Jesus Christ I thought the Canadian jokes were just a meme

Jesus Christ I thought the Canadian jokes were just a meme

and this is why i wont join the army

Living in Canada is like living in a George Carlin rant.

>#diversityisourstrength
>from an official government account
we're gonna need a northern wall pretty soon

>#DiversityIsOurStrength
Please kill me already.

I can't think of any logical reason why anyone would ever want to travel to Canada.

I was in Vermont like 7 miles from the border and could easily have driven into Canada but we decided not to because there's nothing to do there.
Toronto is just chinks and pooinloos at this point. And Quebec is just asshole French people.
You'd have to pay me to go to Canada and not the other way around.

CANADA PANDERS AS TRUMP GETS SLANDERS

Too expensive, I suggest taking them over and deporting them all.

We took over Camp Nathan Smith in Kandahar from the Canadians in 2009. They hadn't been attacked by Taliban for over 2 years. Seemed like a kush gig. Fast forwards a month we're getting contact like every other day. Wtf, right? Ask the terps to ask a guy we captured what was going on. Apparently, the Canadians were straight up paying the Taliban to attack KAF over CNS.
No bullshit. There was a blurb about it in the very first cable leaks in 2011.

This is GREAT news. Spread this so all the degenerates move to Canada. We won't have to lift a finger, they'll leave on their own free will.

>And Quebec is just asshole
Why do we have this reputation? I don't understand.

>I thought the Canadian jokes were just a meme
did it take you this long to get redpilled on leafs?

Because the French are assholes.

Isn't 80% of Canada's population within artillery range of the US border? Well we can trust Quebec to fuck off and do their own thing, and we don't need to worry about Alberta. I highly doubt some inbred mountain man from the NWT is going to try and promote the liberal agenda anyways.

Let's destroy (Ontario) Canada and never leave our clay.

This gif needs to be changed. Penetrating an animal is not legal. Its being penetrated that is. So the gif should show either blowing or getting fucked by the dog. Now being blown.

Get your shit right.

Yes. Please fuck off to Canada.

Everyone hates French people. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.

#diversityisourstrength
#warispeace
#freedomisslavery

Fuck off we already have enough fags.

I like French Canadians...they retain enough humility by being looked upon ascance from Parisians and from living as a conquered people's under the British Crown. Quebec's live to party and have a nice culture and are polite to tourists. Plus you all are based and provincialisitc (nationalistic).
Try emigrating there...assumilation is a must.

Trudeau is a problem though...and the PC culture is horrible

>Apparently, the Canadians were straight up paying the Taliban to attack KAF over CNS.
If there were any Canucks still within mortar range you should have retaliated. Same with the Italians

Do we even have a military?

Western Ontario and Eastern BC are gorgeous.

I bet this faggot shit took place in Toronto, as usual. Our Canadian Forces are going to meet the same of the Bundeswehr. Toronto with its population inside needs to be turned into a nerve agent proving ground.

fucking leaf

This is giving me a hearty laugh. Thanks bud

Because French people on average are rude, inconsiderate, dumb, they always give you dirty looks, etc. English-Canadians in contrast are the nicest, most polite people on the whole planet perhaps.

>mentally ill can join
>I smoked pot years ago so I can't
I for one welcome our Chinese overlords.