Jesus Christ I thought the Canadian jokes were just a meme

Jesus Christ I thought the Canadian jokes were just a meme

and this is why i wont join the army

Living in Canada is like living in a George Carlin rant.

>#diversityisourstrength
>from an official government account
we're gonna need a northern wall pretty soon

>#DiversityIsOurStrength
Please kill me already.

I can't think of any logical reason why anyone would ever want to travel to Canada.

I was in Vermont like 7 miles from the border and could easily have driven into Canada but we decided not to because there's nothing to do there.
Toronto is just chinks and pooinloos at this point. And Quebec is just asshole French people.
You'd have to pay me to go to Canada and not the other way around.

CANADA PANDERS AS TRUMP GETS SLANDERS

Too expensive, I suggest taking them over and deporting them all.

We took over Camp Nathan Smith in Kandahar from the Canadians in 2009. They hadn't been attacked by Taliban for over 2 years. Seemed like a kush gig. Fast forwards a month we're getting contact like every other day. Wtf, right? Ask the terps to ask a guy we captured what was going on. Apparently, the Canadians were straight up paying the Taliban to attack KAF over CNS.
No bullshit. There was a blurb about it in the very first cable leaks in 2011.

This is GREAT news. Spread this so all the degenerates move to Canada. We won't have to lift a finger, they'll leave on their own free will.