Brit/pol/ - Start Reading edition

>Labour would take Britain out of the EU single market, Jeremy Corbyn says
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-labour-eu-single-market-jeremy-corbyn-leave-customs-union-immigration-maastricht-a7855621.html

>EU and Britain fail to reach agreement on half of issues in Brexit talks
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/21/eu-and-britain-fail-to-reach-agreement-on-half-of-issues-in-brexit-talks

>'F**KING HORRIBLE MORNING' Moment vile Britain First thugs call rapper (((Professor Green))) a c*** as he tries to film protest
thesun.co.uk/news/4075848/professor-green-abused-britain-first-rochdale-protest/

>Britain will allow some EU citizens with criminal records to stay after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/20/britain-will-allow-eu-citizens-criminal-records-stay-brexit/

>Migration policy risks being made in the dark, peers warn
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40674332

>Jeremy Corbyn: Student debt write-off not a commitment
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40697326

>Anjem Choudary moved to specialist new 'jihadi jail' unit for extremists
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/23/anjem-choudary-moved-specialist-new-jihadi-jail-unit-extremists/

>Ruth Davidson calls for Conservatism 'reboot'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40699161

>Violent crime rise in North East due to 'aggressive austerity programme' which should end
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/violent-crime-rise-north-east-13370127

>Liam Fox sets election deadline for EU transition
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40697322

>'He won't make his first birthday': Charlie Gard's parents weep as they admit their son will die within days and blame Great Ormond Street doctors for not letting him fly to US
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4723092/Charlie-Gard-s-fate-decided-TODAY.html

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Why do Brits hate multiculturalism?

The way I see it, Europe is like the United States. Britain is simply a state of different people coexisting under the same flag with the ability to travel freely throughout Europe.

But now Britain wants to have its cake and eat it too. Lmao no wonder the EU is giving you such shit deals in the Brexit negotiations. The EU literally limped you from near death back to the top of the global order (only to take a back seat to the United States, of course).

I just find this whole situation hilarious because it's so quintessentially British.

Previous Edition Also absolute Monarchism.

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>Aggressive Austerity programme.

So, is this the new way of saying " we need mo money fo dem programs"?

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Nice b8

Nth for Ministry of Space

BBC is here! Everyone put your Pro EU faces on!!

>leave the new thread to me

t. Not Bomber Rimmer

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Got a report on 2017/2018 admittances for the MSc course I teach in this week.

>52 students total
>10 Brits (4 of which have foreign looking names)
>7 French
>6 Polish
>5 Chinese
>5 Spanish
>4 Japanese
>4 Italians
>3 Greeks
>3 Indians
>1 Latvian
>1 Dane
>1 Nigerian
>1 Egyptian
>1 Belarusian

Absolute state of this place.

jeremy pls

Women are all cunts lads, why did I think it was a good idea stepping out of virginhood. First my girlfriend goes on about a guy at work hitting on her and talking about how confident he is and then she goes on holiday in Italy and keeps messaging me saying all the Italian lads perk up when she walks in the room; how am I meant to reply to that?

My hand has never tried to make me jealous. Our women aren’t worth the trouble lads, the white race is doomed.

56st for your nan collecting commemerative plates she buys out the Sunday papers

Goody gumdrops.

I can't stop laughing at the working class lmao. They're legit subhumans whose sole existence is to go on Jeremy Kyle and entertain us.

Does this lady not remind anyone else of Brave New World?

Love you rim dog

There are like 4 cunts saying they'd make one then didn't. I just took it for them, plus I get to spam my caselaw.

You're under citizens arrest prepare to die!

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You can't have this any more, lads.

What a triggering it was today...

My best friend has brown skin but he's as British as they come desu, and I won't hear a bad word about him. Got it?

It was a sneaky anonymong pretending to be me

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what course?
engenring seems to be 70% forgien students where i am

anyone wanna game of CHECKers?

way to go, comrades!

Someone please join in. I need some good working class laugh material

>tfw engineer
might be moving to MA soon, interview tomorrow

He's a british citizen, lad, but he's not British. That's not a bad word, that's a fact.

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BRITPOL! Since this is a general, I'm curious!
What do you guys think about the possible elsagate 2.0 scandal?

Yknow, the one where animal torture videos are being hosted on Youtube?

I'm seriously not kidding :/

Do yourself a favour and at least check it out.

Your country has done almost everything on that list as well, beyond genociding Boers and electing Muzzies (you did elect a nigger for 8 fucking years as your head of state)

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wew
bbc london news being semi based on muslims

wtf is elsagate

I don't care. I'm going to guess a strong 98% of people in the world are against the idea of getting of to tortured monkeys. The people doing it should be executed or imprisoned depending on how they acquired a baby monkey and if it is endangered.

Agricultural sciences. It is a huge explosion in foreign recruitment though, for 2016/2017 it was:

6 UK
4 Poland
2 France
2 Japan
1 China
1 Taiwan
1 Latvia

they are fluent in english to degree level, complaining about them paying to attend a course you teach. are you the dumb one

Is there any chance of an actual conservative nationalist taking power in the Tory party just as an actual socialist has won the Labour Party?

I'm an Englishman

youtube.com/watch?v=1KsljBj3UEI

Yeah, 22:30 is definitely primetime tv for the News. And this is only broadcast across London.

His dad is a big white pie-eater from Burnley, who just happened to make the radical decision to marry a British-Asian lady. His sisters are fairly white desu, he just turned out brown-skinned. But he's lived in England all his life, acts like every English lad I know, was raised Catholic, and has absolutely no cultural connection to his Asian side. Remind me again why he's not British you bigot?

allways heard that was a big course for africans to come over and do

>reporting on a group targeted for threats for leaving a religion
good for the BBC

>this guy

Because he's brown.

smartsurvey.co.uk/s/govuk-lgbt-survey/

Cheshire police apparently want to start a programe where every white copper hired they should hire a black one.

>superfast charging

that's how you fucking wreck batteries retard

Hot girl keeps messaging me and I'm just trying to read my goddamn book.

Do I need to get my priorities straight anons?

I saw one user put: Peter Pan sexual
kek

Who would have thought?

Because ethnicity isn't the place you're born in? I could have been born pasty white in Mogadishu and it wouldn't make me Somalian.

If he goes on to marry a Celt or an Anglo and then his kids do the same then they may become British eventually but no 1st generation immigrant will ever be able to change tbeir ethnicity.

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>expecting a 120VAC lampost charging outlet will actually charge "superfast"

>implying the current wiring has the capabilities to hold that much current

Either you know the game, or you don't. She is testing you, analysing your reaction. If you're not angry, she'll take it as hint you're not really in love with her.

Okay

Any lads got a phone number I can call using the prank dial app will respond with audio file ty

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How legal would it be for an employer to put a Male/Female/Trans option on a form, and to automatically turn down anyone who picks trans on the grounds of mental illness?

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wew
not even london police is along with diversty hiring bullshit

Jews opposed to exhaustive labour?

>tfw political satire has become reality

youtube.com/watch?v=cxbFk4viTSQ

youtube.com/watch?v=XyJh3qKjSMk

youtube.com/watch?v=PuhRVh8MrFc

Related

youtube.com/watch?v=-bqQ_O4whRk

Yeah they just seem to ignore the fact that the reason they struggle with recruiting black officers is because a lot of their community would be ostracised if they joined the Police and wouldn't want to anyway.

>diagnosis of social decay increases

Illegal in theory, but unenforceable if you don't cite that reasoning.

>going on the news
>ever

wtf

I'm complaining more about the relatively poor home recruitment figures. Though it's also a higher workload for me since we've gone from 17 to 52 students. I'm not sure what the people in charge of admittance and the course directors are thinking...

True in general, but not so much in the one I'm teaching (I won't identify the specific field since I don't want to be doxxed).

She's cheating on you

throw acid in her face in sha' allh

>Jewish camp

What are you talking about? Of course you'd be Somalian. Also the guy you're talking to is referring to a second generation Brit. People stop being immigrants once they've migrated.

>assuming a father is involved

Don't use that as your excuse and you're fine. These things are very hard to prove.

lads where can I watch a redpilled documentary on the growth/development of major cities in London?

What a stupid fucking burger with no notion of History.

Fuck you.

>major cities in London
fuck

major cities in Britain..like london

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Literally half of his family are white British though, and he's only visited his grandma's country of origin once (think his mum was born here, she certainly sounded English whenever she talked). He gets on with his Asian family ok, but feels absolutely no cultural connection with them whatsoever and doesn't really speak to them very often. What is he if not English?

also, where does the weather come from before it comes over the UK?

for us in the midwest, it all starts in the rocky mountains

On passpart documentation but when people here refer to British identity they mean ethnic heritage too.

I'm not going to argue that because I'm right and if you disagree, you're wrong.

I'm not saying that that definition is the right or the wrong definition, I am saying it is the one most people on this board, and most older people in the country hold.

youtu.be/kPQE3GfkrOo

Saved, muttafaqa.

I hope it is Historically factual. I'll chek it out eventually.

This touches upon the issue

youtube.com/watch?v=bHw4MMEnmpc

so why when may did her (((u-turns))) did lefties berate her and say she is incapable of leading the government that she lied about something and whatnot. When corbyn lied about student debt and standing debt for uni students to be wiped and that it would only cost 10m. when in was in their manifesto a blatant lie, that now it would cost 100m. corbyn didnt say it though apparently, he didnt MEAN it, he said they COULD wipe debt out not that they WOULD. When the majority of young people probably only voted for labour due to this blatant lie.

Why do lefties ignore their own logic, if may did a u-turn they berate her. When corbyn does a fucking HUGE one, they defend him and say he didnt say it and that its all lies etc.?

thirsty for that...

What is the comfiest village in the Cotswolds?

The working class is outbreeding the rest of us. If we don't act soon we'll become unsalvageable

Ahhh poortugal, ever our willing pawn in manipulating his fellow cathcucks.

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As I said in the othef post, I am giving you the opinion of most people here. I don't personally agree with it, most of my highschool friends were from Indian backgrounds and they were culturally as English as I am.

But the general consensus here is that cultural activities and official documents do not dictate national identity so much so as ethnic heritage.