>'Twas the night beore Rope-mas, when all through the house
>All the swap creatures were stirring, even Paul the mouse
>The nooses were hung by the steps with care, In hopes that GOD EMPEROR TRUMP soon would be there
>The Clintons were nestled all snug in their beds; While visions of Pizza danced in their heads
What were you doing Sup Forums, the day before the rope came?
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>if something does happen tomorrow there is going to be a huffpo piece on fridab about a real whitehouse leaker over at "Sup Forums"
Will there be some action in Manhattan/Brooklyn tomorrow I should scout for Sup Forums, or will it all be in DC?
If there is no happening I'll be so disappointed
HANG EM ALL
Such a festive atmosphere!
We started our tailgate already.
>With Mama in her MAGA shirt, and I in my cap
>Had just settled our brains for a long summers nap
>When on the CNN there arose such a clatter (REEEEEEE)
>I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter
>Away from Fake News I flew like a flash
>Tore open the Sup Forums, and checked out the happs
>The sun on the breast of the centuries old marble,
>Gave the lustre of mid-day to traitors below
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
>But an armored plated van, and eight tiny traitors
>With a YUGE HIGH ENEGRY driver, so lively and quick
>I knew in a moment it must be GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
>More slowly than sides of beef, his prey, they came
> And he whistled, and shouted, and call’d them by name
>“Now! Comey, now! Lynch, now! Rice, and Biden,
> “On! Clinton, on! Obama, on! Holder and Kerry
>“To the top of the steps! to the top of the wall!
>“Now hang away! hang away! hang away all!”
>As MAGA flags on Shias livestream fly,
I do feel a little hype OP, I'll give you that
>When he's meet with an obstacle, he jumps on the twitter;
>So up to their necks, the traitors, they hung
>With the bag full of jobs - and GOD EMPEROR TRUMP they saw
>And then in a swooshing, I heard on the twitter
>The REEEING of each little snowflake
>As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
>Up on the TV came GOD EMPEROR TRUMP with a bound
>He was dressed in the finest of suits, from his head to his toe
>And his hands were all tarnished with swapm water and mud
>A bundle of jobs was flung on his back
>And he look’d like a wizard just waving his wand
>His eyes - how they twinkled! his dimples how merry,
>His feet were in the hundred, his teeth like hollow fangs
>His droll huge mouth was drawn up like a bow
>And the beard of his chin was covered in blood
>A single peice of beef, held tight in his fangs,
>And the blood it encircled his head, like the crown of a king
>He had a broad face, and a YUGE long belly
>That shook when struck, like a bowl full of jelly
>He was slender, and nimble, like a fine navigator
>And I cried when I saw him in spite of myself
>A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
>Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
>He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
>And drained all the swamp; then turn’d with a jerk,
>And pointing his finger, right there at me,
>And giving a nod, up the GREAT WALL he rose
>He sprung to his twitter and his phone gave a whistle,
>And away they all went, like the down of a GLOBALIST PETOPHILE CABAL
>But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight-
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and to all a good night.
Godspeed gentlement.
This is the last bit of darkness before the dawn.
Bretty good. Take a (You).
The Democrats as a party are about to cease to exist.
I maintain only shills relay on low blows like this.
Bump for excitement, don't care if it's true or not. Hopefully this isn't like the Assange attempt to sell books.
Happy Ropemas Eve guys, hope Santa Trump is good to you tomorrow.
You guys are all delusional.
I'd consider myself an independent but anyone with at least one brain cell can see there is nothing that is going to happen the the democrats tomorrow. Screencap this if you want.
The only thing happening tomorrow is Manafort being arrested.
Trump will continue to be president and you guys will continue to be retards.
Go suck some more russian cock you gay bastards.
Digits confirm my truth.
Praise Kek.
Dear Santa
All I want for Ropemas is something that shoots .45 ACP
I've been such a good rural and suburban retard this year
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