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Hitler?

Hu?

total solar eclipse crossing the whole US on August 21, artards.

>tfw only going to see a partial eclipse from where I live

at least it'll be neat

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I'm gonna try and get pics of it in the stratosphere using a weather balloon, wish me luck.
Also don't chase the fucking thing, you'll kill someone

Well everyone be careful going near or onto the ecliptical line across the U.S. because weird creepy Satan worshipers will be doing their weird sacrificial rituals during the eclipse.

ayyyy lmao!

worked it into my USA road trip next month.
where is the best place to watch it in oregon?

Nightly reminder to use a telescope to look at the solar eclipse as it will temporarily be night

South of Portland 100 miles it looks like.

Just find yourself a nice hill and throw a blanket out with some brewskies.

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Traffic will be an absolute disaster and hotel rooms impossible to find.

The astronomy fans made plans 2 years ago.

Don't waste your time with a telescope. Photos of eclipses are easy to find on the internet.

Concentrate on things like how the birds react to the coming darkness and the 15-20 degree temperature drop you may experience.

I had a bird (rip Birdy) that got real quiet when the eclipse approached and then got all fluffy and went to sleep

Nothing is going to happen stop with the fear porn

HAARP setting off earthquakes and TPTB blaming it on the drastic temperature change.. calling it now.

i have a rental car so i will probably drive towards seattle to find a motel that night.

My uncle works for the BLM and has to do patrols in the mountains and the forests and he's seen some crazy shit happen during events like these and in the summer times.

You'd be surprised at what happens in the mountains and the forests where no one else is around, especially here in Colorado.

Mini-nuclear san francisco / new york to justify attack NK by surprise.

The Rainbow Conventions are stupid as hell, there's a massive gathering of radical militant hippies that get together in the mountains near Steamboat Springs and dig massive ditches to shit and piss in and they all hang out and do all kinds of drugs together and a lot of times start forest fires or start killing each other or rape happens.

>HAARP setting off earthquakes and TPTB blaming it on the drastic temperature change.. calling it now.

I could see them trying that.

"You see, the rapid cooling caused the earth's crust to quickly shrink, triggering a slip-shear fault that derpa derp goyim... Science!"

cutest fucking story i ever heard

Will there be any visibility from western europe?

the sun turns to darkness BEFORE the day of the lord

its just another sign before september 23 as a final warning

bigly

nope. see

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Yellow Stone is gonna erupt on August 21st. And the biblical tribulation beings on Sept 23rd.

Pure bullshit, but it strokes the Christian ego to pretend that have some secret knowledge.

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be ready to pay over 500usd

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JESUS PLEASE COME BACK

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east coast here. not even going to bother go to check it out. traffic is going to be a nightmare.

the lord took her away from me

maybe the jews have something big planned.

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In rural areas, you will see swarms of birds circling and setting up for the night, then waking up and starting the day 2 minutes later.

Also. It will appear to be night with dawn/dusk in all directions, not just to the east/west.

rawling for c

Threads like this always remind me that humans really have not evolved that much since the stone age. People still think solar eclipses and other natural phenomena are somehow magical.

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Crawling in my skin for 800 Alex

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This man crooned with a jubilant rhythmic mixed ethnicity poet and after years of jubilant musicality suspiciously played the game of autoerotic asphyxiation amongst sinister coteries of pizza makers and child lovers

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Oh cool, that's exactly what I planned on doing. I'm driving up from Florida.

Just get there a day early, or check it out in Tennessee.

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Black lives matter patrol the forest now ?

remember the date Sup Forums. Cause its HAPPENING
find shelter, stay away from the coasts, Have a plan!
on August 21st, A solar eclipse will occur in the US. The Jews will have HAARP armed and ready and this eclipse will give them the perfect cover. They will blame whichever devastating (earthquake, tsunami, etc) on this eclipse
DO NOT BELIEVE THEM
a solar eclipse cannot create earthquakes
spread this like wild fire and stay safe

Bureau of Land Management.

Make sure to get some Solar Viewing Glasses so you don't fry your eye balls. you can't browse Sup Forums if you're blind

Oh.
Got any stories ?

it's not even august, how is this reated to the sept happening?

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No he never talks about it except Oath Keepers were threatening him and his property a couple of months ago.

Still a little sore about that.

He also patrols Sturgis and busts bikers and gangs, he patrols the Rainbow Conventions or anything that has to do with the forest or mountains.

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juice, shut up
It's a good opportunity to watch our new sun in it's glory:
youtube.com/watch?v=RlpFaLgAbps

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a man child? thank god im saved

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I am a minor/major general of Lucifer and Michelangelo in the upcoming "war". Ask me any questions and I will try my best to answer.

Salem, Lincoln city, Depoe Bay.... Hotel price are like $500 that day so you might wanna sleep in yee car.

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(((They))) might want to cancel.

>can't even larp correctly
Name the state I'm in and I'll play along

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Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

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Like that fucking matters to know. I only know knowledge related to metaphysical and physical knowledge. I'm riding with no soul and paid with God. I learn based on what I need to know to make my path true, along with intervention of my own will, as sin allows.
But, I'm larping
[spoiler] Oregon

HABBEDIN

Yeah, I love youtube personalities because I have the time and passion to watch another person talk about ideals I could just think in my own space and develop it with my own force.

You're about as far off as you can get lmao

Not really if you don't have those special glasses. You'll just se an oval shaped blurry dot.

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Here's a map of the path of the total eclipse. I'll be LARPing somewhere in the Newport area. Took the day off cos it's happening on a Monday morning around 10:30am or so. Kek.

>youtube.com/watch?v=x5GSQeoXteY

You calling OP a liar?
>dues vult
>(besides the bible) in pic
Top irony.

Volcano will erupt too. Checkem'

is that Podesta's illegitimate son?

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They say stars & planets will be visible. What's hidden from the night sky right now ... Saturn? Mars ?

Oh wow golly jee, well I guess my life long commitment to the Trinity was all for nothing because I couldn't pseudo-random guess a state gameshow some anonymous faggot needs me to do for me to have legitimacy?????????
The dualities of America will be sliced in half, truly. Everything will be thrown into chaos, from a simple cut.

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Ok, like what ?

Second coming, chjecjkkem

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