Fill in the blank

I never had a gf but at least _________

OH FUCK i THOUGHT THIS WAS R9K FUCK

mods pls delete and don't ban me please

I haven't killed myself
(Yet)

I have (you)

stop bumping this thread you're gonna get me banned please guys

I'm not OP

I'm not a nigger.

__my penis brushed up against my mother's vagina.

I have Sup Forums

...

Now hopefully I will unsee this..

I had a well rounded breakfast.

atleast i got the lord watching over me and protecting me from harm's way.

>Slide to the left

>you're gonna get me banned please guys

what did he mean by this?

But at least I have a 7 inch cock

The mods are ruthless these days. Here's me getting a 3 day ban for making a Deus Ex thread.

But at least I have a qt boyfriend.

I have no stds.

...this statement is a lie

Another AI girlfriend

I'm not a dyke.

_as I was being born

test

I have my hand.

I have my car.

i don't care.

At least I've fucked 23 girls of median 6 attractiveness in the last 4 years

At least I know I can attract a gf if I want to

At least I plan to once I get my own place

I have Murdoch-chan :3

i fucked your mom

I know that feel bro. It might be one of the worst things that can happen to you, because people don't take you seriously when you say that you were molested by your mom.

I don't post on

I'm not a right wing retard. Plus, I have had many women, some in their assholes. So suck it beta bitch boys.

haha same, feels good being Chad woo

I'm white

I overcompensate on pol because I hate myself for masturbating to interracial cuckold porn and traps all day.

fuckin' LARPers.

I have an 8 inch cock

I beat resident evil 4

I have trump

Fuck off to /r9faggot/ you trap worshiping beta degenerate.

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___I'm white.

There is exactly one special person in this world who will complete you, and that person is you