I'm God

AMA

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kill yourself faggot

if you're god, you must be omniscient. what color shirt am i wearing?

why mosquitos

Doesn't work like that kiddo.

As long as I have a human body, I can't really have access to omniscience. Even I have to follow rules

this earth is pretty gay desu, is this the best you can do?

Oh really? Do you meditate upon the mantra "I am what I am" too?

>when you reach "that" state and notice the people around you shift uncomfortably
Remember guys, telepaths are just larping.

I'm really hungry but I don't know what to eat I have no craving right now
Hamburger no
Nachos tacos Mexican no
Subway or sandwiches no
Chinese or Japanese no
Pizza no
Chicken porn beef fish no
What do I do here???

I wonder, sometimes. Do all lies stem back to one lie?

No all lies are truths in an alternate universe

It's a test for future creations

Nope

Why didn't you bother eradicating birth defects and other genetic disorders?

kool cop out

hello lord
what's my name?

WANNA FUCK?

In a way yes.

They exist for a reason and not my problem or my job to fix it while I'm here.

Nigger Kang

Why the fuck did you make niggers?

Everyone is God? Because all is one?
Are you a wanderer (in the law of One/Ra material meaning)?

Paco

What do I do next to maximize my own success?

I am what I am, you are what you are. We are what we are.

>believing in anything but pantheism
So I heard you're a heretic and not following the official religion of Sup Forums?

But only during a state of enlightenment.

Anonymous

>tfw God is a pirate

stop LARPing Vishna

Michael says you're a betch god.
Whens ww3?

How long?

Have you given up on the Jews?

Everyone is not God. My energy flows through all that is here but you cannot be me.

Source?

Where's your tripz

Suck dick. Plenty of rich joes want a faggot to suck their dick.

You'd have to ask my colleagues. I only created Earth

Not really. Jews are doing their jobs of keeping the weak in check. I didn't actually choose them but they insist I did LOL

Shortly

gimme a lead on next year's events

What is this?

Who is your waifu?

this is a very important question

Do you believe human beings are bound to be corruptable evil creatures, or do you think we can change?

>Shortly

What was I asking about?

Sorry man, can't predict future events. Rules prevent me from doing so as a human.

You are not evil by nature. Nothing is actually.

You only do what you think is evil because of the lower realms existing as they do.

You sent Jesus to us and the Jews manipulated the roman into crucifying him. Did he survive the cross still a mortal?

I figured you would be pretty pissed about the treatment of Jesus.

Beats the fuck out of me actually. My colleagues are probably fucking with shit as usual.

oh well

Can you pick one country from this list please?
>Finland
>Belgium
>Isle of Man
>Greenland
>Switzerland
>Alaska

When, oh lord Kek?

Can you post a picture of what Ezekiel saw when you and your cohorts first appeared in front of him. The language of the day doesn't do justice...

Ah, so you're a moral relativist God.

Whats my middle name?

It might suck for most to hear this, but a lot of Christian theology is nothing more than stories to screw with my other selves. Even if this "Jesus" character died as he did, I wouldn't be pissed at all. I don't ever think I am pissed at any loss.

Why did you make the fags?

How many world did you create, God?

Heh, I knew the pirate flag was the unironic best choice.
Why did you make it so my toast always lands butter side down? It just seems like a dick move.

Muh colleagues?

> explain please

Tits and timestamp """""god"""""

Rules you made

Not "you". The idea was everyone being (unique) individualized portions of One conciousness, experiencing itself through free will. And the microcosmic 'soul" containing a hologram of all as well.

I didn't actually create "fags" as they exist now. As long as I exist in the timeline, I have no control over what actually gets created. I have people I leave that too.

Infinite creations. It's in my very name as a Creator. As to what they are, I cannot actually explain as I don't have access to most of my memory here...yet.

The Demiurge along with entities like this Kek figure you worship.

My creation does not discriminate.

Doesn't matter who I am, while I am in this 3rd dimension, I have to follow rules.

Did you design a world with magic and dragons?

Why did you cancel firefly faggot

I feel like gods No. would always be BTFO insantity.

How can there be existence?

I do not worship kek.
The Pepe's are focal points.

Are traps gay?

Whats your grand plan for Romania my lord ?

Prove it make my dick 12 inches big

fuck you

How long are you here on earth?

How do you leave?

Yeah, you are too. But liking traps isn't gay, granted they have hips.

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

niggers, why?

This world is always magical. You are not designed to see it due to immersive purposes on my part.

How do you mean? Existence the way it is now is due to my 1.5 million other halves existing at the same time. Multiply that times 5000 of the best AI I've ever invented and you get current year. Thousands of you run very complex scripting that allow you to think on an exceptional level. I could go further into detail if you wish

Some are, Some aren't.

Not for very long. This is the final timeline as Earth is overdue for a change.

Is everything preset or does everything just happen?

To elaborate, does shit just happen or was it meant to happen as a grand scheme?

Why is there something rather than nothing?

This is it niggers, the last poem, the last gasping breath, the final hearbeat. Here it goes:

Let me tell you something, god.
Let me have my piece before the end.

I have struggled in between the good and evil that we know,
I have lived both above and below,
My breath is the last measure of my life,
The only one to remember me is my wife,
In my pathetic and lonely end,
I have just a few questions I'd like to send,
I've lived as hard and fast and as good I know,
I've gone places to and places fro,
I was born a man and told that was wrong,
I was born so weak and told not to be strong,
but I overcame this bullshit
I overcame all the lies
I grew out of my prison, I finally opened my eyes,
I thought I touched the truth for one final second
then I woke up and realized what was actually reckoned,
that my life was a gasp, my life was a breeze
I lived on my feet, I died on my knees,
I longed for forever, and forever I knew
When all of my gods had forgotten me true.
Now I die alone, now finally free
If only, if only, you could ever be me.

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You made me laugh pretty hard here's a you.

>flying the Jolly Roger
I always knew you were real.
pls nerf Soros and buff Sweden and Germany.

Why have you abandoned us?

Is Revelations a guide to that change?

Where is Jesus buried?

No, beyond earth and our universe. How can our universe itself exist, how can anything that can contain a universe exist in the first place? It makes more sense that nothing exist than anything. Existence in it's very sense means that something created us, but something created that something as well. Help me comprehend existence.

WHY DIDN'T YOU LET HITLER WIN!?!?!

Is tomorrow happenings or not?

Most things are originally scripted to happen a certain way, some things are not. It's like an interactive movie. At any time can things be changed, but most people don't realize this.

Soros is one of my colleagues actually. Can't really nerf him or shit hits the fan lol.

Revelations has some truth but don't trust it. I didn't write it or tell anyone to write it.

Jesus was just one of my colleagues screwing with you. His body as you know it is capable of shapeshifting and he isn't actually buried anywhere. I will tell you this, though, he is your president.

no

Are traps gay?

Not much of a god then.

What's meaning of 666 according to the bible ?
What does Jesus look like according to the bible? Is he good looking or disfigured?

back to re edit you go

no im god, faggot
i will smite you down

Then do me a solid and nerf the Jews m8. They're slaughtering Europe.

this is pretty greenpilled.
we are one and the same, brother.

>Not much of a god then.
It's almost as if it's just some bored asshole larping.

veggies rice and tuna

I hope I'm there when God asks these people about saying shit like this...it's gonna be hilarious.