/DIXIE/ General Coffee, Fried Eggs, and Bacon Edition

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What?! No grits?!

FUCK YOU GIVE ME MY GRITS!

MISSISSIPPI REPORTING

BEST FLAG REPORTING

There is no middle ground with grits. It's either you love 'em or fuck 'em.


I'm in the fuck grits camp.

Does Maryland count as the south??

ARKANSAS REEEEEEEEEEPORTING IN!

Fuck grits?

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

No

I eat grits everyday

I aint never had grits that didn't taste like water. Boiled water.

MS GULF COAST THROWING DOWN WITH McELROY'S SHRIMP AND GRITS

FUCK OFF YANKEES

A lot of people make bad grits because they don't put effort into their cooking, meaning they aren't really Southern.

Real Southerners put love and care into their cooking.

You probably don't like pawnhaus neither..

HONORARY SHOUT OUT TO BISCUITS AND GRAVY

Mah Nigguru.

>tfw Biscuits and Gravy Master Race

AINT.
NO.
FUCKING.
WITH.
BISCUITS.
AND.
GRAVY.

Fuck boys this thread got my stomach fuckin' rumblin'

SOUTH HAS BEST FOOD IN THE COUNTRY

I LOVE LIVING LESS THAN TWO HOURS FROM NEW ORLEANS

GIMME DAT CRAWFISH ETOUFEE

>BISCUITS AND GRAVY

STOP SAYING IT!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GIMME DAT CENTRAL GROCERY MUFFALETTA

Good morning you beautiful sons of bitches, it's another beautiful morning here in Georgia, hope it is elsewhere in Dixie as well. Any plans besides work today? How about the weekend?

BISCUITS

AND

GRAVY

GIMME DAT BANANAS FOSTER

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I'm going to move to the south and you can't stop me.

GIMME DEM BEIGNETS

(Prounounced BEN-YAYS)

GIMME DAT GUMBO

GIMME DAT JAMBALAYA

GIMME DAT PO BOY

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The hell's wrong with the midwest. Ohio's awesome dude.
>Michifags can die tho

GIMME DEM OYSTERS (((ROCKEFELLER)))

fuuuuccckkk

>when you go to Yank states and they don't serve sweet tea

FUNK YANKEES

SWEET TEA MASTER RACE

First for morning cigarette

So what's the consensus on Texas? I'd say East/Gulf shoreline to Corpus Christi is part "Southerner". The rest is the west.

What is the best city in Dixie? And why is it Nashville, Tennessee?

Texans are ALL Southerners/Honorary Southerners.

I'm from Mississippi/Louisiana (family from both states and have lived in both, as well as the Carolinas) and I LOVE TEXAS AND TEXANS

Much respect for Texas in the South especially since they are a part of the South whether they admit it or not.

Checkin in from capital of the South, Northern Atlanta!

Sweet

In the South, it's not about the cities, it's about the amazing, sleepy small towns where everyone is friendly with one another, willing to help out in times of need, and aren't afraid of tradition and community.

Sure, the South has some great cities, but the real charm of the South lies in our rural areas.

God bless Dixie!

>tfw you will never get to live in Atlanta circa 2001 and work for Williams Street in getting Adult Swim launched

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Driving down the coastal roads on the way to St Simons Island, my mom got pulled over by a small town cop for speeding.

She told him, "I'm sorry officer, I was counting the Baptist churches", which she was. He let her off with a warning.

God I love the South.

Central reporting in.

I've been thinking of moving to Mississippi or Alabama
Maryland is a swing state, it goes either way. Like Kentucky, Missouri, and states West of Texas (not Cali).
even if you move here you'll never be a WASP
Texas and Oklahoma are completely Southern, but it is also its own ranching culture. It has a completely different geography so of course it won't have the traditional cotton farming and lots of rain like the rest of the South. It has its own cattle ranching culture made for the geography. The first cattle ranchers were vast majority Southerners though, so, a lot of their culture is very similar to traditional Deep South as well as the Appalachian culture (a mix of both)

Then go eat some cream of wheat, yankee.

I hate all cities desu senpai, the only thing they are good for is providing you with enough with a job. When I think about what "the best city" is, I think about proximity to thinks I really want to do, lack of traffic, and how white the whitest school district is
appreciate it!
how white is your school district?

>enough with a job
enough clientele I mean

I'm not very familiar with the northern parts of Mississippi or Alabama.

I'm a Coast Boy. Mississippi's Gulf Coast region is actually pretty nice, plus we have some pretty fun casino/resorts. We still don't have nearly as much as before Hurricane Katrina, though. Our area was absolutely devastated following the storm, but we'll never stop working to come back bigger and stronger than ever!

I have family and friends from the upper parts of Mississippi though. As long as you avoid our capital city (Jackson) and the delta (niggers everywhere), there's a lot of really nice little towns to choose from.

what are the nicest school districts in Southwest MS on the Coast? or are they better in Gulfport/Biloxi?

I would imagine Long Beach or Pass Christian would have some pretty good districts. There's some nice private schools.

Avoid Biloxi and Gulfport they are full of niggers.

Ocean Springs, the town I grew up in, is 85% white and has a GREAT school district, but it's in the central/eastern part of the coast. If you are looking for a town to raise kids, Ocean Springs is a fine place. Anything west of Gulfport is nice as well. Gulfport/Biloxi have tons of jobs but I would avoid putting your children in their schools, and if you're Catholic there are some VERY nice private schools on the coast to send your youngin's to.

I plan to have 6+ kids so private is probably out of the question. I will look in the Southwest area. I would probably have to commute to the Northshore because there aint many real estate jobs in Mississippi

What county you in buddy? Gwinette here

Private Schools in the South are probably your best bet for a high quality education.

Even though your child will be learning about the math and science behind the resurrection, they'll come out school with a greater grasp of English and a greater appreciation for American culture. Not pop culture bs.

T.Private Schooled had to wear a uniform every day Southerner

Fellow Georgian here, my friend. Got to mow grass today, shoot a beaver out of my pond if he shows his face, and deal with various work b.s. Weekend is a going away party for a dear friend who is moving to Texas, followed by chilling on Lake Jackson on the pontoon boat. What about you?

GET THE FUCK OUT KIKE,

SLIDE THREAD

EMOTIONAL SLIDE

AWAN ARRESTED,

COMEY-MCCABE EXPOSED, COMEY WIFE RECEIVED $700K FROM HILLARY CLINTON

DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ FAMILY MEMBER STEVEN WASSERMAN IS THE OVERSEEING

NO ONE IS COVERING THIS IN THE MEDIA

YOU KNOW WHERE THE OPTIONS BOX IS , NOW SPELL IT OUT

Commuting isn't too bad down here. We have a 6 to 8 lane (3/4 lanes each way) interstate that runs along the coast that never gets too terribly congested and highway 90 runs the entire length of the coast near the Gulf, and since there isn't a whole shitload of people compared to other areas of the country traffic is never too horrible.

Howdy, boys. Jasper County here, about an hour SE of Atlanta

>Dixie General
>Slide thread

Kill yourself you fucking troglodyte

>implying glorious /DIXIE/ general is a slide thread

Oh, and if you move to the coast you should look into fishing and boating. This is one of the best areas for that. You can go out to the islands and camp and just have fun in a boat, and if you're into fishing we have some FANTASTIC fishing out on the Mississippi Sound.

If you like being on the water you'll LOVE living down here.

You can even go to Ship Island and see an old civil war era fort!

I love dixie, but this news is really important

Fuck all of you lazy southron scumshits. You were all loyalist during the revolution, you incited revolt due to your fondness for blacks, and you are generally of less than glorious pedigree. As a marylander I stand above you all and fuck northerners to

Just a reminder you guys lost and every day of your shit tier exisistence in spent being cucks. Smooches.

I live in the South so I know how it is, there are still lots of good public schools you just gotta live in an affluent community. I plan to have 6 kids at least so I don't want to pay 480,000 for their total education when I can buy a house in a 80-90% school district for that much

Lake Jackson in Texas?

>Oh, and if you move to the coast you should look into fishing and boating
fishing, boating, and hunting are about my only hobbies, besides watching baseball

>best flag
Please.

>You were all loyalist during the revolution
that's not true. I had about dozens of ancestors who were here during the Revolutionary War. All Southerner. only one ancestors was a Loyalist.

besides. looking at our government today, I can't say we would be worse off if we had stayed loyal to Britain

Yankee bullshit is ruining our south.

No, I'm in GA, man.

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My ancestors fought at King's Mountain where we BTFO tory scum!

Work and sleep till Saturday night, Atlanta United game at 4 and then it's cut grass, wash my car and get my desk put together. Not a whole lot, looking forward to eating breakfast late on the back deck.

DO IT AGAIN GENERAL SHERMAN

Florida here

Fuck off kike

How do we reconstruct the South ourselves, boys?

What are we gonna do about all of nogs?

keep the conservative movement alive, import based Yankees who want to embrace our culture, import Europeans

I missed breakfast, but going for stewed squash and a tomato sandwich at lunch. Pic related, those tomatoes are 8 feet high. (gf in pic is 5'5")

Who here loves black girls

T H I C C

As an unbiased outside observer, I can assure you that the Texan flag is the best out of all US states by far and that most US state flags look like total ass. This includes Arkansas, the Carolinas, Louisiana, Virginia, and yes, Tennessee. Sorry, not sorry, just speaking the truth here. Alabama and Florida are alright, I guess, can't really go all that wrong with a palette swap of the St Andrew's Cross. Mississippi barely gets a pass. Finally, the Rebel Flag looks better than that of any US state or the Stars and Stripes itself.

Found the carpetbagger

Southern Ky reporting in!

>being proud of your heritage as a failed traitor state that destroyed their economy for generations in order to own people as property for four more years while also forcing the president's hand on emancipation with your tantrum

Reminder

I would be very shocked if you aren't part Irish unless you are a carpetbagger

Which, the tomatoes or gf? Yeah, she's got an ass on her, has put on a few since we got together. But I have too, so it's all good

The south was Scottish and Anglo
The north was just filled with micks

The South was Scots-Irish. That means Scottish that left, assimilated to Ireland, then came to America.

The only problem i have with you is that you include the dirty spics, irish and scots. If you're an Anglo or Saxon and you affiliate with Irish, Scots, Goths your are a half-breed and deserve death. Fuck you i will not leave my Anglo-Saxon roots to welcome any dirty Irish or savage Scotsman with their little skirts.

That is a lovely, Northern propaganda fueled misunderstanding of history you have there.

Fuck off, don't destory southern blood with nasty Irish or Scottish blood. We were established back when the colonies were here. We are Anglo and are in no way Scot. Our blood has been muddled by the dirty Irish and Scotsmen. We don't want anymore.

Am I, a Pennsylvanian, welcome?

Fellow Anglo southern master race

hello fellow spics

Pennsylvania is ok but the 'Joe Paterno did nothing wrong' shit is really annoying.

Hello mutt

Anglo will always be superior to the Irish or Scottish. The islands are belong to us by blood right.