>Be me
>28-year-old Persian born and living in Sweden
>Sitting on the bus on my way to work
>It's just me and an old Swedish man on the bus
>He's sitting right in front of me
>He's staring at me
>I know he's staring, but I'm just looking at my smartphone ignoring him
>After 10 minutes I look back at him
>He starts looking angrily at me
>He bursts out "What are you looking at, you immigrant scum?"
>I respond with an "Excuse me?"
>He says "I'm getting tired of you Muslim immigrants taking up all the space in my country."
>I respond with a sarcastic "Good for you."
>He says "All you sandniggers ought to be sent to Auschwitz."
>I ignore him
>He says "All you do is smooch off the government and rape the women God made for us."
>I chuckle
>He says "What's so funny? God made you a sandnigger because he hates you."
>I say "Oh really?"
>He says "God made us Swedes look like Jesus because he loves us."
>I hold back my laughter
>He says "I've voted for the Sweden democrats for 20 years, and they'll win the next election and deport you and your family."
>That's enough, I decide it's time to trigger his old dusty Surströmming ass
>I tell him I'm a Wahhabist from Saudi Arabia who came to Sweden to spread Islam (I'm actually an atheist)
>I tell him I've lived off welfare checks for more than 10 years (I never did)
>I tell him I have a Swedish blonde and blue-eyed wife (I'm actually single)
>I tell him I've converted her to Wahhabism
>I tell him we have 9 kids and a 10th on the way (I'll never have kids)
>I tell him I'm forcing them all to become Wahhabists
>I tell him they'll all have 10 kids each when they grow up too
>I tell him they'll also live off welfare checks and spread Wahhabism in Sweden
>I see his face has turned red and he's tearing up
>He says "You can't do this. It's not fair. My forefathers built this country."
>I respond "Your time is over, we're the new generation of Sweden. Just accept it."
>He starts crying like a little baby
>I start laughing
Are white people the easiest to trigger?
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>He cries even more when he sees me laughing
>I notice I've reached my bus stop
>I get off the bus and go to work
>I think back to what happened and have a good laugh once in a while during the day
>Mfw I learned to bait and trigger white people in real life from all my hours on Sup Forums
So Sup Forums, why are white people triggered so easily?
>Swedens erotic fantasy, only he is the cuck in this story.
Is it retarded? Why are its hands like that?
P.S. No one cares.....
keep doing this please, it will wake more minds
Yeeeah, that surely happened pal...
>Thing that didn't happen: the post.
Triggering white people isn't a good idea. They are naturally violent.
SAGE AND SLIDE
STALE PASTA
Tick tock, Sven.
is that ape considered attractive?
/thathappened
this is the first time in a long time that I'm 100% sure this user doesn't spend ANY time around actual females. They often keep their hands like a T-rex. Why? I don't know but they do it,
And then everyone in the bus clapped their hands while the Swedish prime minister comes in to fuck you in the ass with a large black dildo
ITT: things that never happened
Nice try Mohammed, but we all know this is fake
Top fucking kek. White bois ETERNALLY BTFO
This never happened
So what was the point of you posting this?
I'll take things that didn't happen for 6 gorillion please
Triggered? You are invading his country. You should be lucky he isn't removing your head like your goat raping cousins would.
Boring fictional story is boring. Back to tumblr with you.
if this isn't bait
this is just mean
like its just an old man seeing his country go to shit because of immigrants
people are only racist because of their bad experiences
i wouldn't say this shit if i were in china or something
now you've been a dick and he hates middle easterners even more
why didn't you just tell him you're not like other middle easterners?
if this were me i wouldn't have been able to contain myself i would have hospitalised you
en.wikipedia.org
"""Swedish""""
Hold him down, I'll get the Luger.
>Swedes
>White
>things that never happened
DO NOT REPLY TO SLIDE THREADS
This negress have T-Rex hands kek
>shitthatneverhappened.jpg
OP is a faggot and he should slit his wrists.
Not really. Sandkips in particular sometimes just blow up for no reason at all.
Why shoot an old swedish man? put him out of his misery?
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Man your epic story really loses its punch when I imagine how you said all that in limp wristed faggot sounding swedish. Not that any of this ever happened.
Slide
No Swede would ever behave like this. We are not easily triggered like you respekt blattar.
The cuck is strong on this one.
Saw this pasta a few days ago.
Saged.
Slide more shill scum
>smdh whit peopl be so triggered m8
A magazine in France draws Muhammad
>EY YO YOU CANT DO DAT WHITEY WE GUN GET U
do you honestly believe anybody is gonna believe this bullshit like come on it is Sweden shit like this does happen or you are sent to reeducation camps
...
You must go back to the desert sandnigger scum.
...
send me a swedish woman and i will forgive your sins
SLIDE THREAD
1. report
2. sage
3. hide
>Be me
>28-year-old Persian
Fuck off, you are the cancer.
THERE'S STILL HOPE LEFT IN SWEDEN
just kidding, this never happened sand nigger.
OP, we know this is bs b8
but let's pretend your crap is real for a second
The easiest to trigger are non whites, by a long margin
which is why (((non whites))) can't quit these idiot posts
You're not white
your problem
quit trying the transference game
take it to your parents, they're the ones who put you here
>>I tell him I'm a Wahhabist from Saudi Arabia who came to Sweden to spread Islam (I'm actually an atheist)
Im an atheist too, and id gladly pretend to be christian to murder people like you along side them
No the easiest people to trigger are the one's that are being systematically humiliated through gang rapes, genocide etc. But he's technically right in that you belong in a concentration camp. Ask science.
I dont know, you tell us since youre white too.
She's cute.
>Blacks
Call them nigger and they chimpout
>Muslims
Tell them mohammed is fucking allah in hell and watch them chimpout
I doubt you've ever been to Sweden, proxyburger.
RARE
>RARE
kike power fantasies
Leftists (any race) -> Muslims -> Blacks -> Whites
There's your table of triggering. Sage because this is a slide thread.
Lol, good story bro. Whites are stoic, meanwhile Arabs are hysterical. I've got a friend working as a parking attendant.. when Danes get a fine, they mostly acknowledge their responsibility and suck it up. When Arabs get a fine, they often have tantrum, screaming culturally enriching stuff like "I'll fuck your mom" "I'll fuck your family", my friend laughing his ass off
>sandniggers
No one uses that term outside of Sup Forums. 0/10. Poor larp
cuck is using the public transport
lmao, get a car loser.
GET THE FUCK OUT KIKE,
SLIDE THREAD
EMOTIONAL SLIDE
AWAN ARRESTED...... AWAN USING BILL / HILLARY CLINTON LAWYERS
DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ FAMILY MEMBER STEVEN WASSERMAN IS THE OVERSEEING ATTORNEY
DWS ALSO CALLED THE POLICE AND TOLD THEM TO GIVE BACK THEIR LAPTOPS OR THEIR WOULD BE " CONSEQUENCES "
COMEY-MCCABE EXPOSED, COMEY WIFE RECEIVED $700K FROM HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT PROSECUTING EMAIL SERVERS / TREASON
NO ONE IS COVERING THIS IN THE MEDIA
YOU KNOW WHERE THE OPTIONS BOX IS , NOW SPELL IT OUT
cont.
>all the other swedes in the bus start clapping.
>"You show that bigot, ahmed!" a white swedish girl yells
>sucks my dick right there on the bus
>little do they know
>Pull out my knife and stab her for being a whore.
>I demand that the driver give me a turn to drive.
>Drive that bus right over the old mans family
didn't read, lol
also SAGE
>be me
>sandnigger
>on Sup Forums for some reason
get the fuck out you desert feces
Wait, nobody started clapping? Not sure if I believe this...
GOT 'EM!
>Cool Story Bro!
SO THIS IS THE WORLDS NEXT SUPER POWER
The sad part is I can actually tell this was made up by a white Sven to masturbate to.
Nice fake story. But you should've said: "Look at me, I'm the Swede now."
I love when my uncle says China will surpass America but when I tell him the shit they do, he says it isn't true.
XD
No one uses "welfare checks" in Sweden either. 100% that is a burger.