HAPPENING????

is there anything to worry about?
>should i move to canada?

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the sun? Probs not.

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>should i move to canada?
Canada is more fucked than we are, pic related. Who else here /safe/??? It's a comfy feel.

Please be before 8am CT. It's my first day at work in 6 years and I haven't been up that early ever, unless I was already awake.

At this point Korea should just play the waiting game another ten years and wait for America to destroy itself

>8am
>I haven't been up that early ever
> It's my first day at work in 6 years

>implying they have 4 or 5

Im just out of range. See yall in hell rest of america.

>tfw I'll hear about Commiefornia being destroyed on a comfy Florida beach

Im ok with the KN-08's range no one west of Ontario is worth saving anyway

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Godspeed you crazy gook, bring the decadent pig dog west capitalist empire to ruin with your massive military force like the underdog you deserve to be

God fucking dammit I'm at the edge of Iowa.

thats a big dong

I'll have a #5 please Kim.
>Tfw when all libtard and faggot leafs get raked.

>the Tampa is safe

If Korea was actually smart, they wouldn't bomb the U.S. If they do bomb us, the entire world will turn on them.

That's no dong

>the sun as source

Probably aimed at LA or SF in California. That's the highest concentration of Worst Koreans.

They have ruined Little Tokyo in LA.

>tfw Texan

Now that I think of it, they wouldn't hit lil insignificant Iowa, right? There's nothing important in it, right?

better brace ourselves, we are about to get DONGED

>implying that it's the prairies ruining the country instead of literally everyone else

if you don't live in niggerfornia you'll be fine

>No Dong 1

>mfw they strategically fire a nuke next to the Grand Canyon, ushering in The Apocalypse to end all Apocalypses

If insignificant Iowa is actually going to get nuked, which I doubt more than my sisters hatred for me, this will be my final Hina Rape Face.

Safe and comfy checking in.

The us probably has a super accurate defense system for this situation right?.......right?

Go for it Best Korea.
What's the worst that could happen?

Actually, I think I'm safe. Iowa is insignificant and unimportant. Nobody would probably nuke us.

please nuke seattle

>implying this level of tech can be stopped

Us Tampa gods will never fall to such puny nukes

The US nukes Korea, affecting the rest of the continent

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>nuking canada

why

it would be a net benefit to the other side if we didn't get nuked

Sir! It looks like a giant...

lol North Korea has No Dongs

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>Sup Forums talks about North Korea's nukes.
>ABC: Normie News talks about malfunctioned fair rides and rain.

Good luck sorting yourself out user neetdom is no way to live ,don't give up please it gets easier to interact and work after a free weeks. You can do this

Man, it feels great to be a Southerner.

Didn't they say the same thing yesterday?

america finally gets the dong

Is that an old rusty sub or did they build it to look old and rust?

>nuke quebec
>Anglos pledge allegiance to NK
Net benefit

think about it for one second
>what reason does nk have to completely nuke america all-out tomorrrow? what could justify ensuring the death of your entire country ?
nothing

nvm looks legit
>let the record show i will fuck rageafterstorm after ww3

>north korea launches nuke at US
>immediately gets picked up on radar
>destroyed by THAAD or Lasers or some top secret DARPA shit we don't even know about
>Nuke subs in the pacific immediately glass the norks and wipe the country off the face of the earth

LOL!!

Sweet. Take out the shit blue states and hollywood.

Fugg :DD

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Camoflage.

why does the leaf look like he should be in a "don't let my wife hear" video?

>north korea
>threats
no

I hope they nuke California

Wasn't that supposed to be today?

>/safe/???
my little town may be safe from a nuke but i am def at risk of getting shanked by a crackhead in broad daylight anywhere here