Sup Forums Writes a Letter to Trump

ITT we write a letter to President Donald Trump.

Bonus. I will actually wrote down everything you guys say in one large incoherent letter that I will mail to Trump at the White House. Be respectful and mindful.

Let's start

To President Donald J. Trump,

Canada's sovereignty is too generous a gift

lets start with...
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To lose to a rake

The day has finally come. After untold years of research, I have finally perfected it; the time machine is complete. However, there is one fatal flaw; I am not able to return. So now that I am here, I find that it is in my best interest to relay to you the future that awaits, because it is you and you alone that can change the course of history.

The leaves up north have got to go

Dear Trump

Fuck you.

cocksucker

Why are you yanks so obsessed with us? Jealous of our free healthcare while you fucks have Obongocare is it?

WE NATE HIGGERS

We must remove trudeau and annex, and remove uppity leaves.

Covfefe

tremendous

God chose you

pepe

WE

Please enter operations to annex all of Canada and Mexico.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow

Gas kikes n shieet

Down under sends their regards

Traps aren't gay.

While also allowing California to secede and hereby deporting all Canadians and Mexicans to California quickly after annexation

FAT LIPPED NIGGER

Not to mention Jews aren't white

bigly

Please note that the wall will be much shorter in length and the ocean will provide a natural barrier so no Californian, old or newly arrived, can escape their new socialist paradise

that^
Also if I get surgery so i can shove a dildo shaped like you inside of me, can I still serve in the military? Thank you

One word one post goofus newfags

kys

Please repeal the 1965 immigration laws, I don't want to see my favourite country become Brazil.

Donald, deport 'em all

Dear Mr President, I voted for you even after your security guards tried to stop me from grinding the steps of Trump Tower on my skateboard

please give money for a new skate park

thanks!!

nigger

Meow meow!!!

Can we end it with

"Now go save Britain"

please??? lol

Let's see what we have so far because a bunch of fucktards don't know how this works:

To President Donald J. Trump,

/thread cocksucker. Covfefe tremendous pepe WE bigly. kys nigger

OP allowed for more than just one word. Trump please build the wall for MAGA we need it

VETO

MEOW