I'm here for the job interview

>I'm here for the job interview

I'm sorry sir, the must have been a mistake

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I only hire humans.

Are you sure?

WTF!

It always amazes me how can someone degrade their body so much.

Hang on a sec, I have to make a phone call

>hello
>yeah, an animal from the local zoo escaped
>tranquilizers should work

>You're just what we're looking for; welcome to the team.

Good, you're hired. Now start by going to the basement to scrub the feces out of the septic tank, paco.

"Ah yes you have the wrong person, I'm not the recruiter for the freak show."

Hahaha

splendid

now stand perfectly still

Excellent thread

Sorry but we only hire new paint by numbers and you're half done, you should try the charity shop

poor poor... woman?

You start tomorrow, don't bother bringing safety gear.

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lmfao of course the faggot with the commie flag wouldn't like this

Just be super enthusiastic through the interview and imply they basically have the job but you can't just come out and say it, then you never call them again.

>I'm sorry sir, you must have been a mistake
ftfy

>thanks for coming in.
>which quota am I filling by buying this, again?

Oh, so you're the new cage-cleaning lady. The old ones in the basement, could you take care of that too?

Great! You're hired!

>t. circus

>I don't have a resume but I just want you to know I'm very good with kids and I really need this job at this childcare centre because I just get evicted from my current home because I was 3 months behind in rent and I need to bail my boyfriend out from jail because I accidentally called the cops last time he beat me up. It's okay though it was just over me using the last of our speed so I understand why he gets angry
>Just so you know I can't work Mondays or Wednesdays because I have community service. I also can't work on the Friday or the weekend because thats when I get on if you know what I mean hehe
>So I am free Tuesdays and Thursdays and I want to be put on full time but if possible I want my hours to be from 1pm to 4pm if that's okay but I need to be making around $400 a week so I can still get my benefits
>Also when do we get lunch breaks?
>Also is it okay if I leave my car in the carpark? I ran out of fuel over here. You got any change for a bus ticket?

The story is actually real.... recent encounter I had

Hahahahahahaha

degeneracy

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Trans monster. its like a trans negro lesbian but a much rarer pokemon

What possesses people to let their life derail like this so badly?

How in the fuck do they expect to see an employer face to face and tell them they can't work, but need to be full time? What in the fuck are you doing with your life!?

sorry but the circus is shutting down

Society empowers them to be "proud" and "boisterous" about who they are. In this day and age the only shame and guilt one can have is if you happen to be an ordinary white person with a job.

It's like you see single mothers today fully dependent on welfare, multiple kids all to different fathers who aren't around, smoking and drinking... you say something... "I'm a strong independent woman i'll fuck you up dude dont you dare judge me!!! you dont know me you dont know what ive been through !! ill do what i want!! "

>Getting triggered when people write "Haha" instead of dank internet memes like "lol", "lmao", "roflmao" etc.

>came for job interview
>"we're a baking company"
>"please enter this room ma'am"
>locks door
>pushes gas button

Kill it with fire

:^)

kys

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Great comeback

Tell me more. What kind of business? I can't believe.

Hello, there.
Goodbye, we will call you back.

It has so many new holes. This is the evolution of porn happening in front of us.

pls more stories
but learn 2greentext

Hello, I am here for the job interview. I am xir, pleased to meet you.

Why

They got in the way when he tried to stick his head up his own ass.

I so fucking badly want to see this guy when hes 40/50 looking old saggy and just a blue earless mess... but who knows if I'll remember or if the internet will post him again then.

them SSI checks tho

CAN YOU HEAR ME, XIR?
HELLO?

>why
>whyte
>White
>White people

There you go

Fetishized attention seeking funneled through social multiple media so that it detaches from reality and all attention becomes positive. Its like a woman or child stomping their feet in a hissy fit. It has to be looked at.

Sure, we have a cleaning shift after the store closes. Come in at 9:30 and you should be done around 4:00am. Wednesday through Sunday. 9.00 and hour, what do you say?

>cleaning the store
ie. scrubbing the toilets with that tuft of hair on your head

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

we would love to hire you as our zyklon tester! welcome to the crew, xir.

Forever Unemployed

>pleased to meet you
>btw, Vincent van Gogh is my idol, just letting you know
>[mute chatter]
>what? did you say something? could you repeat that, please?

Childcare centre for kids with special needs. We had a signup on the front door about job openings and one of the parents is friends with some trashbag and told them to come in for a job offer. The greentext story wasn't the exact transcript... when she was leaving she told me about her partner in jail on weapon/drug/domestic abuse charges and how they had an argument and got in a fight and she called the cops

>tattooed himself a better jawline

I'm special see