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What the FUCK is your problem?

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Masturbating to feminine penises all day

Waiting for a nuclear war to motivate me to leave the house.

Im studying so i can be of better use to society.

Why work when all your taxmoney goes to feeding and housing rapefugees

I go to night school 4 hours a day five days a week atm

should i get a job?

I'm struggling in the class if that's relevant

PEE TEE ESS DEE

You should be studying because you want to earn (or learn, Kek) more

Wanting my mom to hit me again

I've been suffering diverticulitis. For 4 years. I've not been working but I've been in near enough constant pain.

I'm looking for work, nobody is hiring me.

I spent the last 2 weeks smoking weed everrrrydaaay, i get high as fuck to the point I'm losing scope of what is happening around me.

Now I've explained my problem, whats your problem faggot?

Humm how much time per day do you spent doing it?

How many jobs do you apply for?

Do you sent a CV + covering letter or just a CV?

I might be able to help you if you answer my questions.

>no good jobs
>no gf
>no future
Why would I work again

I don't care about money.

My job relocated but I have an interview next week.

how much gibs do you get / month in straya?

asking for a friend

i have very rich parents and im just waiting for them to go bye bye.

Not enough autism bucks.

ironically OP is also was a long term NEET and has been in work now for a few weeks and is making them self feel good by being a cock.

I know because I use to do that, nobhead.

>t. flat broke and in denial

Jokes on you when the will says all of it to be given to an open borders charity.

if it's over $1kUSD/month that's ascetism-profitable status and i'm jealous

>implying anyone here is older than 12

>t. wagecuck

im wage slaving 3rd shift at a grocery store. i work hard but the other fags drag their feet and get paid the same as me so whats the fucking incentive to work hard

>$1k USD
Only for the most autist, for everyone else they must do degrading things every fortnight to earn their bread and circus which is a pittance.

>no experience or skills
>23 years old
>white male
I'm such a failure that even the army won't take me

>feminine penises

I wanted to work at what I'm talented at, which turns out to be an art director type role

There are basically no jobs for this, at best I can be employed as an artworker peon and find I can never be employed in what I'm good at because lol art jobs. The only option for me is to do a Brad Troemel and try and sell my ideas via Etsy though it's a pretty flooded market now

I'm indian, we don't believe in charity. Also i have 4 PR before you start spewing your shit, and its:
aus/usa/uk/france.

>demons internally

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I worked in the call center industry for 2 years and it opened my eyes to how disgusting the corporate world is. Now I'm working on creating a business so that I would never be in that rat race ever again.

I've had money, didn't do much for me. Means to an end, nothing more.

>be me
>have engineering degree
>no jobs in 2nd world slavistan
>work in UK
>hard manual labor fucks my shit up
>go home and try to join the military
>no chance at passing medical
>search for a job for 6 months
>best I found was working 12h for 500 euros a month lol
Depression, health problems, autismo, hatred for society, edge...
I'm going to try and be a writer. Maybe I'll at least earn enough to support myself and get off my parents back at least.

I can't find a job. I have been applying and never hear back. I do require a non-physical job, like sitting on my butt, due to an injury. But two years of looking I'm frustrated and depressed.

Regression to the mean: The Poo.

>Work at company for 10 years as manager/district manager
>took college classes part time for several years
>position eliminated
>glad I finished bachelor's degree in business
>applied for jobs several hours daily
>got daily rejection letters stating I was over qualified
>4 months go by, still unemployed
>getting pretty spooky.png
>suddenly, got 3 job offers the same day.
>got a well paying job with great benefits

You just have to keep going. It sucks, but only applying gets you a job.

You can do that thing, user.

>over qualified
Why do I feel like this is the biggest meme in the business world?

usually the biggest meme in the business world is having a job at all, unless you have a truly rare and unique talent that allows you to negotiate a fair price for your labor. otherwise it's small business or what's the point

My problem was to be stuck selling socks through a phone until I said fuck it and applied for a course in driving digging machines.

Before that education begins I live on savings from selling shit I didn't need

Cunt

holy shit yes - 4 hours is a joke

I have a trust that gives me $3k/month and my rich family gives me $25,000 every Christmas (and I barely even talk to these people, mind you). Oh, they also pay all of my taxes.

It's not much, but it's enough to be able to say "fuck work" and just be a mildly successful novelist. Which I count as a job, but nobody else does so yeah.

>4 permanent residences
But still a filthy shitskin.

Send links to novels, please

>I mean i'm just too artistic ya know, I would be wasted slaving away behind a desk. I'm above that, the world needs my voice.

Have fun serving tables/being a runner you art student cuck

Social anxiety.

Planning on trying to get into an RN program. What about you, faggot?

Four hours a day? You sound retarded.

Why is a cover letter so fucking important?

I'm falling for the education meme

I'm a disabled NEET.

I have anxiety/depression was hard at first. But been doing construction for 8+months now.

longest I've held a job, just nod your head and say yes to everything.

I personally don't feel over qualified.

However, even when I went to a staffing agency to interview for a job I had applied to, the recruiter said that I may be over qualified as well.

I think I had applied to be an office manager or something.
It paid like mid 30K a year, so it wasn't that great, but I didn't want to be unemployed.

The recruiter told me that just having a degree, a lot of small business owners think that you'll quit as soon as something better comes along (which I would have, obviously), and that's why I was having a hard time finding a job.

Jobs that required a degree, I had to through at least 5 interviews, so usually took over a month for the whole process.

Eventually it all worked out though

PTSD, General anxiety disorder, lack of a car, and lack of a work history.

Not even a meme self diagnosis, would be getting treatment but as above, no car. I tried going to college for digital forensics and did fine on all of the online stuff, but am found myself unable to do the in person on campus requisites.

Tried 2 or 3 times so far for disability but got denied despite being unable to leave my house some days.

Right now i'm looking for some third shift menial work where I don't interact with anyone but having no luck.

Its like a bite-sized interview

>members
Am I supposed to get an invite or a card? You mean I've been LARPing as a member this whole time?

I had the same problem. If not treated, diverticulitis will kill you. Obviously you don't have diverticulitis for 4 years. You likely have a bad colon from eating shitty foods. All you need is a short surgical procedure to remove the affected area where diverticuli cause problems. After that you can get back to being productive provided you change your diet.

I work in a bank and have unrestricted access to
>All of your identification documents
>Address
>Contact Numbers
>Account details
>Account transactions
>Risk Profile

I know every detail about you

Reminder that every bank has this information and can easily track you

>Send links to novels, please
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I don't understand why it's wrong to have a lot of saved up money, and just live in small village and chill

Christ I need to buy the whole thing

money is useless

are you poor or something?

>South Africa
How's it like working in a bank full of niggers that want to kill you?

>Why is a cover letter so fucking important?
It's the part they read.

Typical CV mail is composed of the mail itself and the attached CV.
The cover should be the email if you are sending it by mail.
First of, a well written email shows you can write emails, very useful in a lot of jobs.

Second, normally people have a CV, but that CV has things that don't mater to the target employer. So you highlight the ones that do in your letter/email.

If you are starting. Without experience, highlight your skills. Boy scouts, gaming clan leader, forum moderator. Nowadays thing like that aren't just for nerds and in certain areas of work, it's quite probable that your interviewer played videogames some time in their lives.

Hope I could help.

>Be me
>40 years old
>Spent 20 years working in IT and management
>FUCK THAT SHIT
>House paid off now
>Split with ex several years ago
>Life is simple, my time is my own
>Spend several hours every day playing vidya
>Gym every day
>Make small amount of money online in gig economy
>No intention of getting a (((job))) or living with a woman ever again
>Never been happier

Have you seen the shit that counts as a job these days? I will completely waste away doing anything that isn't creative, and if I can't make it I'll just go on welfare

Have fun being just another pointless wage cuck who doesn't value art and design yet interacts with it 90% of his life

>South African bank
So people that could kill your entire family.

Help me write one, Conor. Please?

I just got a job today (sadly).

NEETdom is fucking glorious and I don't care about the opinion of some old, disease-ridden wagecucks.

Mainly school, but also lack of experience due to boarding school

>days work here is 10$

why bother working when I can do some trade online sell some shit on the weekends and I get more than the average pay.

Better to be little crazy than to have little pay.

Are you working for Muslims?

Why work qhen you can shitpost on the internet? What's the point of socialism if you arent gonna reap the benefits?

I'm trying to get a job.
Want dollarydoos to go scuba diving, shooting and have a car

The medical field in italy is shit, you can only get in if you know people, and private health structures force you to work around international rules and ethics, they basicly shit on all your rights, on the other hand if you were to get in a state hospital you would be golden, but you cant since they only take in people they want even with rigged selections.
So why dont simply neet it up from the pinnacle of my two degrees and lacking need of food and shelter thanks to parents?

Im not cucking myself into a rigged game.

Judging by the cover letters I think I've applied for about 34 jobs this month.

I've stopped trying to apply for a job in my field (analytical chemistry) since any job that is advertised gets anywhere from 150-400 applicants in my city. Including a pool of 10-30 PhDs who cant find work in the state and are just attempting to get some kind of salary with an entry level analytical position. I learned this at a networking event where I found myself in a circle with representatives from 4 local companies who were discussing hiring. I was feeling disheartened before that, but afterwards I kind of gave up hope.

Meanwhile I've been learning to code and applying for everything from picking/packing to working in a department store.

I can't even get a job at a supermarket because they can hire people 10 years younger than me for cheaper.

I'm still trying, but shit sucks.

>tfw have 3 job interviews today

What is your excuse Sup Forums?

You went into way too specialized of a field.

>if I make it there alive
FTFY, bong.

Advice for 32yr old guy about having a girlfriend move in (or into her place) and and actually getting along with her after a few weeks?

I live a simple life too

I live in Scotland so I'm safe from Cultural Enrichment.

>unironically helping Merkel or Schulz to get rid of my own people
I study a lot and stay /fit/ though

>Why work when all your taxmoney goes to feeding and housing rapefugees

why work when whites pays me for being black?

Now get to work I have white women to fuck.

I'm taking a summer chem(2) course currently. About 3.5 weeks long. My instructor is a fucking dickhead and worse that he's also the dept head. "You can come to me anytime and ask for help" after berating you because your previous instructor didn't teach you as much as "he did if you took his class".

No wonder all the other sections with the other instructor were all filled up

Advice on how to deal with these types?

My boss is kinda cucked and constantly reminds us that steve jobs had a syrian father, so I dunno.

Big deal, I can get 5 retail interviews in a day, post the field you are applying for

Deal with it you bitch, one day you'll be that guy and you get to treat junior level people like excrement.

Marketing Anaylisis. I've done retail for 2 years, fuck that shit lamb.

Possibly. I'm qualified to work in any vaguely chemical industry from pharmaceuticals to food to agriculture to mining to wine...

It seems like my only feasible options are to leave the country since my interstate applications haven't turned up anything.

Or maybe this coding thing will turn out alright. I don't know. It's been 10 months since I was employed and I've sent literally hundreds of applications out. In that entire time I've had 1 interview which obviously didn't go anywhere.

I have a felony
>fist fight
>both drunk
>should have been mutual combat but
>he got hurt a lot worse than me


hard to find work now cause live in a really peaceful white area and they're scared of a "violent" record

Good

red socks faggit.

This, I was NEET for like 6 months, never been happier. Now I got a full time job paying 60K and it ain't great...

They will just pass ahead, check your age and employment history. Filter accordingly and get to the next one.

Fuck you employed full-time and sit on my city council eat shit

Apply to places in california for the wine. At least you'd be good to explain the tastes/aromas during tours/tastings. Sounds gay sure but I've met a few chemists who did it as a sideline and made pretty good money for the meantime

Lol you are a meme.
Most peoples ancestors were in the factory or on the farm.
Go dig ditches for a year to sort yourself out

My advice is DON'T. Living with women is 100% stress. Once the novelty wears off you have to put up with her bullshit day in day out, listen to her whine about her "friends" and people at work. Buy her all the home decorations she wants, paint your house the colors she wants, make time to spend with her every day (usually just watching shit TV together not even talking), spend your weekends at her parents house, etc. And this is before she gets herself pregnant and you have have a kid to deal with which is 10x more stress.

All while you are thinking to yourself "I just want an easy lay and to play games all day, where did it all go so wrong"

If you want a woman in your life do it on your terms and keep your own houses. Don't lose your own personal space. Chances are you will split up sooner or later anyway, its the norm these days.