/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DEJA VU EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #27 7/28/17
youtu.be/RIdsG8aN4Tc
>Pres Trump rinses penis 7/28/17
youtu.be/5YekepjSC3g
>Pres Trump/ICE Dir Homan/Rep King speech on MS-13 7/28/17
youtu.be/BFmTMbWluWY
>This Week @State Dept 7/28/17
youtu.be/wyu2XQ38aYE
>Pres Trump/VP Pence honoring First responders 7/27/17
youtu.be/nlV8GX6-QTY
>AG Sessions in El Salvador 7/27/17
youtu.be/HZNGMJKt10M
>VP Pence swears in US Amb to Japan Hagerty 7/27/17
youtu.be/EYrK7UvKBeM
>VP Pence @ Natl Fed of Ind Biz 7/27/17
youtu.be/dfIzkt_FrII
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, ICE Act Dir Homan, DoJ) 7/27/17
youtu.be/hCxpijUy2Qo
>Pres Trump &others speech on Foxconn Jobs 7/26/17
youtu.be/30B4ymw18_E
>Pres Trump speech to American Legion Boys&Girls Nation 7/26/17
youtu.be/5WMmUy-mmcY
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Hello?

I love Kellyanne.

Which party is colluding with Russia again?

MAGA

>THE CURRENT STATE OF THE ALLIED NATIONS.
Also the only Jewish congressmembers are Democrats. There are no jewish republicans in congress. Every single one is democrat and democrats are headed by Shumer, a Jew.

that's a nice aircraft carrier

Trump is going to move sessions to dhs and appoint a new AG who will fire muller
Screencap this

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We getting rid of this bitch too?

Awoo?

The republicans.

Had to dig 5 years this time to get this one kek

everybody except the democrat party establishment is a russian puppet

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I forgot Zelden and Kustoff, that makes 2 republicans to 29 democrats.

Why would sessions take a demotion?

All of them will be.

Trump is ahead of schedule.

You wanna take over?

I got errands

>2 percent of the population
>9 senators
>members of congress can have dual citizenship with Israel and take bribes from countries that fund ISIS, but you spoke to any Russian within the last 30 years, you are automatically guilty of treason
really jingles my jangles

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I enjoy this so much: they keep on bitching over "whataboutism" coming from Kellyanne while she's interviewed by OhNo Cuomo, while they dig for ancient tweets for their GOTCHA moment.

Sure.

Do you know which book that's from?

Cool, thanks

Putting Session in the A.G was mistake if he only focus on Immigration and Illegal Drug issue. Trumps should choose mafia like lawyers if he has votes.

The senate will delay a new appointee

But he can shuffle already approved senate appointees. He could put Pruitt in as AG

My pleasure.

It's pathetic how petty they are over politics.

Did Rightwingers treat Obama like this? I think we did sometimes. But were classier about it.

Thank you for baking.

How long did you think you could bake? We've had repetitive raids and problem people.

No, I'm hoping someone can enlighten us. I have way too many books about Nixon to keep track.

Why can't Trump find any attractive spokespersons? Sarah is a fat whale and Kellyanne is a middle-aged skinny bimbo.

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The shithead currently destroying the EPA? That would be amusing.

is that awoomucci?

Is ethanol a necessary evil for political expediency? Fuck these people and their stupid corn gas.

Can you imagine if Trump didn't have 52 senators on his side and it was majority DNC? Trump would have less than half of his staff confirmed by now and russiarussiarussia legislation filling up the oval office. And no 9th SCOTUS pick. And no wall funding nor extra money for military.

>How long did you think you could bake?

Probably a few hours, unless I say otherwise. Did you want to bake?

Scarawooch

BE. NICE.

I used to have RT as my primary news channel and it basically runs like your typical liberal TV network

>destroying

you mean restraining

Shut up Kellyanne non-retard Conway is totally hawwwt and I'm totally not a virgin.

NUKE MY COUNTRY PLEASE
>NUKE MY COUNTRY PLEASE
NUKE MY COUNTRY PLEASE
>NUKE MY COUNTRY PLEASE
NUKE MY COUNTRY PLEASE
>NUKE MY COUNTRY PLEASE

No no, just wanted to check back in later. Call for me when you go in a few hours. I'll set the clock.

RT was quality back in 2011. The network is shit now.

Ruptly is betty good

I think North Korea has a missile that can hit you now. Shitpost at kim.

Reminder that Trump saying mean things about immigrants and deporting illegals is worse than MS13 literally killing people

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>running errands at 1 in the morning
Please don't drink and drive.

So what happens when Trump goes down in history as a mediocre President who did not start WWIII or destroy the economy?

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This.

Will do.

No, destroying. That is what Pruitt was put in there to do.

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>When you see it

I think that's the Aussie (Zeena poster).

The order is:
>N. Korea
>Canada
>Sweden
You poor fuckers even get cucked when it comes to nuclear holocaust.

>Genital Framing

wait for the next Republican President

Iowa produces so much fucking corn that we turn it into biofuel. If push really came to shove we can just use it for food or animal feed. Whether we would actually do is up for debate.

do it yourself, faggot

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You can eat corn?

>Some brothers are like Cain and Abel

is this a... Jojo reference??

Wait, please dont tell me people were giving POTUS shit for cracking down on gangs were they?
haha holy shit we've entered the twilight zone

If it was ANY other leader they would'nt give a shit

That mother fucker looks like satan, and I don't even believe in satan.

It kind of is, if you think about the numbers.

MS13 is killing mostly other Hispanic gang bangers.

Trump is indiscriminately deporting people, some of whom have lived in America their entire lives. That is not justice, it's just sad.

EYYYYYYYYYY

IS YA BOI MOOCHIE ERE

KAC is sexy as fuck

We destroyed corn farming in Mexico. Why can't the anti-NAFTA people find some Mexican corn farmers to speak out against NAFTA?

Right off the cob with the right kind. It's actually sweet corn season and there's a family that grows and sells it right down the road. It's fucking delicious with a bit of salt and butter. It's also canned and frozen.

Two pieces of advice my father once shared with me and my brother
>if you're ever part of a religion where the leader says "men give me your wives" get the fuck outta there
>if anyone ever says "sure we've got fuel, but we can burn this food instead" they're a fuckwit

Yeah but you get circles in your squares.

They are not bothered with the optics, as far as normies are concerned. Everything Trump does is the work of Satan and opposing him makes them angels.
However, sane people see their reaction and the only outcome is pushing them ever further to the right.

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>he never enjoyed nice sweet corn on the cob during a BBQ after helping shuck it with his mom back during his childhood

It is used to make, among other things, Cheetos.

technically

Scaramucci is the kind of guy that probably has tons of dirt on him.

He knows exactly what he's doing.

*teleports behind you*

>Bullying KAC like a bunch of hypocrite feminist leftards

THIS SSHALL NOT BE TOLERATED

Scwoooops

If they've lived more than a year in the country without ever thinking they should become a legal citizen, they deserve to be kicked the fuck out without a second thought

HAWW YA BOIS DOIN?

I remember Branstad saying something about how Mexico was pissy with how Trump was acting back in january and was going to stop buying corn. I think they are Iowa's 2nd largest buyer for corn so if they actually had the balls to start a trade war it may actually make a dent in the economy in the state. Just a dent though.

nah senpai, he should teleport behind him 3 seonds later Penis' head slides off
thats how you do it

TWO SQUIGZ ?!

He's a lazy half-assed troll dont bother replying, m8

>ā€œIā€™m more of a front-stabbing person.ā€

BEST character we had after inauguration, Season 5 is shaping pretty good

WATCH IT REINCE

>technically
CORN HATERS

RAUS

Anyone else get this email today?

Is it true that officials wearing purple are pledged to the globalist empire

I love this guy. He's like Guido Trump.

Scary

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Fuck man. After a couple months on pol, brietbart comments are loaded with absolute retards. They are doing the fake moral outrage at mooch, no concept of the strategy behind mooch's actions. It's lonely being so based, pol.