Start being a prepper

Reminder when shit hits the fan paper losses all value so deposit Gold bars and put them hidden behind wall or somewhere save, as gold will always have value. Also for yourself you should start lifting (or find manual labour job like storage) for gainz, start trainining a bit for a fight (MMA preferable), learn how to use Knife, survive outdoors and have a gun. (Try out Arma or some zombie survival game).
Make your bunker somewhere isolated and here is list of things you should get
- Water Cleaner
- Gas mask
- A boat
- Inflatable boat
- Red anti fire thing
- HONEY (This one is important you will need food, and Honey never rots it can last forever)
- Spray or marker
- Calendar
- Local map or map in General
- Hammer, Nails and working stuff
- First aid
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Also you need to drive off road vehicles. Because they are most useful. Like the name they are good in off roads and can carry much shit and you survive better if you get hit.

>play a zombie game
>honey with it's horrendous nutritions because you will expect a complete environmental breakdown beyond the decades common prep food is storable
>save enough gold for trading
You are unironically the least competent larper of all time. Flag only goes to show.

Bump

You must be 18 years of age to use this board.

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>OP thinks computer games are a decent form of survival training

Preparing for what?

>Economy collapses
New government will be elected put forth reforms to rebuild and stimulate local economies
>Government collapses
New government will take it's place
>Society collapses
Humans will always congregate and form local communities that ends up becoming too big that it becomes the reigning power of the region bringing law and order
>Fiat money becomes useless
But it wont. Fiat money value is determined by the success of a nations people. If your communities are successful and productive then so are your cities, states/provinces and ultimately your nation. We use fiat money because it's easier to do things with it having a universal item we can exchange for ANYTHING. Before the days of it, if you weren't in a rich family with gold/silver you were screwed because any job you did do would be in exchange for obscure or stupid shit like grain/food/horse saddle/alcohol etc. which limited what you could do. If somehow the whole world economy collapsed, nobody is going to care if you have "5billion" worth of gold under your bed. The only thing that WILL help you is having powerful friends, people with a lot of friends and connections. The oil and agriculture industry for example will be your two power houses.

You mean clicking a mouse doesn't prepare you to maintain a rifle and teach proper shooting stance? Yeah, shit should be obvious.

Also gold's no fucking good if society tanks, just invest in bullets and food. Ammunition will always have value, doubly so as supplies dwindle and people collectively forget how to make bullets. Not that a faggot from this board, let alone this LARPer, stands a chance of lasting the decade or so it'd take for that to happen.

>Water Cleaner
>Red anti fire thing
>HONEY (This one is important you will need food, and Honey never rots it can last forever)
> Spray or marker
>Local map or map in General

Are you me?
Also, don't bug out, bug in.

What is valuable about gold in any shit hitting the fan scenario? Immediately it would be worthless right? Can't eat it and it can't protect you or kill someone else, it can be used in manufacturing, but no one is manufacturing for a while if shit hits hard right?

>- Red anti fire thing
What is that ?

I didn't mean literally. I know video games don't prepare you. But they can give you a sense in general or learn you few things

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only food, water, and weapons would be valuable
fuck off with this gay ass shit thread you homo fuck

>Society collapse
Between the time it collpses and communitys reform there is chaos and orons will pillage etc

Dunno i m not native english speaker. But pic related.. And i just remembered its called fire extinguisher

>guns and bullets
>spam
>porn mags

If its not a total collapse but If currency collapses. Lets say Dollar collapses in Value your 100 000$ in bank will mean nothing. So you take out gold and exchange it for worthy currency.

Why do preppers always want to run and hide while the world crumbles and reforms around them? Join the inevitable Frei Korps, and arrest in the chaos, so it does not reform into something worse than before, which already needed to go.

why would it be valuable? why would anyone want gold?
why wouldnt someone want 20 gallons of fresh water and 5 loafs of bread?

>Try out Arma or some zombie survival game
5/5 would kek again

>Immediately it would be worthless right?

Bullshit.

Of course they cannot teach you practical things. Theoretical, at best. But they can entice an interest for real life things, like survivalism.

Buy pressure water bottle or other pressure spray to clean your butt when you run out of toilet paper.
Water is easily accessible, toilet paper is not.
Having clean butt is important, especially when you have no doctors around.

>no toilet paper or tooth paste

Other little things:
-garden wire
-pliers
-rope
-nuts
-fishing hook and line
-books about nature and gardening
-cast iron pan (burn it first)
-modafinil (just in case you have to stay awake 2 days for any reason)

>not just wiping over a river bank and getting your hand wet and rubbing it up and down the crack and get it nice and clean, then wash hand in river
amateur hour

easy goy, just start investing in gold NOW, go down to your local gold exchange and ask for mr shekelberg

You're a rookie. You know absolutely nothing about preparedness or survival, as evidenced by your post.

I've included the Prepper Matrix, which gives you a brief rundown of what to focus on.

Spending your time trying to simulate survival in a video game will get you killed.

>-cast iron pan (burn it first)
Not doubting you but why?

Are you close to the river every time you need to take a shit? I live close to the river but I doubt I would be there in time + river bank is concrete cliff.
When you have awful shits that water bottle would be your savior.

I think people tend to really over value guns and isolation

I'll take a Hipoint and 5 good men I can trust over a small Arsenal and isolation

Closest thing to a weapon Brits are allowed to own. Doubles as a cooking vessel.

Why does it have to be burnt...

>Hi Point
>Gang of muh good homies

Found the nigger

Clean iron pan can get rusted over a night, so you want it to be covered in burned oil.

Austria bringing the bants!

In regards to cast iron utensils: seriouseats.com/2014/11/the-truth-about-cast-iron.html

youtube.com/watch?v=46nRKacPWPs

>VIDEO GAMES
kys

>Prepping in the UK

Well, would you know half of the guns and army equipment if you didn't play games?
Most people now are somehow educated in gun use thanks to games. No need to be a cunt about it.

>when shit hits the fan paper losses all value.
Toilet paper will increase in value

He meant banknotes. Will you wipe with plastic money?

>buy gold bars for shtf meme
NO

you want to invest your money in GOODS to trade for gold, once the infrastructure comes back up you can spend that gold, gold is no good to you during a shtf situation, things like BLEACH will be worth its weight in gold, and antibiotics (which can be purchased in bulk for animals at human grade)

You have never fired a gun in your life.

The only "game" that could remotely teach you about how firearms function is called "World of Guns: Gun Disassembly".

Even that is no substitute for real, hands on experience.

You're clearly very young, and I must remind you that Sup Forums is a 18+ board.

Here is a cool tip: Silk Maps.

They are obviously water proof and resistant to damage, so there is less of a chance of your map withering away and leaving you lost in the wilderness.

You can buy silk maps here: here:burntpointlodge.com/collections/books-1/products/silk-maps

Gold is still ok if you have more money than you could possibly spent, and want to preserve the wealth for future generations.

gold didnt mean shit during hurricane katrina, faggot. you are part of this nu-wave prepping group that needs to fuck themselves. what mattered during katrina was gasoline since pumps were off, food, CLEAN WATER, basic medical supplies, guns, ammo, and shit like cigarettes/booze.

gold doesnt mean shit during a happening

>The only "game" that could remotely teach you about how firearms function is called "World of Guns: Gun Disassembly".

Pic related, by account

>You're clearly very young, and I must remind you that Sup Forums is a 18+ board.

Closer to 30 than 18 you smug cunt.

If you own property there's always more you could do, as a general investment yes it would be better than stocks or something I suppose but the idea the USD will collapse completely as a catalyst for this sort of scenario seems somewhat inane.

>because gasoline's available once SHTF

>posts airsoft

But what if I want to wander the ruins of the US as pic related?

You need to see a doctor

Better? This is my EDC. The other pic was the first one remotely related in my pro gun folder, not that it matters.

Good game. Highly recommended but FPS can be useful training but only if you're in a group that actually takes the time to understand group dynamics and communication during battle.
>Remember to bring a gun. Preferably two guns. And all your friends that have guns.

Computer games are shit for anything other than tactical and situational awareness training.

I don't know about you, but DayZ taught me very concretely why you go innawoods and not innafields, and why cities and suburbs are positional death traps.

Thanks user. Now you have me itching to re-install that game. It's a good fix for when you can't afford to go to the range. That and practicing with your weapons while empty.

I've been hearing this shit for 20 years, so when will {{{SHTF}}} ?

Buy some activated charcoal. It's what we use in water filters, treating poison, and gas masks.

Mercenaries of the (((globalist elite))) are already warming up, just visit Paris or London if you dare.

That's some bullshit.

In reality, the best thing to prep in case of some realistic catastrophes (most realistic of all - Civil War) is a strong community.

And the best bet at survival is to be able to GTFO to a safe settlement/country.

Thus, the best preparation is the following: good social standing, lots of friends, both neighbours and foreign.

Being on the news, so that you can avoid bad incident altogether.

My great grand parents and my grandfather survived the holocaust You know how? GTFOed from France to the Soviet Union a couple years before the war.
(Still got some shekels from germcucks btw)

Imagine living in an immigrant infested neighborhood in Sweden. I'm sure the situation at their doorsteps feels very real. Certainly, at the very least, you wouldn't disagree having metal window protectors and a solid door would be useful.

Random fact: Gas masks don't save you anymore with modern chemical weapons, they merely extend your lifetime to the point where you can still fulfill some strategic tasks before you end up convulsing on the ground and vomiting out your organs.

It's hard mang.

I was a degnerate fuck up for so long.

I'm quitting my 80k a year office job to get an apprenticeship in carpentry/building and getting into the construction business. Will be broke as fuck for a long time, but I feel like the skills are more valuable and transportable.

I do got a fucking massive fuck ton of empty, isolated land though.

Looks like pic related, unfortunately (wall to wall rainforrest - clearing it for farming is gonna be hellish)

Only problem is I'm gonna be too broke to properly prep and even buy a pick up so I can get in there to build muh tiny homes.

My wife is earning a lot though and she's more into prepping and parnoia than I am by a long shot.

youtube.com/watch?v=KLGSLCaksdY
Essentially, you wanna make a thin layer of oil to fight rust

Victoria? Tas? QLD?

Gold is one of the most valuable possessions in a social collapse where there are functioning societies outside of your area.

Always has been.

In a literal End Times Nuclear Apocalypse scenario whereby everyone is fucked, you're obviously going to be back to bartering, and weapons. water, medicine, maps etc etc will be most valuable.

Because gold is small and easier to transport and ascribe value to.

This is based on a smaller scale collapse (think an out of control inflation scenario) and there being an outside market to trade to.

People "prep" for all kinds of reasons. Most "Doomsday Preppers" will go through life waiting for that one, huge blow to society that will never come.

The rest of us have been doing this for years and are survivalists more than anything else. It's not about being a lone wolf against the World in a SHTF-scenario.

It's about being able to take care of your family in a crisis, like being without power for an extended period of time, or being snowed in and cut off from the world.

It's about being prepared for a sudden loss of income as a result of the economy shifting.

It's about being able to find your way home if you ever get lost in the woods or the mountains.

It's about building trustworthy relationships with other like-minded people.

It's about hard work and being free. Free from the chains of debt and expectations of everybody else.

No, my friend, SHTF will likely never come. Even if it did, it would unfold super slowly. We are living in an economic collapse right now (which we saw the beginning of in 2008/2009), but change won't happen overnight. Instead you'll see it becomes more and more common to be without a job. Companies are down-sizing. People start eating out less. They start growing their own food in the spring, to supplement their diet. You will see more people starting to repair broken stuff instead of buying new ones.

As for armed conflict, that is unlikely to happen on a large scale. Sure, if people become desperate enough there might be pockets of violent outbursts that would still be taken care of by law enforcement.

Only once law enforcement stop responding to 911-calls will you see people pushing the bar of what's acceptable and allowed. They might steal from their neighbors or try to rape someone. That's when people will take the law into their own hands.


Just my two cents..

Games also teach about:
-Bullet drop
-Bullet "hanging time"
-Ammo types
-Mag capacities
-Rate of fire
-Scope types
-Shooting poses

People shitting on video games capability of teaching are just retarded.
How else would you teach average teen about all that without taking them to the shooting range?

Thank you based Martha

>Learning how to fire a gun

I fired plenty of guns when I was a kid. You just point and shoot.

When I get some more cash I really will have to go and get some gunz again.

I'm in a similar position. I quit my office job a few years back to pursue a career as a contractor/carpenter instead. In addition to that I'm learning how to weld, do pipe fitting and basic repairs.

It won't be long until I can afford moving my family out into the country, and then we'll start growing more of our own food and live stock as well.

An instructive gun fighting game would totally suck because real life is not about fun.
The game might give you a few terms to look up and research further and have grains of truth, but also mixed in with a lot of memes and plain misconceptions.
It should not be the only or major source you rely on.

Brah - NSW.

(I do wish it was Tassie though)

Anyway, if there is no society wide collapse, my great grandkids will be inheriting a whole suburb they can divvy up and sell to the Chinese.

Very nice, I'm in Mildura atm, wasn't aware NSW had much rainforest

You'd be better off spending your money on ammunition. .22 LR is already being used as a currency in certain circles.

Gold is too expensive to effectively trade with. Even if you were to trade everyday items, no one would be able to give you enough basic stuff to cover the value of the weight of gold.

Silver Dollars is a better way to spend your cash, as it's easily converted into things you can actually trade for.

I still think alcohol, ammunition and medicine is the best way to spend your money for long term value.

Eerily similar Nordbro.

Was happy shoveling coke up my nose and drinking all weekend while working shit tier jobs. Got married. Wife started to be a drag. Got a "proper" job.

Then we started talking about kids - I grew up in Tasmania, which is like...I dunno...the Alaska of Australia. I now live in our biggest city and there is no way I'm bringing up kids here. She had some friends get married, have kids and move out to the country.

There is no demand for my job out there, so I'm starting an apprenticeship next year in the carpentry/building trade. I originally thought about doing something like plumbing, but like I said, I've already got a massive country property, so I'd like to be able to build on it, plus if I'm going to be based in this city for a bit longer, there is huge money in building - for now.

But yeah, the plan is to get a nice self sustaining block going and welcome some of our friends up there, if they wish.

You have never fired a gun in your life.

How do I know this? Because if you knew anything about bullet drop you would know that there are many factors that come into play at longer ranges.

Wind, moisture, temperature, angle, barometric pressure, bullet weight, cartridge loads, rifle twist, barrel length, size of your target, distance and even the Coriolis effect.

I am a member of a long range shooting club and can land hits at 800-1400 yards with my .300 WinMag.

It's so blatantly obvious that you have never handled firearms in your life, based purely on the fact that you think video games can teach you anything about real life.

>deposit Gold bars and put them hidden behind wall or somewhere save, as gold will always have value
It's just a shiny yellow piece of metal. Yeah, it's malleable, but in a survival situation, there's far more valuable things to have. Why would I want to carry heavy gold bricks around if I have to stay on the move?

I hope you succeed, Aussie. You're well on your path to a "return to virtue".

Nigga your house hold should have the following items ready AT ALL TIMES:


-passport and other documents ready in one spot
-a 2KW emergency generator and 1 week worth of fuel
-5-10 rolls of duct tape
-3l or 1gl of water per person per day
-food for a week that doesn't need to be cooked
-a gun

Every thing else is non essential

>Why would I want to carry heavy gold bricks around if I have to stay on the move?
Though I agree with your sentinment this comment is INANE

A single block of gold is worth 500k lmao

if you have multiple... would you leave a million dollars sitting in your burnt down house?

Eh. Not so fast there friendo! Europe is filling up with Muslims and so is North America. That should change your calculations significantly. They don't value your life all that much. You could have armed gangs in places near you within 10 years. Also take into account the general worthlessness of big governments right now. Those governments believe that those refugees's rights are as important as your own or even that they need "protections" from angry citizens effectively giving them more rights than you.

You underestimate mans obsession with gold. Someone in a comfortable position will probably sell you tools for gold just to have gold.

sugar goes bad?

That's a more likely scenario to unfold in the cities, which is why I am getting the fuck outta there as soon as possible.

It's likely that Sweden will get the worst of it before it hits Norway, so at least we'll get a bit of a warning.

Also i forgot, almost the most important item. A god damn radio. Cause that's how your government will tell you how to be useful

I never shot a gun other than the air gun it is true, but why would I not know about:

>Wind, moisture, temperature, angle, barometric pressure, bullet weight, cartridge loads, rifle twist, barrel length, size of your target, distance and even the Coriolis effect.

I am not retarded and I have a discovery channel imagine that!
You truly are a smug cunt tho.

My argument was that games are great for a massive basic training simulator for people that never had opportunity to shoot.

From 2 people who would be quicker to be a good shooter:
-gamer
-someone who never saw a gun in their life

Obviously a gamer.

What practical use will gold have when shit hits the fan? People will need ammunition, food, tools, other various supplies.

I guess I just don't understand why people put so much stock in the value of gold here.

Far North. QLD border closer than Sydney.

Gold still has value. I don't have the image anymore, but you might have already seen it - It was a Yugo on one of the older defunct chans detailing his day to day inside of a sieged city.

Gold and Jewelry were used by gangs to trade with the outside. Internally it was used to buy lighters (he was REALLY into bic lighters) and other necessities (booze, food, medicine, bullets, all the usual stuff) off of these gangs.

He did say a lot of the rules and procedures you hear about with prepping went out the window in a siege/urban environment. Having a lot of weapons and vehicles and other visible items of wealth made you insta-fucked. The smart people were those who had prepped, but had prepped in secret.

He also said all the prepping in the world doesn't help without a gang/big family. Basically guys who hand't done a bit of prep would just form up gangs and take other peoples shit. There was nothing you could do as an individual alone.

That's why it's best to have a fall back option and to be able to get out of larger populaces and wait things out.

Sanitary supplies are more essential than a gun (I assume ammo is implied because you didn't list it).
Living in a SHTF situation is much like living in a third world shithole, and third world experience is:
Even if violence is through the roof, infections are way more likely to get you.

Because civilization will be rebuilt, and having gold would help raise your odds of thriving in the new world order.

You're a confirmed no-guns, trying to tell other people that they can learn how to use and operate guns from video games.

You should know your place and bow down to those superior to you. You lack knowledge on the subject matter.

You're better off acknowledging your short-comings as the first step to overcoming them.

No.
>pic related
I know, because I've been where you are. You know enough to think you know something, but in reality you don't. Sure, you know more than an airheaded bimbo, but that is not saying a lot.

Games teach you jack shit about the reality on most of those things.
>what's the relationship between a 5.56mm NATO round and .22LR
>what are grains in different rounds
>how suppressors ACTUALLY work and what you use them for
>where is it realistic to discharge unsuppressed firearms and still function without hearing protection
>what's it like to actually hold a stance and shoot at a target that's smaller than your front sight

By the time you need to concern yourself with things like bullet drop, you need to consider other things as well like windage, and what happens AFTER you take your shots, that is NOT covered in games.

As a side note, if you think rate of fire is in any way relevant in other than heavy, belt-fed firearms, I don't know how to help you.

Never!

This will happen. Europe will be flooded by Africans once theres enough of them, thats the Jews plan. They also have a plan for the collapse of America once they have used it up, all the Jews will flee to Israel at this time. A day Z scenario. Preppers are smart to be preparing.

This.

I understand where you're coming from, still, our sewage can take in a lot, it is still gravity based in most European countries. You can fill buckets of rain water and flush once a day.

But if after 1 week of.. Let's say a major black out, the trust in the government starts to fade, and the law of the stronger starts to take hold, you need that gun. And hold out till theres some order again.

I came in this thread just to rip on retarded Americans with their Americanized view of how gold works. Read a fucking book instead of pulling uninformed gold commentary out of your ass. Gold has never been worth 0 in human history. I could explain why that is the case, and why it will be true going forward, but I'm not going to waste my time here. Read history and finance cuck boys