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Hello Sup Forums

Google employee here. One of our updates to Captcha started using context-sensitivity using a neural net to process keywords in webpages to determine where to send 'select X image' problems. For example, a forum or blog with an audience who are familiar with motorcycles will get more Captchas with motorcycles. The more weight the algorithm assigns to the usergroups experience and knowledge, the more likely it is to use puzzles with image recognition involving those things.

For a while now you've been annoying the fuck out of everyone in the Captcha dev team because you keep skewing the metrics. The Captcha system is convinced, via neural net deduction, that the entire *.Sup Forums.org userbase are experts on helicopters and streets.

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It freaked us out in the early pizzagate threads, the capchas started being pizza images, we figured out thats what it was.

Haha ha hahah hahaha

seems legit

Have never seen a helicopter captcha in my life.

>They dont exist

Hello Google employee. I have two things to say to you.

1. Fuck you.
2. Are you hiring?

Okay

It gets better. The more captchas people successfully solve on a subject, the more likely our search engine is to rank that domain or webpage on the domain when people are searching for that subject, OR, and this is the fun part: KEYWORDS ASSOCIATED WITH HIGH RANKING DOMAINS OF EXPERTISE ON THAT SUBJECT

The neural net started filling search results for Pizza with Pizzagate links. I'm pretty sure someone got fired because of that.

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>Do you have a referral?

Yes, From an anonymous user on a chinese image board.

Do you work with moot?

Is he still a faggot?

>Have never seen a helicopter captcha in my life.

Time to get pop corn for the amount of people actually believing it

Get on the Blind app. It's basically a reskinned Sup Forums knockoff for the tech industry. Instead of Sup Forums /K/ and /Fit/ you have Microsoft, Google, Uber, etc.

Different campus.

but then why don't we get captchas to select all squares that contain jews or niggers?

>seems legit
Yep. This thread is only good for making fun of.

>is of yet to have gay porn captchas
Tell your algorithmers that they fucking suck at their jobs

>make abhorrent leafpost
>helicopter captcha

I'm breaking rules by telling you this, but Pornhub is licensing Captcha from us. Their version is probably 4-5 months away from announcement.

It'll only be available on their domain, though. If everyone could have a Porn Captcha, they'd use it and not ours, and that means no more sweet sweet datamining.

> The Captcha system is convinced, via neural net deduction, that the entire *.Sup Forums.org userbase are experts on helicopters and streets.

That explains the bridge captchas appearing at the same time as the London Bridge attacks.

But not bodegas?

I am disappoint.

I don't know if OP is joking or not, but that was a good one

Google management seems fucked though

What can you tell us about Google releasing infected mosquitos in California?

The Doodle team is where we dump useless Zoe Quinn tier "developer" chicks.

>The Captcha system is convinced, via neural net deduction, that the entire *.Sup Forums.org userbase are experts on helicopters and streets.

Surely we just need to be better than everyone else.

Aside from Helicoptersandaroads.com

>not using legacy captcha

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>tfw I use legacy captcha
>tfw I'm still engaged in Operation Renigger all this time later
captcha: harizpe nigger

Cool Google, now make me a image captcha of someone killing ___________. You can mock up a scene for me. I can feed you my "neural" brain juice to help feed your alien quantum computer.

That's a spinoff company. I read one of the whitepapers. It looks like it'll actually work okay, it's just wildly optimistic on how much they can shut down the breeding population by introducing sterile mosquitoes.

If it ends up creating a new zombie virus, I just want to clarify that I had nothing to do with it

All I ever get is fucking street signs and vehicles and I'm tired of them Got damn it.

You have a whole team for it? Do they really work 9-5, 5 days a week on Doodles?

how can i get a job with yall

Same here. The worst one is when the images fade and are replaced by new ones. It's always incredibly slow and tedious.

Is Zuckemberg gonna run in 2020 or 2024? How confident he is?

We filtered for that starting sometime in 2006.

Pic related, only image of that user on record.

is there any captcha bypasses by bots pr has there been

I always get street sings, cars, front side of stores and bridges.
>What did they mean by this?

These two are why I turned on legacy captcha
>Slow ass fading
>Those ones where you do them right and select the vehicles or street signs and it just keeps going and going, 5+ of the fucking things

Captcha needs work, give that as feedback to the captcha team because this shit gets annoying

>Sup Forums

You don't want to know. No one wants to talk about them. We manage to keep the worst of their SJW propaganda off the front page, if you think what shows up now is bad.

ahahahahahahaha

I hope he runs I will short the shit out outa fakebook.

(((Google))) doesn't hire white people anymore

NIGGER FAGGOT

hi moot.

why does jewgle keep failing to develop their precious liberal/lefty AI?
also fuck you too random jewgle wagecuck

That's funny as fuck

how hard is it to bypass the captchas and how often does it happen

Yeah when you start getting the fades that means you're being flagged as a potential spammer. Sorry about that.

He's not going to do shit. He's the most unoriginal toolbag known to man. Zucc is literally a joke inside our industry.

Bloody hell. What about those completely random Doodles where it's celebrating the 168th birthday of some literal who that sometimes crop up? Is that when the Doodle team gets bored?

you seem cool user
where are the common sense google staff other than you?
also is there anything funny you can share?

fuck off larp faggot

The captcha images are the same whether it's on chan, plebit or google itself

Well at the very least it halves my captcha output, that's gotta count for something? It's too bad the omnipotent AI won't read half of all printed words as 'nigger' when it tries to enslave us, it would've been a laugh.

Just tell them you are transitioning from a gay black women into a straight white guy.

>mfw all I ever get is streets and helicopters
even on the car ones I just select streets by default until I get a street one

normie browsing is the best plausible deniability money can buy its actually free too just saying

did operation renigger have any effect?

>tfw I'm still engaged in Operation Renigger all this time later

Thank you for your service.

calle calle

>select the vehicles.
>Pick street signs and grass.

how will that get me a job?

HORY SHET! IT WORKS SENPAI

I too am perplexed by that word showing up so frequently.

This, it works

Piss off, fag, I identify as an attack street!

What algorithm(s)/models do you use for your image reconition AI?

Actual Google employees don't know what is happening beyond their collection of desks. I am acquaintances with several and very good friends with a former employee.

>potential spammer

I see captcha is more suited to regular forums than to Sup Forums's faster format
Seriously though, fuck those fading things and fuck the chains of 5+ captchas

>yfw the A.I. was tainted by all the nigger spam, by filtering it, it forced the AI to come up with it's own word for nigger, which it chose as Calle.

For one, programming is an incredibly degrading job that offers 0 job security and is the vocation most plagued by ageism by a far margin. You are not respected at any normal company. Every day, some Alpha who probably does nothing at his job except get his secretary to suck his dick in his corner office cucks you into doing random bitch work, and then yells at you when it's not done by the deadline despite it being impossible to complete the work requested. Not only that, the code rarely works, your co-workers are Indians brought in by Tata Consultancy who will replace you for half the salary and you have to train them to get your $500 severence, and the work never, ever ends. You pollute your body with the caffeinenated jew, deprive it of sleep, and let it rot while you sit the majority of the day, neglecting any healthy exercise, social interaction or life goal attainment.

It's like a postal worker, but coupled with feelings of loneliness, helplessness and total hopelessness. Programmers are too depressed to go postal, a sad state of affairs. After dentists, programmers have the highest rates of mental disorders-- depression and suicide.

It gets worse. Women, when they hear you are a programmer, instantly reject you. It is far better to tell a woman you are on welfare than to out yourself as a computer programmer. It's highly embarrassing for a woman to associate with a programmer, as everyone knows they are the grown up version of the hopeless virgin in high school. One who never really grew up and became normal and fit into society, but rather found an environment where he could escape the reality of his situation and be invisible, able to hide the toxic shame and utter humiliation that is the programmer.

Programming's father, Alan Turing, killed himself with cyanide because he was a programmer. Programmers, why haven't you taken the cyanide pill and quit programming and turned to a respectable and productive profession to better society?

If it's any consolation, I have physically seen a printout - it would be over a decade old now - of an OCR translation that ran through using the word Nigger for one of the words. That was back when Captcha was actually being used to process OCR. They started filtering for it immediately after that.

For trademark protection reasons, there are only so many days per year that can have a Doodle. The rest of the time it has to be our main branding.

Sometimes it's better to let them put up something for some mexican plumber in order to be able to block them from being able to nominate something worse later. Sometimes they manage to do it anyway and then one of the main holidays gets the axe to make up for it, usually Memorial Day.

Is there a short-cut to bypass the captcha?

I always getting fucking cars and street signs.

Stop it. That's how we get Cthulhu. Do you want to get Cthulhu?

heh, nice larp. made me chuckle a littl.e

STOP SPYING ON ME REEEEEEE!!!!!

>The Captcha system is convinced, via neural net deduction, that the entire *.Sup Forums.org userbase are experts on helicopters and streets.

calle calle

is there any bypass for captcha and has there ever been. please teach

fucking helicopters

>They started filtering for it immediately after that.

>Programming's father, Alan Turing, killed himself with cyanide because he was a programmer

it was actually because he was gay and was chemically castrated

is that why i keep getting hellicopters and cliffdivers & parachutes

My boss parks his Jaguar in one of the cherry EV charging parking spaces every day, opens his gas tank door, and sticks the power cable there resting on the lip.

He's been doing it for two months now.

>mfw

"fucking helicopters"

It's seriously the easiest captcha ever.

>I have physically seen a printout - it would be over a decade old now - of an OCR translation that ran through using the word Nigger for one of the words.
Worth it.

>Sometimes they manage to do it anyway and then one of the main holidays gets the axe to make up for it, usually Memorial Day.
I'm still mad there wasn't an Easter Doodle. And I want real Easter, with Jesus Christ and shit, not faggot bunnies and eggs.

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Hello, yes, I am an expert at identifying street signs and store fronts.

He's old, isn't he. I see old people do shit like this all the time, where you wonder what's going on in their heads.

its just there annoying i want a fun captcha sometimes or a bypass

you keep ignoring the bypass questions

I've been getting nothing, absolutely nothing but vehicles and road signs. It got to the point where I just switched on legacy captcha which I never do because I have rheumatoid arthritis and typing hurts my hands

It's STORMFRONT
Not STOREFRONT
Fix your shit googlenigger

One of my former professors at Waterloo who worked along side Turing at Bletchley park personally told me he was depressed and didn't enjoy his work. So yes, he did kill himself because he was a programmer.

The algo was using terminology modifiers.

For example, people who talk about a 'designated' street got ranked as higher expertise than people talking about a street.

ohboy a captcha thread

This man is smart

we here at Sup Forums.org are professionals at identifying street signs, vehicles, helicopters, parachutes, etc

Is doing an AMA here safe? Sup Forums isnt a secure site.