ITT: China invades Australia

What would happen if China invaded Australia?

An American invasion has already been discussed and it was agreed that the wildlife would destroy us the second we set our foot on land.

>What would the best invasion strategy be?
>Would Aussies submit to their chink overlords?
>Would the Chinese succumb to the native flora and fauna?
>How likely is it to actually happen irl?

Discuss.

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Drop bears will kill them.

They have already invaded legally, and is playing the long game.
>Get more kids than native population
>Vote for political party that wants more immigration
>At some point you're 40-50% of population, now start a pro chinese party
>Gongrats you won the democracy meme!
They are doing this to Canada too.

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Every aussie man, woman, other deviant hurl themselves at the chinks naked
Race mix each other into oblivion

If China comes anywhere near my Aussie bros. India swoops in from the Indian Ocean and makes such a turmoil in the Ocean that Filthy chinks go back to their sewer, gutters.

Aussies are providers of Nuclear stuff to India for generating Energy. Anybody dare to touch them, prepare to die.

Why couldnt they have been colonized by you Japs?

It might have been better

We don't breed.

This

I'd join the army if gooks invaded, I wouldn't even care if we lost.