Be lenin

>be lenin
>your brother wants to kill tsar
>fails and gets killed
>get mad and read some books that your brother read
>realise that all societies are going towards communism
>swallow redpill
>join revolutionary groups
>get qt commie gf
>want to write communist newspaper with friends
>knock knock
>its police
>they arrest you and your friends
>get send to siberia
>return and join the party
>revolution happens
>finally in power
>declare soviet union as first communist country
>steal all food
>people start to starve
>steal even more
>pillage churches
>people rebel
>kill them all
>civil war happens, many people die
>with your military genius declare war on poland
>in middle of civil war
>get BTFO
>but you won civil war
>country in ruins
>die

Fast forward 100 years
>some stupid american bourguise kids buy che guevara t-shirts and call themselves communists
>mfw

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>be stalin
>get expelled from tbilisi seminary for being a retard
>get mad and go to russia
>befriend lenin
>invade your own country

Fast forward 100 years
>stupid russians think he was their greatest leader
>mfw

>for being a retard
for revolutionary shit
>go to russia
tbilisi was part of russia
>invade your own country
so how many "invades" were there?

>he was their greatest leader
not the greatest, but in top5

Can I save this picture??

>mfw I see a capitalist spewing propaganda nonsense

yep

russians are descendants of illiterate slavic peasants.
imagine living in a hut with no written language 500 years after the fall of the roman empire LMAO

Well, Roman Empire fell in 476 AD. Im bretty sure that your ancestors were just as illiterate as any slav that time.

Thanks mate. I like you.
Keep up the good work!

>qt commie gf

Umm... let's be honest there.
She was as cute as a fucking nuclear war.

>2017
>falling for communism meme

Ruski GTFO

> Be Stalin
> Get redpilled on seminary
> Get redpilled during February Revolution
> Get redpilled during October
> Get redpilled within the Communist party about the "World revolution" bullshit and Trotzky
> Get redpilled about own comrades, starting to pull off Machiavellian shit to stay alive
> Get redpilled about own comrades yet again.
> Get redpilled about (((allies))) in 1938
> Get redpilled about allies yet again, after war.
> Die.

One of the greatest example of constant struggle and redpilling yourself, while remaining alive for the most of the time.

In comparison to TsarCuck and alternatives being Trotzky or, if we reach, Kerensky/Kolchak, not quite bad of a leader.

>be lenin
>be a disgusting jew
End of story I hope this syphilistic bastard died in pain.

she was not so bad before ill

>be tsar
>dont feed your people or give them decent living quality unless they are nobility.
>Start a useless war.
>People die for nothing.
>There are people protesting over the lack of food.
>Shoot them.
>oshit.jpb
>People get sick of the rule.
>Start a revolt.
>Some communist man convinces the people that they will be fed and will have land and peace.
>People buy it.
>Overthrow the tzar.
>The food problem gets significantly reduced.
>The country is in peace except for a small war with poland.
>People get their land.
>People are happy for a bit.

>food problem gets reduced
Dude. He took away all food peasants had killing 5 million people

>country in peace
>what is civil war
>what is cheka

A lot less than the tzar regarding food.
He fixed it by a small amount.
The people were happier with him than the tzar.
I never implied it got fixed, just reduced

> Be funded by Loeb, Warburg, Schiff.
> Ransack Russia
> send profits back to Wall Street

>implying the 300 years of tsar wars affected the russian population like the first 2 years of judeo-bolshevism

>what is civil war
People died for to a lesser extent and they were actually fighting for a good reason.
That is retaking their land.
>what is cheka
No secret service does not have blood on its hands.
Cheka only prosecuted people who were deemed suspicious regarding their opinion on the leadership of the country

>white leftists defending communist jews
white people was a mistake

That occurred because of tzar nicholas II.
He declared a useless war.
He did not feed his people.
He shot protesters. ect.
People got sick of his shit specifically

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iskra

The only half jew working in that newspaper was Lenin, everyone else was full jewish blood

so I am a communist for not justifying the cock sucking of a corrupt and careless monarchist?

Fast forward 100 years
>Posting from a Communist flag on Sup Forums creates hilarious amounts of butthurt
fixed it for ya

Never forget.

Yeah, he did end up killing a bunch of Jews and sending the rest to the Far East.

Fast forward 1000 years into the future
>commies still arent human