Be lenin

>be lenin
>your brother wants to kill tsar
>fails and gets killed
>get mad and read some books that your brother read
>realise that all societies are going towards communism
>swallow redpill
>join revolutionary groups
>get qt commie gf
>want to write communist newspaper with friends
>knock knock
>its police
>they arrest you and your friends
>get send to siberia
>return and join the party
>revolution happens
>finally in power
>declare soviet union as first communist country
>steal all food
>people start to starve
>steal even more
>pillage churches
>people rebel
>kill them all
>civil war happens, many people die
>with your military genius declare war on poland
>in middle of civil war
>get BTFO
>but you won civil war
>country in ruins
>die

Fast forward 100 years
>some stupid american bourguise kids buy che guevara t-shirts and call themselves communists
>mfw

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>be stalin
>get expelled from tbilisi seminary for being a retard
>get mad and go to russia
>befriend lenin
>invade your own country

Fast forward 100 years
>stupid russians think he was their greatest leader
>mfw

>for being a retard
for revolutionary shit
>go to russia
tbilisi was part of russia
>invade your own country
so how many "invades" were there?

>he was their greatest leader
not the greatest, but in top5

Can I save this picture??

>mfw I see a capitalist spewing propaganda nonsense

yep

russians are descendants of illiterate slavic peasants.
imagine living in a hut with no written language 500 years after the fall of the roman empire LMAO

Well, Roman Empire fell in 476 AD. Im bretty sure that your ancestors were just as illiterate as any slav that time.

Thanks mate. I like you.
Keep up the good work!

>qt commie gf

Umm... let's be honest there.
She was as cute as a fucking nuclear war.