You're phone is ringing user

you're phone is ringing user

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Hey there braciszek,thanks for visiting Polska

Im about to take a midmorning nap, so im just gonna put it on silent no vibration and let it go to voicemail that i never check anyways.

G'Day Donald

How ya goin

Just on the piss with me m8's

Wanna come round for a few with the boys.

We'll even throw a few snags on the BBQ

Hows that sound?

See ya at 7

I'm already on the phone with someone

what do you want user?

How may I serve you, my liege?

Пpивeт aпeльcин oдин

hey don
people will always remember you as a weak little bitch
you should just massacre congress and the senate and assume control
else everyone will think ur a faget, don

WHO WAS PHONE

I would have clicked ignore if it were any of the last four Presidents. I would answer Trump's call without hesitations.

Donald Trump

*puts it on silent until the call dies out*

Mr. President, Unleash the Bannon.

doland no

BABABOOEY BABABOOEY HOWARD STERN'S ASS click

fuck off Don, I'm watching starcraft tournament right now
call me later

>how ya goin

I never understood this with strayans.

*Accepts call immediately from Based Donald*
Yes Mr. President, how can I help?

I'm a phone?

> Answer the phone
> Ask for a job
> Join the fight
> Crush my enemies
> See then driven before me
> Hear the lamentations of their women

hello donald trump

Yes, hello Mr. President, what can I do for my country today Sir?

Moshi moshi.

BLUMMMPFT

Your*

Send nudes

This better be important, keeping your incompetent presidency from falling to shreds using the dankest of memes is a full-time job.

Thicc

Sieg Heil sir, are you gonna expose the swamp?
Will you /approve the race war to come?
Are we finally going to gas the jews? (pic related)

What is thy bidding my master?

get the fuck off twitter you absolute fuckwit

THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD
I AM PLEASED THEY WERE OF USE TO YOU

What is your bidding, my master?

>my country

>MY

Yes, SIR Mr. President, SIR!

Please nuke us already, señor presidente.

hello mr brezident :-DDDDDDD
plz kip meking ameriga grate x-DDDDDDD
dank u & god bles :-DDDDDDD

*picks up phone*

Mr. President. Good to talk to you. So when can we pass the law to shoot libtards? Next week? Awesome. Say hi for me to the wife and kids. Stay awesome.

Prostagma?!

Good. Now you know how to spell the work 'my'. Now give your mommy back her laptop.

a nuuuuu cheeki breeki

Hey Trump ?
What ?
Your daughter.
What ?
She's been KIKED !

Hangs up.

It's not your country. I'm pretty sure it belongs to the people who are currently in power.

Stop being such a good goy, Donnie!

Can I have a job, I would literally polish your balls.

*your

*yore

kek

No, it does not. It belongs to the people

GMG!!

*ur

In what way though?

shut it down.

My sister gets pissed every time she sees it.

>ignore the call
>already late for work, can't waste time on the phone
>leave my apartment and get in my car
>get on the road and start driving really fast, have to get to work in time
>car in front is going really slowly, so start beeping horn
>car won't speed up
>try to pass but they don't let you
>ride on their ass with headlights on the whole time trying to piss them off enough to let you pass
>finally arrive at the DNA research facility where you work
>the slow car is still in front of you and actually pulls into the facility too
>pull up behind the car and summon your rage
>get ready to unload your anger on whoever exits the vehicle
>the doors open, you roll down your windows
>these guys get out of the car

Wat do?

Answer the 2nd call.

> Implying you have a choice

DESTROY CHYNA please POTUS
Depopulate them fast and hard

>Ni hao Bogtou! You like chow mein for lunch today?

*out of breath*

Mr. President!?

What do you want me to do, sir?

Хopoшo пpивeт тaм тoвapищ кoзыpь. Кaк пpoдoлжaeтcя poccийcкoe пoглoщeниe?

:^)

hello bog

what is thy bidding?

>decline with message
>where's my fuckin wall you promised, cuck

When a Bogdanoff calls, the phone doesn't prompt you, it automatically answers the call for you.

...

...

...

...

>h-h-hello?

...

I've been waiting Donald.
The time to strike is nigh Donald.

>How are you going?
???

...

Fuck you Donald,
You lied to us, you said you were gonna make America great again, and you are turning it into a reality tv show. This is bullshit. Wtf are you doing? Act like a goddamn president!

WHY THE HELL ARE DEPORTATION NUMBERS DOWN??!!?

Spics are ugly

Get ur shit together!

...

Declined and blocked

you just say fairdinkum if an aussie asks you that

>*Blocks number*

Fuck off, orange nigger. Build the fucking wall already.

>let it go to voicemail

This. If it's real/important, he'll leave a message.

Or bonzer

fast

>tfw you reject the call and 3 generations of your family are sent to a work camp on mars

Reality is harsh.

youtube.com/watch?v=pIHYPaoh79I

make Greece a superpower mr bogdanoff

"Fuck off kike"
Hang up then get sent to the jewlag

Please sue Mexico for pollution please.
t. Borderland American.

>wie gehst du?
How are you in German, but literally translates to how are you going?

Disappointed she has an autist as a brother

would they let their own country be destroyed from such a slight?

now you still have a choice idiot

Etimos.

"President Trump, as a person who voted for you, I beseech you to address the most pressing question of our time: are traps gay?"

>be me
>phone rings
>it's Trump
>press the red button
>dress up and take pass
>go out
>get into car and drive to airport
>look for a plane that goes to USA
>get into that plane
>fly to USA
>land in some city
>go Washington
>get into White House
>enter a room
>see Trump
>handshake
>hug diplomatically
>talk about the Jews
>talk about the cure for this disease

Bulome

"Um... Hewwwoooo ... ??"

STOP BENDING UNDER ILITES! DO YOUR BEST FOR YOUR OWN COUNTRY, NOT (((country)))!