What does Sup Forums think about us, the Serbs? Hit me with your best shot

What does Sup Forums think about us, the Serbs? Hit me with your best shot.

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Literally who?

I try to not think about you. You are shittiest slavs.

Kosovo is Serbian
youtube.com/watch?v=pKiB8-2LK6s

Literal pathological liars

Kosovo is Albania

How can Kosovo be Serbia if Kosovo ain't even real

>inb4 t. Jaden Smith

go to int or bant, you gay motherfucker.

>only Serbs do propaganda
ok.

our presidente is slowly building up to the fact that we're going to accept Kosovo as a country, even that meme is getting old

Slovak user here, Serbs are bro tier.

Kosovo je Srbsko!

Pretty cool dudes, never had any problems with them. I dislike Yugo nostalgia in all ex-Yugo countries, but I'm not sure how prevalent that is in Serbia. Also, the food is good and the Serbian women I know are also good looking.

>ain't
ok redneck

at least they aren't (((croats)))

The Almazan Kitchen guys are pretty cool, I guess. I don't know.

Crude and indiscreet desu. Easily aggravated slavs with zero understanding of tact and stereotypical balkan mannerisms.

Well Serbs are the most propaganda filled. No insult Miloš, but dear lord you literally have documentaries on TV about how you never killed any civilians in wars, how you are the biggest victims ever and how literal Nazis and communists invented evolution to destroy you (not even kidding, BN is a TV stations for lunatics).

>go to Slavorum
>post about Croatia
>check comments
>"Croatia never existed xaxaxaxa"

I mean. I do envy your lobby in the world, but still could puke each time I see "based kebab removers" or other nonsense

>Hit me with your best shot.

NATO already did.

Better than Croatia thats for sure

>dislike Yugo nostalgia
No, they just dislike Tito. Any Serb would love to return to a Yugoslavia from Triglav to Vardar as long as they got that 4-5/8 presidency ratio and that whole control over the police and army.

Beogradski sindikat is cool

t.salty Chicago diaspora Serb

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You cigani need to stop larping as slavs

>implying that the entire galaxy ain't Serbian
Oy bre-y

Underrated

>implying all Serbs are like that
Nah, but all lower class and šumadija Serbs are, so ok.

I'm not into that. Some cooperation is fine as long as it doesn't devolve into a socialist over-state or anything like that, and we all keep our independence.

You guys did a good job of removing kebab. Based.

Tbh, while I do really have nothing against Serbs, at least the civilized ones, we would have been better off forming West Yugoslavia. If possible, to include all ex AU south Slavic states, including Vojvodina and bits of the Monti coast.

Serbs are so pathetically easy to fool into shit
>live like kangz in AU, and Croatia
>chimp out because muh greater Serbia three times

I do not get Bosnian Serbs, the RS is three times poorer than the FBIH, yet they'd secede

kek

>last time they removed kebab was 100 years ago

So passes the glory of the world, amirite?

Niko! Mah cuzzin you are finally here! let's go bowling

I dislike the hypocrisy of Serbs when it comes to Republika Srpska and Kosovo.
Kosovo is full of Albo's because they illegally immigrated but so the same goes for why Bosnia is full of Serbs, they fled the constant warring in Serbia and fled to Krajina and Bosnia.
Other then that, I don't mind Serbia.

lol, your entire national identity is based on foreign propaganda

*velikosrpska jugocetnicka agresija intensifies*
BN is a private station as far as ik. HRT spouts bs all day and it's publically owned. also, 7 fucking posts by you already, calm the fuck down.
dude, croata ruled commie yugoslavia for like 90% of its history.

you sound salty
is it because you use our language?

Neutral.

When are you gonna resurrect The Order of the Dragon?

that is only for krajina, bosnian serbs are there since 7th century."de administrado imperio".

Fuck off with these stupid ass threads, every day on pol there is a thread about Serbia made by someone

And it literally just devolves into butthurt croats and butthurt proxy using albanian from germany posting shit

>thread made by a serb

Show your flag orthodox turk

>literally most cops and military officers were Serbs
>raked up the Jasenovac number to 700gorillion poor serbz
And so on and on, yet somehow Croatia ruled it? Go to hell.

>literally have a language YOUNGER than """""Bosnian"""""
>"hurr durr you use our language"

So ? I can't tell him to fuck off ?

And literally everyone and their mothers make this kind of threads

> be me
> be part of the diaspora
> pulled a Croatian bird last night

The shame

>De Administrado Imperio
Yeah. Sure there were Serbs in Bosnia, look at any historic map, all of eastern Bosnia WAS Serbia itself. Before Serbs populated Serbia, ie, they haven't moved there yet.
Bosnia always have a SMALL Serbian populus since then, but no where near are profane as today.
Banjaluka was never a Serb city for instance.

Not a real country.

>ante markovic and tito weren't croats. also, while 700k is too much, commies literally awarded you for sperging out and commiting genocide. the reason for cops and army being serbs more than croats was you being snowflakes, not "serbian opression".
vrbas-cetina was the border, so east banja luka was. what about dubrovnik, mostar etc.

yea but not croats or siptars fault. this is Sup Forums, just skip this shit.

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>for Serbia I will fill a sack with heads

Glorious.

I enjoy when the based catholic ustases fuck your shit up

You guys have been growing soft lately. It's like you were assigned a certain portion of nationalism in the late 1990's that was supposed to last until at least 2050 and you burned through all of it in a few years.

Serbs are bro tier in the bar

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Uh I think you guys are turks larping as whites.

The darkest of the yugos. Also the most criminal, running extensive mafia operations that control a large part of the Swedish underworld.

Has possibly the best relationship with Russia of any nation that isn't Russia but lacks the "Russian irrationalism" that constantly makes Russians enact unpredictable catastrophes on a personal and communal scale straight out of left field.

If your criminal elements would literally remove kebab instead of selling guns to them in our country most people would probably be secretly pleased.

>raise in revolt against civilized Croatia, after giving them for centuries a life balkaniggers longed for
>start ethnic cleansing
>expect to be treated as brothers

Based country. From a Commonwealth perspective it seems tragic how Serbs have been at war with Catholics and Western European nationalists. But OTOH, Gavrilo Principe was a no good terrorist who started WWI.

We also have that problem here. Same with Albanians.

I have pretty much classified all of the balkans as a place full of turks.

fucking hell i remember this shit
We got the placebo redpill :((
"We can be indpendent from Yugoslavia, but Krajina can't be independent from us cuz reasons"

Kind of ok.

Tbh Serbs would have been better off when conquered by AH.

Look at Vojvodina Serbs. They are smarter, more civilized etc just because they lived in a western culture.
Turks robbed the Balkans of the Renaissance, the enlightenment etc. Austria Hungary was bringing it all back. Sarajevo became a pretty town in just 40 years of construction by Austria Hungary.

Not really mate our country is just like anyones else... controlled by west and full of eu and usa propaganda. if you think that seselj is relevant here then you are wrong he is just a vucic puppet. We learn and watch on tv's all the Western propaganda about lgbt and liberalism and how drumpf is bad etc...Today in schools you learn communist shit and how we were bad guys in every war etc so there you go you won already. the Serbia is "mini Russia" is just a meme nobody cares about Russia except braindead fake patriots aka gibanicari. im really starting to think that you guys are the one who are more brainwashed to think that you are ultimate victims and that we give a fuck about Greater Serbia and memes like that. Thats how it is in Serbia i dont know about Republika Srpska.

Cool people. Have nothing against you

The republics were able to secede but the line of separation had to be the borders layed down by the AVNOJ

Besides
>Croatia
>an actual nation
>secedes from a political project of a state
>Serbs areas invent statehood and declare independence too

Kek, I meant dark as in "spiritually dark and dreary"

Criminal Albanians here behave like sandniggers. The Serbian operations are more "yeah, we all know that guy who owns that restaurant and walks around in a suit with two gorillas with him at all times is a yugo mafia don but he doesn't have people gunned down in the street like a raging chimpanzee so we treat him like a normal person in public"

no they couldn't. It's specifically stated in the Constitution of 1974, which was already anti-Serbian as fuck.

>threads about balkan countries always turn into /balk/ general

From my life experience they're fucking retards.

Well Republika Srpska is in real what Serbia is in meme.
I am not braindead go believe all Serbs are the same, but lesser developed population same the same lowly views. And that sadly goes for the RS. At least large portions of it.

It's all literally "we dindu nuffin" or even worse, they get memed by DoDICK to help him steal their money. He literally wanted to convince them to abolish the constitutional court because it endangers Serbs, just so they can't arrest him. RS is three times poorer than FBIH, yet Dodik is the richest of dem politicians.

We as a collective here were idiots. It was always the viewing of others as a collective at all times which ruined us. How fucked up do you have to be to think that all Serbs are chetniks, or all muslims support Turkey, or Croat as ustashe etc

>hit me with your best shot

What, again?

>antiserbian as fuck
And splitting Croatia in two and giving it lesser borders than Royal Yu gave is surely pro Croat.

Landlocked Slovenes

Drove through FYR many times. Serbia was always fun. One time got stuck in Belgrade airport . Locked in. My family met others and began drinking heavily smoking alot of cigs.

Me and some other kids were playing soccer throughout the terminal . Kicked the ball and hit old lady in the back of the head. Good times

I have nothing against Serbs but I have against chetniks.

We lived peacefully until šešeljtards crashed the party.

>splitting Croatia in two
????
>giving it lesser borders than Royal Yu
those borders were amazing for you, we literally gave you ethnic serbian territories so you don't chimp out, but you chimped out and commited fucking genocide and lost. and still got ethnic serbian territories, when you should be lucky you exist.
also,
>avoiding the main part of the post
"Гpaницa Coцијaлиcтичкe Фeдepaтивнe Peпyбликe Jyгocлaвијe нe мoжe ce мeњaти бeз caглacнocти cвих peпyбликa и ayтoнoмних пoкpaјинa."
*until we chimped out and declared independence

Sympathy, since you guys have to deal with the Ottoman. And even when you guys got your own country, Austria and other powers tried to put your people down.

Diaspora and robijaši ruined us.
If filth like Šešelj, Fekalija Izmetbegović, Mate Boban, Gojko Šupak, Karahadžić, Sratko Mladić etc hadn't taken any sort of power the break up would have been like the Soviet Union.

I mean what was wrong with the Serbs? Living in Croatia was 10000x better than in Serbia.

"I know what's best for you better than yourself".

>ethnic Serb land
>Herzegovina and Kraina

You are literal Somalian refugees. You beg for help and land, and once you got it you declare it as your ethnic land. Croatia/Habsburg Empire should have closed it's borders and left you all to the Turks

>living in a developed western country with civilizational values
Vs
>a not so developed cajka hole filled with people who have too many complexes to count

Kraina Serbs were closer related to Croatian cultures, in fact, they were more Croats mentally than anything, but memes turned them to shit.

lol can you find the video of serb propaganda where serbs were saying that korea is helping croatia and they have kamikazis and stuff
shit was so funny

Are you kidding?

nikog se ne boje! (I don't have any idea what that means, but it's the only phrase I've memorized from the below:)

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>armpit hair

It was inhabited by Serbs, thus ethnic Serb land. Don't try to twist words and reply to the Constitution quote with some argument, you deflecting jewy little shit.
Once again, who are you to decide for them, especially since you have been killing their parents?

You see this happens throughout history many times and not just to serbs. It's happening to you right now. Serbia doesn't have actual niggers and Arabs ass fucking their culture into the ground right now like the rest of europe. Your not even in real war mode defcon yet and yor women are getting raped. You all should be allies simply put. But no keep delving deeper into who's less of a cuck nation. That'll help you alot n the next wars

Bitch """""""""country"""""""""

World class IRL shitposters. Who else could have caused WWI (and consequently communism, fascism, WWII and the Cold War) for basically no reason, with no obvious international influence, no wealth, and no military capability? Trolled Europe hard.

Come to think of it, basically everything the kikes are blamed for, is demonstrably ultimately caused by Serbs from 100 years ago.

kosovo is albanian land right?

lol people like this is why I can't take serbs seriously

That's because Serbs are kike allies, reminder that Israel does not recognize the state of Kosovo.

Trust me, mate. I know my country's going to hell at the moment.

read the fucking convo, you moron.
could it be because yhey have peoblems with palestine?ramus knows that's just a front and serbs are kike allies even tho the kosovo "independence" is shilled for by likes of (((madelline albright))).

>hasn’t removed kebab
Explain yourselves

>Got bombed by kikes
>Kike allies
topkek

Israel opposed the bombings gayreek

Croatia is Serbia,they are literally an artificial people and country created by the nazis.Kosovo,Montenegro and Bosnia are also rightfull Serbian clay.
Yugoslavia was greater Serbia whoever disagrees with this is a subhuman amerinigger shill.

NATO is mostly composed of white people, you can't just blame the jews on every happening that you're against

>What does Sup Forums think about us, the Serbs?
You've been through hell and have my respect. Don't ever give up.

Nether do we, fuck koshitvo

How is pussy in your Serbia brah ?