Chicagoan here

*sips asparagus water*
Feels good to not be a rural and suburban retard!

Fags and gluttons with both burn in hell for ever!

Enjoy getting mugged by niggers, faggot.

the left is the ones who are usually the ones calling for "fat acceptance" or whatever the fuck. You'll hear some southern women complain about muh thyroid, but that's a minority.

Come to think of it, I think the denial of the risks of obesity and excuses for its cause seems to be a female thing regardless of political alignment, or if you're a low testosterone cuck like that Boogie guy everyone always memes about.

>tfw some fat blob takes all the cola in the mart

Chicago = One place I never wanted to visit. How long is your growing season for asparagus? Oh that's right. You get your veggies at Whole Foods.

the vast majority of the US black population lives in the bible belt. you're a racist piece of shit.

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>tfw when your mom is a fat blob

This would be an effective troll if your misconceptions of the trump base were even near correct. Most of these slobs don't even have internet.

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