Well, at least I'm not a nigger

Well, at least I'm not a nigger

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Whats your other 1%?

You're a potato nigger.

North African nigger but less than 1% so I'm not worries about it

Yeah, thought I was more Scottish

Germnigger Potatonigger alliance when?

Don't get me wrong, I met some Irish folks on a holiday trip. Great fellas.

(((European Jewish)))

>Yeah, thought I was more Scottish
How so? Did your parents grow up in scotland despite being Irish?

you have to leave now shlomo
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>tfw you will never know your ancestry because you're not dumb enough to type your real name anywhere on the internet or give a DNA sample to any corporation

>one drop rule

NIGGER!

Haha Yes :)

Yeah I don't know what the fuck that means

My grandfather and his wife, and my uncle, were all Scottish and born in Scotland. So was their family members, too. It's confusing, especially with this map. My last name is Irish

:( l-Im......FFFFFFF

During WW1 and WW2. The IRA were sent guns by Germany to fight the British colonists. Irish Catholic priests smuggled high ranking officials out of Germany disguised as priests after WW2 to live in Ireland and South America.

This guy gets it. Jewish profiling and data aggregation companies.

>iberian peninsula

You are a nigger.

Pure blood coming through

Yeah what do you expect? Irish family moved to Scotland, fucked other Irish folks living in Scotland. Do you think drinking scotch will magically change your DNA?

What's woth all the highlights in Scotland?? Mine has that too but it says I'm only 5% British? I don't understand the map

Paranoid

There are a lot of white people on the Iberian peninsula and I'm extremely white

They were living in Scotland for hundreds of years. No way one of my family members didn't get with a 'native' Scot. You think my family just fucked one another for hundreds of years?

I don't really know what this pic here means Maybe they don't have "Scottish" and count that as "Great Britain"? Same island, after all.

Or maybe you're not only a potato nigger, but an inbred potato nigger. :^) Actually pretty common in small villages.

M-maybe? Well, at least my Scottish grandparents had different last names before marriage

The graph says 5% GB and I'm already assuming that includes Scotland, but why so many pings if only 5%?

Anyone done 23 and me? I hear that one isn't as good

those pings on the map are really interesting. wonder how accurate they are

I don't even know what the fuck they mean

Well you see there's a shitload more pings in Ireland (overlapping each other, some areas are completely red).

it might be where the individuals with similar parts of DNA live

the regional determination is based on reference people and the pings might be them, not sure though

Then why do the pings have different sizes? Doesn't make sense when they represent individuals.

it could if they looked at individual genetic markers, these might be present with some individuals and not others

if that was the case it would be amazing because they'd go into great detail then

>(((3%)))

Here,You won a Golden Star

>4%

Just fucking kill me.
I dont get it. I have lilly white skin.

Yeah, maybe. My theory is that when they find multiple individuals in the same area they increase the size of the ping. Still, to generate THAT many pings (look at OP's map) would require a TON of samples. Might be a scam, or are really that many people sending them DNA samples? The tech is pretty new, after all.

Alright, let's assume that data is accurate, it could simply mean that your ancestors are from one of the latter exodus migration waves from Africa, duh.

Tru. None in Scandinavia, where my 2nd highest percent is. Must be from all the raping they did in Ireland

:(

Jesus, what do you look like? Native American, Asian, black, Iberian? Pics

I think lots of people send samples in, or maybe they get shared data from willing participants during blood tests?

How do you even send them samples? Draw your own blood? Let your local doc do it? Or just send some hair?

You spit into a bottle, mix it with something, and send it in. Takes a while to get results because they are doing so many. Mine took 3.5 months

I see, thanks. How much did you pay?

>I think lots of people send samples in, or maybe they get shared data from willing participants during blood tests?

enough people send in samples. The U.K., for example, has 65 million residents. 65,000,000 people. You only need a few thousand to start running statistic over them.

I got it for Xmas from the gf but I think she paid 90? It was on sale from ancestry , which I wanted because it was the only one that excluded Ireland from Britain

Tru

Cool, guess I know what my dad will get for xmas this year.

There's a lot of features that come with it; it'll list high likely 2-6th cousins and will let you message them, you can download your raw DNA and upload it to other websites which give health info, etc.

Some pretty cool stuff tbqhfam. The "DUH J00Z ARE COLLECTING SAM-PULLS OF GOYIM" is just plain paranoia

...

Yeah I couldn't care less if da juice get my DNA either. I could use a clone for spare parts, actually.

Yeah, I could eventually probably use some new heart valves

So basically, nothing accurate?

>you're not dumb enough to type your real name anywhere on the internet or give a DNA sample to any corporation
>he types this on Sup Forums
Kek, if they wanted something from you, they will get it.

Not posting a pic on pol but ive got pale white skin, sandy brown hair and hazel eyes. "Pointed/defined" caucasian facial features, thin lips, (ie: no "nigger" features. Round noses, big lips, etc)

This. They don't need you to send a sample in for a DNA test when you literally piss in a cup for a job, which they could get, give blood to your doctor, which they could get, or donate blood for a free subway sandwich, which they could get.

what is this?
a picture for giants?

H-how? I'm really curious what you look like. Just block out your eyes

Irish genes = master race

Shut the fuck up, potato nigger. I can say that because I'm 60% Irish, now kys you dirty mick parasite

>at least I'm not a nigger
You voluntarily gave your DNA away to a company you know nothing about.

>60% Irish DNA
you are a little baby

>60 percent white population.
Don't throw stones from a glass house.

Hey Samuel

Yeah well, my family was raped more by Vikings than yours, apparently

Irish+Scandinavian= 88%

>literal full blooded kike calling others parasites
the irony

Not my name
Not even close

Dude I'm telling you, i look white as fuck. Picture the most generic looking white guy you can imagine with a fashy/ fuccboi haircut and thats me. Thats why I'm so confused about my dna results.

>full blooded kike
That also makes you a kike, considering 60% of my blood is shared with yours

Have you asked your parents? I'm curious if they get people's shit mixed up, or if they use a shitty algorithm

No, no native Irish are that Scandinavian. You have Scandinavian ancestors in the US.
Your results suggest a Swedish grandfather?

Why no family history?

Pic related is me, not sure where the Southern Euro comes from (my family tree goes back over 500 years in all branches) the .2 and .1 percentages are noise.

My ethnic background:
Irish/Scottish/Welsh
English
North German
Lithuanian/Estonian

Haplogroups:
E-V13
U5a2

What the fuck? 99 fucking euros to find out where MY gene pool is coming from? Yeah right.

t. abdul

Mother is from puerto rico, her grandparents were from Spain so that part makes sense. They all have very white skin/fair features. One of my Aunts is even blonde.

Know nothing about my dad other than he was white as fuck with a Slav last name.

Shit just aint adding up, senpai

No, my grandparents are from Scotland on my dad's side and Ireland on my mom's

26% Scandinavian doesn't just appear there. You have scandinavian ancestors 100% you just need to research your genealogy

What I don't like about 23andme is that they just group all the English, Scots and Irish together. Did they tell you your haplogroups? Not sure if ancestry does that

I'm sure but I don't know who from

It also seems likely a Jewish great great great grandparent based on the 3%?

Yeah I'm gonna just go ahead and block this out. My grandfather used to joke about being part Jewish, but what does that even mean when Judaism is a religion? What ethnicity are they referring to with EUROPEAN jewish?

England was settled by danes in the middle ages

there's a lot of research on this actually. they're thought to be eastern european with southern european admixture or something

Hmm, interesting.. any relation to kikes from the M.E.?

100% white here

Yes but Ancestry would consider that old Danish DNA part of "Great Britain" as it has existed in that gene pool for so long and developed separately.

I got tested strictly for my haplogroups, these tests are all interpretation so I wasn't expecting much. I believe the British Isles/Ireland are genetically very similar (according to family tree in an even breakdown I would be about 62% Irish/Scottish and 12% each English, Lithuanian, and Dutch).

Yes, they include haplogroups in the results which enabled me to upload to FTDNA for further Y testing.

64%*

that's the question

>The extent to which Ashkenazi Jewry trace their ancestry to the Levant or to Europe is a long-standing question5, which remains highly controversial3,4,6,12,13,14,16,17. Our results, primarily from the detailed analysis of the four major haplogroup K and N1b founders, but corroborated with the remaining Ashkenazi mtDNAs, suggest that most Ashkenazi maternal lineages trace their ancestry to prehistoric Europe.

Also kek at that "summary"
it goes over 4 pages
nature.com/articles/ncomms3543

Word, thanks

Jesus, good read tho. Thanks user

Better prep your women for YT

>Yeah I don't know what the fuck that means
it means you're a kike

Wow ur really funny jk

So which of these things is most accurate for the $ and what's the typical price?

>giving your dna to a jewish ((((ancestry evaluator))))
No thanks. I have a record of my family, I dont need jews to try and tell me where Im from.

23andMe is most peoples pick for most accurate, imo they are worthless if you have no interest in haplogroups/aren't adopted. No substitute for a good family tree.

I like ancestry. They have lots of features to connect wirh people you are related to but didn't know

Implying this is happening

Who am I?
I don't feel like a nigger, and I don't act like one either.
I'm very polite and can concentrate well,
but perhaps I'm inhibited by something here...

I just... I just don't know...
Is 85 percent enough? Which region would I identify the best with?

Both parents from Poland.

What happened.

So nobody is going to fucking reply?
Thanks!!
The second I fucking post, the thread dies!
Fucking kikes!

sorry

you're obviously underage or retarded.

No reply so I'll exit knowing that I'm a Dinaric white whose ancestry hails from Britain, Spain, France, Germany, and Italy.
Everything else is incidental. bye

Because it's almost like... DNA tests like this are fundamentally bullshit and of the Jew because people moved around in the past

Denmark has 40% Irish DNA. Did you know that?

why'd you say that

fish caught the bait!

Sorry not Denmark. I meant Iceland. Brain fart

>((EUROPEAN)) jew

>mongolian 1.6%
khan'd