American Expat Living in Switzerland AMA

As the Subject suggests, AMA about living in Switzerland.
A little background.
>25 years old
>Live near Zurich
>Studied Mechanical Engineering in America
>Moved here a year ago
>Speak German because I learned back in my Sophmore year of University

AMA!
And yes I love this country.

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when do you go back?

I'm moving to your country in 2 months tops

finally got a job that pays well

What's the most expensive thing you've bought?

did you go to escape, cause there is no escaping the horde
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Hopefully never! I have a work visa at the moment and I have a girlfriend and that's going well.
Why are you so angry at me being here? do you prefer the Arabs and Africans in Zurich?
Learn the language :)
Lunch! Haha but seriously nothing much just furniture and an old VolkswagenGolf

>Near Zurich

Winterthur?

>Zürii isch scho geil, aberr Winti isch dä gäilscht!

i dont speak kraut boy

I'm just asking because I stayed in Winterthur for a bit and it was really nice

Sort of as well, America wasn't cutting it for me. Only work in the cities.
No my friend, 20 minutes from Zurich.
Do you enjoy it here? Do you think I'll get a passport if I marry?

Are you me???

My uncle married a swiss woman and got a passport.

Be prepared for super strict vetting tho

How the hell did you get into Lichtenstein? I wanted to go there as well (and Southern Germany) but only got offers from Berlin which I rejected.
I love my girlfriend so I'm not using her of course, but I would wish to get a passport. I went back to America so see family and I couldn't stand living there again man.

We don't want him back. Is murder legal there?

it was a joke. I met yesterday an american in supermarket club in zürich, u werent there?

underrated.
what is near zurich for you?
also demfall chasch schwiizerdütsch?

>20 mins from zurich
that is not zurich my friend that is abroad

It's a rich beautiful country, I'm considering a move, but the upfront cost for rent and other shit is very high, gotta save up a little more and then try it.

What is your experience with the locals?? How are they??

>Speak German because I learned back in my Sophmore year of University
Claims to """speak""" German after learning one year in university

wew

No I just say that I have Swiss residency, people here hate Americans. Seriously, they think that individual Americans citizens are at fault for the refugee crisis (because of Middle East wars and shit) but they fail to understand that Americans were completely lied to. Fällanden.
You wouldn't know if I didn't say Zurich.
Nice unless you're American or swarthy.
You're quick to judge, I have a good handle on the language. I learned outside of University and I speak well enough to do business and have a girlfriend :)

Why do you prefer living in Switzerland instead of the USA?

You are a traitor. Your only redeem is the rope.

Life is more calm, the people aren't savages, the scenery is beautiful, people have a healthy image of how the sexes should act and so forth.
Why are you mad? Explain without sounding like a child.

No matter what you do, you will never be a swizz, like your children will not be swizz, as their children will not be swizz. You are cultural, social and at the end even a genetic virus

>You're quick to judge, I have a good handle on the language.

Yeah but no. Fuck off.

I'm white, I fit in well. Thanks for your concern however! It sounds like your mad because you don't have any marketable skills.
Stay in your lane Paco.

Get out were full

fuck off

We're full

Serious question.

Should educated white people in America/Canada just leave for a European country that doesn't stuck? On paper, some of their countries look good, but expensive. This country is just Singapore 2.0 now.

I hope to stay here! Probably will since my job is needed and I have a girlfriend. I would agree that we are full from Arabs and Blacks.

Best Swiss chocolate and where to get it...?

>I fit well
no you don't as you state yourself ITT. You are delusional and you will end like all those where they not belong, an alcoholic hanging from his own belt

I'll respond the same as With Educated and you must know the language, yes I would say to move. No one can make the case that the native Europeans weren't White. This can't be said about White colonies. Move if you still look European.

How does the average Swiss feel about the refugee crisis?

Strawman you faggot. Get out and take your baseball burger with you

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I ENVY YOU

IM A VERY VERY JELLY RIGHT NOW.

I'm in california, and I hate it here.

>Educated and you must know the language, yes I would say to move. No one can make the case that the native Europeans weren't White. This can't be said about White colonies. Move if you still look European.

Extremely stupid reasoning. I don't care what SJWs say.

Is quality of life better there or not?

Auer, Geneva.

But seriously the best chocolate makers are in Paris.

>But seriously the best chocolate makers are in Paris.
*best halal chocolate makers

What is the best canton and why is it Bern?

Really? Any recommendations?

Patrick Roger
Jean Paul Hevin
Michel Chaudun
Pierre Hermé

But there are many more. Check this article out:
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Great, more foreigners to water us down. And its not about white arabs or black, its that you are not swiss and never will be. You cannot learn to be one like you arrogant americans think you can. Thus you will always be a alien and people will speak and hang out with you out of cortesy, but in their inner they will always know that you are not swiss.

And advice from luzern : go home

burger here but moving to Geneva soon for work. I tell people I'm transitioning to Swiss lol :) They like it. Looking to stay hopefully. Find myself a nice Swiss girl and plant my thick seed in her. Gonna be great.

See you soon fellow countryman! I LOVE BEING SWISS NOW!

Still better than all those German subhuman immigrant scums but unless you learn Swiss German you will always be out of place.

>Geneva
>Switzerland

Prepare for a surprise

Lol bait.


Seriously though, you don't want to pollute your northern european genetic line with a swarthy southern alpine mogolied Swiss girl

Personally : bad for them, but they are rats fleeing a sinking ship looking for the first class fery.
Overall : muh poor nigger chilruns ! (Cities)
Coutrysiders either dont care or apply human feels where possible in a sensible matters.

Why so mad about german immigrants? You and your country is german them self.

I will never understand why Europeans hate white Americans moving to Europe so much but openly welcome Arabs and Africans.

What are you doing on 1. August

No its not, contrary to you niggers always claiming it is. We are helvetic culture, we are free of guilt.
Unlike germans the swiss, although cold and reserved have true character among eachother while germans live for work and ballerman and the rest they spend in cucked self pity for muh missing identity.

Germans will defend their cucked state

how much do you make per month?

I don't think anyone who posts here would welcome Arabs or Africans.

Not sure, ill hang with gf in (((basel))) but i hope i can go to luzern to my parents with her.
Would be cool to be at the 4waldstätter when the fireworks pops

off topic but about this piece of shit nation:
>be me
>go to zurich today
>sit in a cafe
>look to my left
>see a 9.5/10 with a disgusting nigger
>get hungry
>leave
>go to a restaurant
>look around
>see nigger with his obviously half black daughter
>look around to spot coal burning mother
>at least an 8.5/10
>leave
>take train home for 30 minutes
>walk home
>see two 13-14 year old white girls with two 13-14 year old african niggers
>killme.jpg

I'm not a native swiss guy but this country is fucked and cucked beyond imagination. Sad.

I agree but Europeans, even no-borders leftist types, always seem so much more adamant about Americans moving to Europe, and not Africans and Arabs.

Canadian expat in Zug here.
So far so good

Basel firework is tomorrow mate. I'll be there too

Thing is we dont welcome them, they come here supported by their 1% lefty friends.
If you criticize this profitable politics endeavour you likely lose social standing in some circles

They hate it, publically they wont say It though.
Your an assblasted loser with no rebuttals.
I feel for you brother.
Yes even with these Third world immigrant shits.
You'll find Rage there lol, I don't know a lot about Bern :p

People here have already taken me in as a Swiss, eat shit. You have no rebuttals.
Of course if I come here it's to fit in with the Swiss. I look very much like them (blonde,light eyes) I'm learning about the history and the culture through talking to people. They invite me to their homes they ask me about America, we go fishing and such. I'm indistinguishable from others Swiss until you hear me speak, which I'm working on :)
Cognitive Dissonance.
But in private they hate them too.
5250 Swiss
Zurich is bad my friend.
Welcome :)

Are AMA threads even allowed? I hope you fags are reporting this redditry

Noice, gonna go to tension though.
You living in kleinbasel ? Tfw i live 800 from where the somalis have stabbed that guy. Somalicide now

>5250 CHF
topkek

Well for them America is evil because of its involvement in wars and shit. And they don't distinguish between the government and the people of couse, but that's a trait that can be found on here as well.

Save me. How do I move to the coziest country on Earth?

Nah I'm from Aargau but I have many friends from Basel so I'm a lot there

Thank bro

Why not? It's very political, I live in Zurich. The most populated city in Switzerland. Ask me anything!
I started working here nearly a year ago, it'll increase to 6500 in the coming months. The first year here was basically a test if I could be an efficient worker. They've congratulated me for my work. Thankfully I live with my girlfriend who her parents let us use their house, we don't pay rent to them just groceries

Is that much for a average Swiss?

Get a degree, apply for some obscure specialist job and apply. That's how I did it.

There is probably a way to do it without a degree, but from outside the EU you need to be really desired by your employer.

Why is that funny?? He makes almost 4600 euros
Or
5420 dollars

Thats a shitton of money

Fucking yes, they think American people means American government.
Get a good degree.
It's literally average wage here.

See his other posts, he's after my head for no good reason.

See ? The "eat shit" attitude is why you can go home.
Go do mandatory service then we can talk about you "learning" culture, we dont need more foreigners pretending to be swiss.
You are foreign blood, concept lost to you kike infested wannabe europeans.
Also good for you that you mistake our hospitality for "making you swiss" pathetic !

Is Switzerland pozzed with social justice?

What are you talking about your mandatory military training is nothing more than some camping in the mountains, don't pretend you are hardcore

Her face, it's so big.

;)

I like big faces and i can't deny

>Of course if I come here it's to fit in with the Swiss. I look very much like them (blonde,light eyes) I'm learning about the history and the culture through talking to people. They invite me to their homes they ask me about America, we go fishing and such. I'm indistinguishable from others Swiss until you hear me speak, which I'm working on :)
topkek, this has to be a fucking swiss troll.

I live in nyc and I've never met a foreigner, european or otherwise, with an indistinguishable accent.

If you ever apply for permanent residency: Would you buy guns, and if yes which ones and where would you go shooting: Shooting clubs and/or private ranges?

>wannabe europeans
T. triple language, fondue-culture with no art

youtu.be/gpDMlIZXAzY
Hearsay

That's not average for someone with a degree. Don't kid yourself

It has a traditional meaning

You don't need permanent residency to buy guns

Are this Swiss as big of cunts irl as they are on here?

Making some good dough and not even paying rent, livin the dream user, have fun


Also i know income tax varies from canton to canton, how much do they jew out of you??

Nothing wrong with what they're doing imo
What right has he to live in Switzerland? The same right a switzerfaggot has to live here, none at all

>not even medkit
You have to go back ...

>I live in nyc and I've never met a foreigner, european or otherwise, with an indistinguishable accent.
You have, you just haven't noticed them.

I've met a handful of Europeans who have accent-less generic North American English.

They just dont want new worlders who believe they can be Swiss

I'm not just specifically referencing this thread. Every time i see a medpack, he is being a smug cunt.

Fucking mountian Jews.

>You have, you just haven't noticed them.
Yeah, this is the cliche that everyone jumps to, but it's simply not true. I know Europeans who have been here since age 12 and still don't sound completely amerian
You just have a bad ear

Hesch Greni gmacht? Ich mues am Mittwoch in WK uf Bure. Pz Bat 29

Oh, yeah. Well that's a combination of no high culture (four languages, no art worth preserving, etc) and the fact their bourgeois culture has stamped out most low class detriments.
They're probably told their whole lives that they've accomplished something by doing what every other nation could do easily

I mean i'm all for mandatory service, i absolutely approve of it, but there's no reason to use it as an argument against an educated individual that contributes to the swiss economy unlike all the browny folks the CH is taking in.

Nei, artillere z biere (lel).
Aber eusi grenis würe dr bode putze mit dem abschuum i dem fade
Dr wiviuti machsch ? Bi bim zweite fengs

>You don't need permanent residency to buy guns
Wrong. You need to have at least permanent residency (Niederlassungbewilligung C).

just seeing some guys from Basel post. Any lads studying here too?

Haha, you're mad because I'm more successful being a newcomer in OUR country. Deal with it.
The most you hear is I'm okay with refugees even though in public they hate them.
He hates me because I'm more successful than him, no worries.
Congrats my friend!
Okay nice for you :)
Yes I will apply for permanent residency. I will get guns and a plane since in the USA I got a license from flight school. My co worker has a gun because he's in a gun club. He invited me to go with him so we can track, it was a fun experience since I hunted in America :)
What would you say is average?
Not too horrible. It's worth every penny though. But don't even think about going to eat, they'll JEW you the fuck out.
What are you studying my friend :)
Alternative Energy here is a big boom