What does Sup Forums think about muh country ?

Tell me everything, Sup Forums.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0jzepk0WA
youtube.com/watch?v=v_iudxvCPpE
youtube.com/watch?v=Jplu9-Wh0zI
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

this mural says it all.

Rule One of French Warfare: You only win when your armies are led by non-french

>Not Electing the salvation of France.
you tell me.

literally algeria

Depends on the region.

go die in a ditch you cheese eating surrendering faggot

your cool. no one cares you fold like a cheap suit. kek

You know why French rifles are so cheap? They get fired once, and then dropped.

but the famas is literally the most expensive rifle you can get in burgerland

The France that helped the usa no longer exists - you killed them all, remember?

ok bonapart was pretty gangster, but w22 was a setback. it's time to get back in the game.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0jzepk0WA

>Be Parisian
>Chimp out and purge all other cultures under Parisian occupation
>Create artificial Masonic meme identity called "French"

Why did your country guarantee the Polish and join the Allies in WWII?

I always respected the French and am mourning your imminent passing.

getting btfo by the nazis in a month will never be lived down

The artist is american. What does that say about your country?

Fuck off and die Paris slime. Never forget the Vergonha

The France that helped us died in 1789.

Cowardice ?

...

Visited a bit back in the early 2000s.
Alsace region, mostly.
I like your people, your history and culture are is fascinating but insular, and your politicians suck.
Not much different than us in that respect.

payback for that retarded statue

France is like Africa of Europe.

Greatest ally on continental Europe

does that even count? you overthrew the government responsible for helping us

History fag here

You frogs only helped the U.S. to spite the UK. Eat my shorts.

Stupid stinky surrender monkeys and niggers.

The French being cowards was a British meme for a long time, we pushed it very hard. Then for some reason Americans picked it up even though the French had only ever helped you fat fucks.

Yeah, 240+ years ago; today you are a bunch of effeminate socialists and have niggers roaming your capital like feral animals

If the situation was reversed I assure you we'd be more upset with ourselves for allowing it, as it should be, since allowing it is a collective decision whereas the artist is just one degenerate.

Paris is cancer. France would be great without Paris.

Fuck off Limey, you guys get BTFO'd by potato niggers and hajis in every war

King Louis the XVI will always be remembered for what he did.

I visited France about a decade ago, before the Muslim invasion. The people were very attractive and the food was better than humanly possible.

You would think that France of all places would be hyper nationalistic and most resistant to efforts to spread (((multiculturalism))). But they're neck in neck with Sweden to prove how terrible things can get and still have their people just shrug and go about lives.

Unless something huge happens, I expect France to collapse sometime in the next few decades. They've sown the seeds of their destruction and are just waiting for the fruits.

sounds like america

I remember a time when those bitches got invaded and we had to go take those bitches city's back and shit

The French/ De Gaulle being totally dependent on the UK/US during most of WWII, then right afterwards not showing any gratitude might have an effect

Your probably a fat fuck

That's god damn right

>Cowardice

I don't get that

France is the only country in that group with a direct land border with germany, not britain or the US

France is bound to be the biggest front in a conflict

They actually didn't play a vital role.

They cheered on from the sidelines because it was Le Cool Thing To Do, contributed no significant support because doing so would have meant that England would have started attacking them again too (durr!), and then years later they gave us some stupid statue.

Allies?I don't know.

France will put there tail between there legs and abandon us

I don't know why the surrender meme stuck

Germany fucking bulldozed France during the blitzkrieg. it bulldozed the British Expeditionary Force. there wasn't an army in Europe that could stop it.

before that, France fought WW I until the end, despite absurd casualties. also during the Napoleonic wars the French Empire conquered practically all of Europe.

We paid for the statue

I swear to God that France will end up dominating Europe.
Brits will end up figuratively closer to the US than to the continent and we'll get rid of the eternal German.
We'll prevail. I know it. See pic related, it's our destiny in the face of Mankind

Like the Chapel of St. Denis, it is a country with a rich history surrounded by a sea of shit due to its own follies. A recurring theme considering how the best of your country end up dying for it one way or another.

Give us back the shipyard damned frogs

>They actually didn't play a vital role.

that's bullshit. the French practically doubled the forces under Washington's command, and additionally gave vital military counsel.

for a long time Washington was obsessed with taking New York back from the British, but his French advisors were against it.

YOU ARE REALLY DUMB

Horseshit. French Navy covered our asses during Yorktown with artillery and pinned down the British Navy with the Spanish. Nevermind the arms and money funding.

You fucking retard

No can do, sorry least worst neighbor

I had some relatives on my mother's side of the family that were beheaded during the French revolution. I have mixed feelings towards the French as I'm proud of my heritage but you also murdered a lot of my family members.

Than again my father's family is German so they murdered a lot of you guys so I guess it's sort of even.

I don't think you're cowards though you just made some poor military decisions which every country has done.

Good Music
youtube.com/watch?v=v_iudxvCPpE

Will you wipe out even more European cultures this time? God forbid anyone not be a Parisian fucking dog

Vous nous avez abandonné

Lafayette survived the French Revolution.

Prideful to a fault, kind of the inverse how most Americans are shameless and willing to sell their soul to which ever Devil gives the most convincing sales pitch. Most Parisians would follow Mama Merkel off a cliff if not to spite everyone else begging them not to.

It's been several years since I was in Paris. Went to this freaky underground pyramid thing, some dumb arch, and another Museum with a shit ton of statues and shit. The Eiffel Tower is a rickety death trap fuck that shit.

Tl;dr the culture of France is overflowing, the architecture of the buildings are phenomenal, I hope France continues to thrive despite Parisians' cancerous attitude against tourists

>Implying """German""" culture is worth preserving
>Implying Wallonia isn't rightful French clay

Once that's done I think we'll rest

T. parisian

Désolé vieux

yeah, and the Brits voted the Conservatives and Winston Churchill out at the conclusion of WW II.

all the civilians of Europe were ingrates.

Our best enemy tbqh, lost count of the number of times we've BTFO each other.

We're both embarrassing today though.

Macron will make France great again.

Terrible engineers.

Who makes a moped with an entire engine that moves?

youtube.com/watch?v=Jplu9-Wh0zI

Horseshit about the Conquering England one. Merely speaking french does not make one French. They were Normanni, descendants of Vikings who fucked the local women. Thats like saying the Quebecois are English merely because they speak it

got us there. DC is pozzed.

we helped them too and then they sunk their own ship blame oursselves and took away our last colonies,

Yeah i better take being reminded as coward

Remember Vendee

Also this,

Millions condemned to painful and terrible deaths because y'all wouldn't extend the Maginot Line another 100 miles

get a room

My only goal in this world is that France survives at least one nano-second more than you.

i'm willing to admit that france helped the us a great deal during our revolution (even if it was only motivated bt thier hate of the brish) but that was 19th century france. Then you guys spent the entire 20th century shitting on your own legacy and herotage to become the chesse eating, fowl smelling, pretintious surender monkeys tou are today and thats not going to change untill you admit it to yourselves. That said i wish you all the best of luck.

france delenda est!

GROSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also this

many people I talk to talk about how weak your country is in battling it's Islam problem. Even the people who generally like your country and the people, still can't believe what you're doing. Though I guess we shouldn't be one to talk since we've let millions of hispanics into the country and now they're on the verge of outbreeding us. So we both have our faults.

The thing about France is the same thing happening around the world.
The french are chauvinistic, they are proud of their country and it's history. Those are the french living outside the big cities.

Within the big cities, you have the big multicultural thing going on. Why? Because people try to cope with a seemingly inevitable reality - cities are where the migrants go, this is where the politicians put their bets on. Big cities have a heavy impact on national elections, because of the high population density.

I've visited a lot of french cities and the smaller ones are "more french". Greatest examples: Epinal and Boulogne-sur-mer (close to Calais) - I've talked to the people there and they are very different to the ones you meet in Paris/Lyon/Marseilles. Go to smaller cities and there you get to meet a more true version of the french.

Anywhere in Europe, avoid the big cities and you meet the real people.

Got no problem with you Frogbro

This.

Everyone takes the piss out of us for London but we still have places that look like they haven't been touched in 200 years in the countryside and unsurprisingly these areas are always right wing.

>Helped win our independence.
>Gifted us iconic statue of liberty.
>Doubled our territory via Louisiana purchase for next to nothing.
>Fought together in both World Wars.

France is our greatest ally, regardless of how much that might piss off my fellow 'Muricans. It's not even close, sorry bongs.

Amen, hace pic related as a token of friendship

They lived in what is part of France today
They spoke the French of that era
They were all Christians
They shared the same culture as the rest of France's northern half ("Oïl" country)
Even the very names those people had (Nicolas, Rémi, Roger, Gautier, Guillaume) are staples of French names

>B-but in a time where centralized nation-states did not even exist they had some political and cultural autonomy, so are not French at all!

Just sweat it off dude, one big conquest isn't a big deal

>Menace and bully Europe at every possible opportunity
>Finally get outmached and defeated
>Bawl and cry for ebil Anglos to rescue you and play victim

French and niggers have historically been very close, because you are indistinguishable.

>t. Parisian
Wow what a surprise. Get bombed

but london and paris are shit, both smell like piss, ass, pakis, muslims, currys, and most of all people shit on the street but hey what do I know is part of living in the city.

The 'coward' meme is completely unknown in Germany.
Cowards aren't necessarily losers. It's just that America evaluates a nation's worth by its military victories.

It's more that Parisians are just thugs and can't win unless they can zerg rush. As soon as they had a neighbor with a bigger population the Parisians couldn't win wars without massive outside help.

France is great.

Amazing culture, helped our revolution, gave us the Statue of Liberty.

The "surrender"meme is only because of WWII. Don't worry about it.

The food is pretty fucking good too.

My dad is an excellent cook and makes cassoulet from time to time. The word "comfy" is overused on Sup Forums but cassoulet is legitimately one of the comfiest foods in the world.

>the Ameriniggers support their Franconigger allies

Really made me think

I fucking hate every french person i have ever met. Angry fucking man children. If you hadn't made a fucking wall that the germans could just walk around then I dont think anyone would hate you but you fucking did.

france was one of the worlds greatest countries of the 1900s (that is saying something considering ww2).

Then in 1981 Miterrand opened up the borders and now it is shit tier.

Africa starts north of the pyrenees.

Je t'aime, France. Tu peux venir ici si tu veux, c'est mieux d'avoir des immigrants français que des réfugiés syriens.

You've got to be some super salty Italian or Portuguese.

No probably not Italian, more like Belgium or Portuguese.

If Macaroni becomes a dictator and/or Jupiter we swear we'll take it all back.

There's no such thing as Belgian, it's an artificial meme identity like French

Whatever you say man. Anyway, good job on the last Euro cup that's probably the only relevant thing your country has achieved in the last hundred years

Your people shouldn't have voted for Macron.

Jefferson and Adams busted their ass to get your royalty to at least let us get gun powder. Two fucking years. They did everything but twist arms.

You might actually want to read up on history before you make statements like that.

We keep refreshing the cowards meme because you keep giving us shit whenever we want to start a multiplayer war. Just join in, Remi. It's not like you're risking anything fighting with the USAF. You don't have to stick around for the full Iraq. It'll be good practice for your troops. Stop larping about the bloodshed and help us blow some people up next time.

Those of us with a bit of awareness know you've got some based blood in you, what with the South of France and that de Gaulle fucker. Just stop triangulating against us like a mini-China and join the party.

You were doing better recently but that's probably just because you liked Obama.

Merci.

French people are just shitty, gay Italians who invented Communism. Italians are better lovers, chefs, and artists, everything that the French people are proud of being.

This is Superpower by 2020 tier mon ami.
Stop living in the past & start fixing your present situation if you want a future.