Brit/pol/ DON'T YOU OPEN THAT TRAP DOOR

>Will you Cross The Line?
crosstheline.co.uk/

>Britain was forced to rely on German airforce to protect UK waters
thesun.co.uk/news/4114784/britain-rely-german-airforce-nato/

>UK and EU still split on citizens' rights
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40715008

>Have we reached 'peak London' as millennials leave in record numbers?
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/30/can-exodus-from-london-be-good-for-britain-reviving-the-regions

>Free movement will end with Brexit, insists UK immigration minister
edition.cnn.com/2017/07/27/europe/brexit-immigration-free-movement/index.html

>Fury as Britain gives £30m aid to fund general election in Kenya which activists fear will end in a bloodbath
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4743152/Fury-Britain-gives-30m-aid-fund-Kenya-s-election.html

>Maltese PM: I'm starting to believe Brexit will not happen
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/28/britain-should-fight-for-second-brexit-referendum-malta-pm

>Luxembourg’s Prime Minister warns of a £54bn Brexit ‘divorce bill’
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/luxembourg-xavier-bettel-prime-minister-54-billion-brexit-divorce-bill-a7867291.html

>Gove says chlorinated chicken would be banned under any UK-US trade deal
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/jul/26/gove-says-chlorinated-chicken-would-be-banned-under-any-uk-us-trade-deal-politics-live
youtube.com/watch?v=f-dapSswWTQ

Is there anything more based than a briton who is a blue fat blob removing migrants with a stick?

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First.

I fucking hate it when people don't really listen to you. Do they even know who's fucking talking. Or they ask a pretend question to pretend to seem interested but it's completely unrelated to what you've just said.

Like today at Walmart I was explaining how Hitler had an almost religious love for Stefanie Rabatsch and how that influenced his decisions similarly to how Christianity would. The cashier looked at me and said something like 'do you have a card with us' and I looked her dead in the eyes and said 'WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING I'VE JUST SAID.' Dumb slut, I bet she's not even read ANYTHING about Hitlers pre war life.

I rated her 1/5 on every point in the Walmart survey you get emailed after each experience, maybe next time she'll be more polite and I like to think I've improved her as a person.

How do you pronounce "scone"?

Is it a hard "O" sound, like in "bread rOll"?

Or with a soft "o" sound, like in "Ken Livingstone"?

In line with the popular meme, I have actually BOUGHT A GUN (cabinet) so I can get some guns.

Get a co-terminous certificate.

/ptg/ is that way mate. Piss off.

Rhymes with gone

WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?

OH GLOBBITS

Who /unexpected but welcome dick growth/ here? I'm 20 so no idea if it's meant to be growing still but I've gained about half an inch length and a quarter inch girth since i last measured a month ago. Also sprouted new facial hair so i look less pubey

name my band

3 Non Blondes

left to right
>mr meat shield
>wheelchair willy
>rootie tootie point and whoops just lost another city

I've only got me shotgun cert at the moment but I am looking, next time round to have a good excuse for a rifle or two.

This time round I think it's a nice over and under for clays and a pump because lol fuck it.


youtube.com/watch?v=TonbD0TWGzU

The Shabbos Goyim.

You can have a section 1 & 2 expire at the same time with a co-terminous license.

Tehran Tehran

Aye but I don't really have a good excuse to have rifles at the moment.

Yank posts are painful to read and make me physically angry.

The point made no sense. The thing with the south west is that it is both homogenous and anti-Marxist bullshit for the most part.

Post who you think should have been the new Doctor Who

Rimlad how did you become activated enough to start thinking about running a public house?

You said you have a shotgun certificate? Why would you need any other justification besides sporting reasons?

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Who do you expect them to vote for?

Fucking British cunts. You are everything bad in this world

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>one eye on the streets
>one eye on the daleks

No bully zone

>'user, did you just say something offensive?'

Was a pub manager when I was younger and parents run a pub when I was growing up

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oh shit forgot the name of the band

Credence Seawater Survival

I don't shoot anything with rifles at the moment.

I probably should fix that, there is a large bore club not far from me but they're full of autists (so I'll fit right in).

>Be American
>Understand that I can shit anywhere, because FREEDUM
>Walk into someone's house, and shit on the floor like the 60% animal I am.
I'm fairly sure we exported humans to the Colonies, how have you managed to reduce yourself to this in 300 years?

Pubs can be a big risk.

Is the one you're looking at a freehold?

I read that part, but usually You're a depressed NEET who doesn't give a fuck about hardly anything. How did you become activated?

He realised he can't run away from his problems?
It runs in his family
Jog on mate.

>Pubs can be a big risk.
I know, like its more to learn business and admin skills than to make my fortune

>Is the one you're looking at a freehold?
No, brewery owned and tied

you're a natural

do it lad

if all else fails turn it into a night club that serves mixed drinks to teen slags

Oh, I thought you meant a .22 calibre not a .50 cal. The closest applicable long bore range to me is in Glasgow (from Newcastle) and is ran by the armed forces.

underrated

>Tied
RUN AWAY.

Lads, I got challenged for ID today when buying a spatula. A fucking spatula.

Shut the fuck up I wasn't talking to you. I'm a depressed nihilistic NEET as well and just wanted to know how he's done it.

Slag.

Anonymongs showing they're just as bad as ptg

Yeh that's a good price and looks in really good condition. The SRAM Rival is about the same as the Shimano 105 and is really quite good. The brakeset is mid level but will do everything you need it to.

Looks smart as well.

Obviously try to knock him down. I'd go in with a cheeky 'Would you take £250 cash tomorrow?' and then meet at £300-320. But even at £350 I'd be pretty happy with it, never ridden a Hoy but they do look good and he wouldn't put his name to shite.

Had a moment of clarity

thanks lad...had to put a fair amount of thought into it but I'm glad you liked it

Nah if I was to shoot rifles again I'd want a .303 and since I played about with one last time I was in the US, a .357 Henry Lever Action.

This is your first day isn't it?

What is the common theme in all three of those user?

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That actually made me chuckle.

I say it like I say phone, with the 'oh' sound. But I'm fine with it any way.

Jesus Christ you people are terrible. It's like you're just a nation of 12 year old attention seekers.

But what was it that became clear?

Yes but you still need to actually go for a run you fat fuck.

If young people love free university so much, why don't we just have a tax that applies only to them to pay for it?

You could set the tax at hmmm, just a stab in the dark, maybe £9,000 per year (or there abouts).
Everyone wins.

What do you think?

Thanks lad

>if all else fails turn it into a night club that serves mixed drinks to teen slags
Cant do that lad, its not kosher

give credit to some britanon who posted it this morning

>This is your first day isn't it?

No.

I know bit like I said its to learn business and admin skills than to make my fortune

High quality post right here

youtube.com/watch?v=0xrFux7Rt-U
Bloody hell, he does well here. Agreed with everything he said to be honest.

Call your pub The Red Dwarf or some other subtle in-joke

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Rimmer buying a pub.. He couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

Are you joking user? That's literally fascism! This is a good communist society, we need to make the working class pay so the middle class can get an education.

Taking on the lease of a tied pub is a big risk m8.
If you don't mind my asking, roughly what terms are they looking for? An upfront payment?

I le see what you did there

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He painfully lacks charisma but this single speech is more meaningful than any of Farage's in the EU parliament.

youtube.com/watch?v=kmDuPccLON4

Fuck that, I'll teach you business and admin skills. Don't get involved with any breweries apart from small local ones. 10 pub max I'd say.

Russell Howard.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT MYSELF

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>Charging 18 year olds £9,000 a year upfront
What is this retardation?

this

wewlad

It's a shame actually, he comes across as such a terrible salesman.

Been thinking about how I'm going to make money and get out the situation I've let myself get in. Took a lot of introspection but I've got there in the end. That's why I'm thinking about a sales job as well, so may only do the pub thing for 6 months to a year. Thought about a business plan in my head, I may fail but at least I tried and did it my way

it's beautiful

someone explain pls

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Good luck lad.

If you ever need to summon me for advice, help or anything else, speak of Renovations user.

Quality post my man

Good luck, Rimlad. And I meant know offence with my questions as the other user seemed to imply. I was asking genuinely.

I don't get it.

But wait, are you saying that (this particular form of) taxation harms the economy in the long term by putting people off from investing in the future? So taxation, like, fundamentally harms the economy?

Renaming pubs is bad luck. But would do that if I could

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No it's not you fucking retard. They always vote for Left wing parties with anti-British pro-multiculturalism policies (Tory, Lib Dems, and Labour make up pretty much all of the vote).

If you really think that setting up a white ethno-state is going to solve the deep seeded problems with the UK then you're an idiot. I really don't see how I can make it any simpler for you. NO part of the UK is anti-Marxist. EVERY part of the UK is infected with white-guilt thinking and a complete and total degradation to society. But just because there's a couple of racist people in the south west you think you're going to create some white Utopia and all the issues of modern Britain are going to vanish. Your attitude is completely wrong and you need to have a serious think about what it is that is wrong with modern Britain.

I'm not going to reply to you anymore because it's a complete waste of time dumbing it down for you.

wow thanks for all the positive support anons, I'll continue making high quality posts in the future

It's a joke from Credence Clearwater Survival (CCR), a band here in america

basically it was decided here that hopefully the americans could survive an invasion across the english channel

Mate I wasn't implying you were being offensive. The joke is that Rimmer runs. The original post had three references to running.

Maybe it wasn't all that funny.

It does look smart, the only thing putting me off is it's a bit flashy looking, i'd much prefer a darker inconspicuous model.

Also I want to put mudguards, rack and pannier on the back so i'm thinking, the Hoy isn't really designed for the added weight and will handle badly and I should get something more like pic related. Am I being unreasonable? I don't want to lower my sperm count even further, I have a duty to the white race.

Good luck, lad. I'm almost inspired.

Go gym, go church (catholic and in latin), and read some classics
goodreads.com/book/show/424268.Ride_the_Tiger

Start with that

What if we renamed it for you?

Which one of your posts was sarcasm and which one was just snark?

Who was it? Can't see link anymore

Its not a leasehold agreement. Its a management contract with profit sharing incentive. Roughly its I get 25-30% of the net profits minus the wages. But the brewery pay for everything else, eg if anything needs fixing etc. Also its only a weeks turnover as a deposit for the contract

I know. Got indoctrinated into believing he was 'literally Hitler' back in my school days. Most of what he said turned out to be true. This really is a dead country.

Post brit/pol/ pub names please.

>the autist's rest
>shit post
>nonce and Nazi