The Solar Eclipse Could Mean Disaster for Trump, According to Astrologers

Buh-bye, Drumpfy.

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They're really grasping for straws now aren't they. What happened to those dumb "witches" casting "spells" hahaha

Poopy Plumpf is done.

Say it with me, Sup Forums!

Wtf I can't believe I voted Drumpf. I'm such a fucking moron his bigoted lies

>according to astrologers
did newsweek really publish this?

>the trump curse is going to extinguish the sun
Nice knowing you all.

Liberal Witches and Warlocks have been casting spells since he took office. When the darkness falls across the land, so shall Drumpfy! When the light of the sun graces our eyes again, it WILL be HER turn!!!!!

Bank of America mural created in 1992.
spooky.

It wouldn't surprise me if they started practicing haruspicy.

They sure did.

Fuck everyone coming up here for the eclipse. You niggers are going to trash my town for a fucking week. Go back home, nobody likes you

Our senile brain-dead overlords are very superstitious.

Plant Bombs

IM WITH HER!!!

isn't this at the Denver int'l airport?

It also means the end for America

WE SHALL BLACKEN THE SUN IN HIS NAME, THEN BLIND THE WORLD IN OUR GLORY

BLUMMMMMMMPF

WATCH FROM AMONG THE PEONS OR ON THE CLIFFS, THE WORLD SHALL BURN FROM OUR CAUSE

WE SHALL BRING OBSCURITY INTO DARKNESS, AND FROM DARKNESS WE SHALL SHOW THE LIGHT

It's over for him, drumpf's finished.

Liberals finally win with their anti-sun powers.
Good game astrofags.

AS THE BLACK SUN RISES, WE SHALL HERALD THE BEGINNING OF THE END. WATCH THE WORLD ROIL AND BEG FOR MERCY, ONLY TO FIND THERE IS NO HOPE

wtf i hate the sun now

THE BLACK SUN WILL RISE

THE SPIRIT OF HITLER AWAKENS.

Hmmm, I think he should look into getting a new job.

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SOON, BROTHER. TAKE CARE FOR THEY CAN NOT KNOW WHAT WE POSSESS

I don't know why he would make a 100% concrete prediction on a highly publicized near future two possibility event where one of the possibilities would prove him wrong given that he had to personally know he didn't really have magical powers. If I was going to make a living off of pretending I was psychic I would probably stick to predictions like "2018 will be filled with turmoil."

What did he mean by this ?

It's going to be a disaster for the left when he activates his crimson behelit

The Grim is with her?

>When a bunch of retards on Sup Forums drive the world insane

or change?

>surely THIS time Drumpf will go down

WE EXIST IN CONSTANT CHANGE. CHANGE WILL OCCUR -- IT WILL BE DEVOID OF LOVE, HOPE, AND CAST OUT OF ONLY DESPAIR AND FEAR

>we can start making 'Trump did nothing wrong jokes'

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Oh! So done!
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To be fair, it was a really safe bet at the time.

>astrology
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>mexican intellectuals

wtf, i hate drumpf now

I wonder if they know they are going up against the consciousness of God's daughter, who physically posses the ability to exist and not exist at the same time.