Scotland, please leave the UK in 2018 and join the EU

Scotland, please leave the UK in 2018 and join the EU
Northern Ireland can come, too.
We have Schnitzel and Strudel for everyone

Yes because we sovie- I mean Europeans need more country's

Keep us out of your EU maps. Thanks

Yeah you guys always get lumped in with the Swedes. It's not fair. St. Breivik and Varg are Norwegian.

Wait, another referendum?

Pretty sure this cucks voted and that's it. The end.

Or not?

NO Scotland you will be a MARITME Province of CANADA,

Why would you want Scotland when they'd just be another gibs country?

NO Scotland Must be a Maritime Province of CANADA

I'm not even Europe and it's funny how many people try to spin the narrative that the U.K. is loosing out on brexit. They voted to leave because most of the EU feeds off the UKS success. And people call Americans dumb

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Also your daughters will be raped by dirty Muslims, and you will be sent to jail if you don't like it :^)

Belongs to the UK because the UK found it, not Scotland.

>that oil
I think we found our 51st state.

EU will make you slaves.

>U.K. is loosing out on brexit
>And people call Americans dumb
What did you do wrong here?

Christ, are you krauts really still this buttblasted over Brexit? You can fuck off with that shit mate, we'll never join you.

Can't wait till the EU crashes and burns desu

>Schnitzel
Rada Rada?

>We have Schnitzel and Strudel for everyone
but no more brats...

Welcome to Independentist, they won't take a "No" for answer.

in Scottish waters u dope

Very little is actually within 12 nautical miles of Scotland.

Just drain the offshore oil fields and store it on shore before you leave the UK

>scots
>working enough to do that

Nice joke.