Dog just died a few minutes ago. Fine yesterday. Suddenly she had the shits and was shaking and stuff today, wouldn't get up for anything. Had her for 13 years.
>y'all are insufferable >y'all this can only be a proxy
Ian Edwards
>y'all are insufferable >y'all
>insufferable
Angel Kelly
double, double doubles?
Jason Wood
oh shit
Jonathan Anderson
People go to /ptg/, shitpost, then come back here to laugh at the Ameritards giving them (You)'s then you do the exact same thing, not even for unique bait.
James Baker
wat
Eli Lewis
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Joshua Sanchez
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Tyler Edwards
Don't give (You)'s to mongs or else before you know it, 3 lardtards will manage to derail the thread if /ptg/ is any indication.
Carson Peterson
..
Dylan Hughes
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Nolan Butler
Brit/pol/ is already full of faggot tripfags, even amerilards couldnt make it any worse
Levi Taylor
>Tony Blair’s hubris syndrome started to develop over NATO’s bombing of Kosovo in 1999, 2 years after coming into office. At one stage President Clinton angrily told Blair to ‘pull himself together’ and halt ‘domestic grandstanding’. He was starting to display excessive pride in his own judgements. One of Clinton’s aides mocked Blair’s ‘Churchillian tone’ and one of his officials, who frequently saw Blair said of him, ‘Tony is doing too much, he’s overdoing it and he’s overplaying his hand’. Another of Clinton’s staff accused Blair of ‘sprinkling too much adrenalin on his cornflakes’ (Owen, 2008) and it is noticeable how often this hormone, called epinephrine in the US, and secreted by the adrenal gland is referred to when lay people discuss manic or hubristic behaviour. After the dramatic collapse of the Twin Towers in New York on 11 September 2001, Blair responded with hyperactive travel and hyperbolic speeches. The historian, Lord Morgan, described him speaking to the Labour Party Conference: ‘He seemed a political Colossus, half Caesar, half Messiah’. Bush and Blair’s religious fervour coincided over Iraq. In 2006 on television, Blair said over Iraq: ‘If you have faith about these things then you realize that judgement is made by other people. If you believe in God, it’s made by God as well’.
>At one stage President Clinton angrily told Blair to ‘pull himself together’ and halt ‘domestic grandstanding’. >Another of Clinton’s staff accused Blair of ‘sprinkling too much adrenalin on his cornflakes’ Fucking hell my sides Why am I only learning of this now?
James Gomez
could really use you lads in /brit/ we have a big get coming up
Alexander Walker
Bumping you cunts.
Alexander Miller
>/brit/ Literally whomst've?
Christopher Miller
I tried to Rule Britannia a win but failed.
Jayden Brooks
>Luxembourgs prime cuck Hmm why is that German and sometimes French at times small town trying to shake it cock in our faces? Toothpaste tubes get squeezed especially fags, that steal the brutes (Nedercucks) flag.
Why would any mainland cuck steal another cuck flag?? Netherlands has a gross language and loads of half/25% niggers running around.
Brexit divides parties and the nation. It drives people apart and creates needless mayhem. Worst of all, it diverts attention from what really matters.
The divide was largely manufactured by extremists who had a very particular and warped agenda. They cynically reframed all the challenges we face to make it seem like leaving the EU would magically fix everything.
The reality is the have-nots and the left-behinds - who leavers like Iain Duncan Smith were shedding crocodile tears about during the referendum canmpaign, will not be helped by Brexit and indeed may well be seriously harmed by it.
Brexit won't fix our broken NHS or our imploding education system. It won't solve our healthcare or social care problems or the growing problems of homelessness and childhood poverty.
It does nothing to address the serious challenges posed by globalisation and automation, and a possible impending global financial crash.
What it will do is take up enormous amounts of government ministers' and civil service time, as well as use up huge amounts of taxpayers money, while we try to reinvent ourselves outside of the EU.
It is an entirely ideologically-driven and irrelevant action that serves no function other than to divert attention from the very real issues that are blighting so many people's lives and will continue to do so for years, if not decades, to come.
Owen Russell
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Sorry to hear, had to get mine put down just over a month back. Worst day of my life.
I'm going to the gym in half an hour. Hope I don't get radicalised.
I mean it's the one place where people of all races and social classes meet and put aside their differences to get fit, but who knows - I might end up murdering someone tonight.
I hope the police get more money in their budget so they can make more useful videos.
Bentley Turner
Please turn yourself in now. Don't risk becoming an extremist. There's help out there you can get
John Morris
What's with this roleplay?
Ethan Jackson
I'm not roleplaying. I don't want him to cross the line
Ayden Morgan
>preventing extremism MI6?
Jeremiah Barnes
Just from the goodness of my heart. We all know what happens when you start going to the gym. I'm trying to save lives here
Dylan Jones
crosstheline.co.uk
Bentley Kelly
You can't fool me you dirty government employee. I can smell the lack of neetness on you.
Jace Sullivan
Damn lad you caught me
Jack Peterson
strumming is easy lad. i'm sure you could learn to play that. finger-picking is another matter, takes a lot of practice.
Bentley Rivera
Going to the gym is ok though Just DON'T talk to anyone Even pretty girls can radicalise
If you see a group of people going to the pub after the gym, or asking you to join, report them immediately to GCHQ
Lincoln Lopez
I fucking knew it.
Owen Walker
Women might radicalise you into parenthood, be careful.
Nathaniel Edwards
Breakfast time.
Grayson Wright
You FAT fuck
Brandon Gray
I don't want the past back. I just want a different future.
Obviously I'd rather not have shit like smog and disease and child workers and no technology. But with modernity I wish to keep England's pleasant pastures green.
But soon our fair land will be one gray council estate to house Muhammed and Jamal.
Connor Thompson
>our broken NHS or our imploding education system. >posting from the Pihillipines.
well done, tagalog chugalot.
Josiah Roberts
He's just curing his yellow fever
Ayden Gutierrez
My arse is full of mushroom coloured cum with jelly bits in it
Thomas Thomas
So my friend just pulled off a brilliant plan
He's a paranoid fuck but it pays off. One night he gets mugged and he hands over a dummy wallet containing worthlless fake money and fake credit cards and debit cards, all while his real wallet is safely hidden in a bag up his arse. He also hands over a worthless dummy iphone
>tfw thought nofap was a meme >don't fap for 2 weeks >literally skyrocketed in confidence Shame that I'm still not attractive but I feel so much better holy shit.
1:) Don't always ask them if they are OK 2:) Don't always offer to help 3:) Don't always jump to their aid when they need help, always do it slightly reluctantly, make them work for it. 4:) Always appear a bit mysterious and blurry to them, don't tell them your life story 5:) If they say "are you looking at my ass or tits", say yes, followed by "you'd be upset if I didn't". 6:) If they mention they have a boyfriend, say "brave bastard". 7:) If they are in a bad mood, ignore them 8:) If they keep talking about something you have no interest in, say it.
Women generally are sub-consciously attracted to mean clinical arseholes with a element of good.
Caleb Hernandez
Anyone else worried about our sperm count and the further feminization of men in this country
Jackson Torres
yes I can I will then report "if you dont watch out, they will be unleashed onto you"
Jonathan Long
Lads what benefits can I get for anxiety and confidence issues/possible bipolar. What is the process for being diagnosed? Multiple sessions with a psychiatrist? It's holding my life back and I cant go on like this any longer
Ryder Jackson
Depends what ethnicity you are
Ian Brown
White male. I had an interview on Friday and bottled it, couldn't go in. Just uturned and went home. Crippling. Can't look folk in the eye
Jeremiah Gray
Another day gone. Another shitskin born. One step closer to our nation's death. Is this life is even worth the breath?
Elijah Garcia
if your white about 3 pound
Gavin Stewart
Blame it on all the estrogen pissed into the water by pilled up women.
Josiah Thomas
>Dyson wants a Brexit-exemption for farming. >Tim Martin (Wetherspoons) wants an exemption for bar staff. >Farage got his kids German passports.
What did Brexiteers mean by this?
Carter Davis
We don't have that problem in the North East because our tap water is HARD WATER.
>vote for Brexit >get more non-EU immigration as a result
Jordan Robinson
How about you give me that Sudetenland you spineless bastard?
Robert Anderson
>no longer having to kowtow to ridiculous EU """human""" """rights""" laws and be able to control our own borders somehow means more immigration of any kind
Chase Perry
EU immigration may as well be outside EU immigration What with all the refugees and that
Evan Mitchell
So I appreciate and feel like I understand British people in general but I feel like I have to ask an important question...
If you want to be great again, why not start increasing your military funding, especially in your navy. Shit, our navy here in the states would be nothing compared to your guys' navy if you actually gave a damn about it..
Britain is an island. Islands tend to dominate surrounding seas. America is an continent. Continents tend to dominate surrounding lands.
My point is that investing in your navy starting RIGHT NOW would allow you guys to easily defeat us Americans (I reckon) by 2019 at the latest.
Evan Jones
>My point is that investing in your navy starting RIGHT NOW would allow you guys to easily defeat us Americans (I reckon) by 2019 at the latest Sorry I meant that you could easily defeat us americans at sea starting in 2019
