Be a eurofag

>be a eurofag
>governement bans transfats
>literally too stupid to make your own decisions on what to eat
>not allowed to eat delicious food
>forced by government to eat grass covered shit-tier garbage meats
i know the meme is to go "lol fat americans' but you would be fat too if you know how fucking amazing american food is without being cucked by the government
americans would be thin as hell too if all our food tasted like that european shit.

America has the best food of any country I've visited.

The restaurants in Europe literally microwave shit in front of you. Unless you're going to a 3 star restaurant in Paris the food in europe tastes like garbage.

I thought trans fats get created when you heat an oil to smoking point - so anything fried technically contains trans fats.

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Burgers and other shit taste like shit for me. Maybe for 12yo it's tasty, but not for me

>i dont like it, too many strange different flavors all at once!
>i only like what im used to, rice and dirt

No, I like salads and meat. Now go eat some shitty commercial food with fake taste and get yourself ulcer.

Am American and can confirm

>a burger is literally a salad and meat between two pieces of bread.

Trans fats only affect heart health really. They're artificial fats made through hydrogenating natural fats that spoil easy. """Sugar""" and carbs make people fat, not calories as much. They used to feed prisoners a 5000 calorie diet in an experiment and they only gained 1-2 pounds max (and it leveled off) after some time during the old days before the American Standard Diet and heavily processed foods were a staple in American culture.

>piling all that stuff on your burger distracting from the natural flavour of the beef.

American "cuisine".

Feel bad for the Krauts not being able to eat sausage anymore in fear of offending mudslimes

Add some blue cheese to that and you've got a 10/10 burger

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No burgers are made from some shitty chickens on tons of antibiotics, and from cheap shitty salad. Do you really believe that corporations make it from good raw materials, leftie?

Looks like shit, really.

I love potato knishes.

Cheesedogs.

See here Sup Forums, an Amerifat that's never been to Europe.

That's a really sad looking burger.

>transfats verboten in jewrope

The eurofags outlawed sjws and tumblrfags?

Nice

Empanadillas de broccoli.

>not enjoying trying different variations on meals you'll eat thousands of in a life time

REEE U JUST WANT TO EAT MURICAN BURGER N SHEIT

That looks pretty depressing tbqh famalam

Are you a jew, then? Only Eastern Europeans and Jews eat those.

>they look like vomit BEFORE you eat them!

Wow the future's so bright!

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You know you can still have cisfats - which are better for you.
And you can just heat up a cis fat to make trans.

>chicken

que?

What I wanna know is, why do Euros keep bringing up their food is 100% GMO free like a bragging point? Why are they afraid of GMOs?

Fag.

>Variations
>Shitty chickens on antibiotics from chink factory with whole variety or shitty vegetables from chink variety. Also that beautiful bun that contains nothing but carbohydrates

Wat?

>blue cheese crumbles
aww hell yeah.
have you ever had a fucking brisket burger with cole slaw on it?
unf, fucking makes me american cock rock hard at how good it is. fucking eurocucks will NEVER know. what good food tastes like.

whats that yellow shit.

That was also my experience in Europe. A lot of the food tastes microwaved.

Is this normal?

Fuckoff ratboygenius

It's ground beef with spices. Either you got a shitty burger from some fastfood shithole or you don't like meat.

>Vegetables from chink factory
Fixed myself

The magic and the mystery...

They also don't change oil

Fries and ribs.

...because you can somehow only make eggs, bacon, cheese, salad and burgers in the US?

>Beef on antibiotics from chink factory instead of chicken on antibiotics from chink factory
THATS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PRODUCT

Why were the British incapable of developing any form of cuisine beyond tea? The most known British chef is known for beef wellington, literally beef wrapped in pastry. Not exactly the most exciting dish nor is it creative in any way.

>have you ever had a fucking brisket burger with cole slaw on it?
I've had a brisket burger but not with coleslaw on it. I'll have to try that, sounds really good.

How do you feel, user? Hungry?

This, Eurocucks don't will never understand barbecue.

No?
Most the places I went to, you could look into the kitchen.
If you can't do that you shouldn't eat there.

>beyond tea

they took that from the Chinese

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The older British cuisine which existed prior to industrialisation is really good.
The problem, I think, is when people because obsessed with cooking the crap out of meat to make sure it is safe.

Great when you're in the 19th century and don't have good food transport, not needed in the modern age with refrigeration.

I'd say that I wish I could choke you to death thru the internet, but if this is the kind of shit you eat, you won't be long for this earth anyway.

>still eating burgers
Name a more perfect sandwich.

The British are heavily traditional. They don't get rid of their queen, they don't innovate food culture, they don't stop experimenting with socialistic policies that have slowed their growth and prevented them from being dominant in native industries like computer science.

No. Shall I?

>Why were the British incapable of developing any form of cuisine beyond tea?
Their food is bland and depressing just like their people.

Just go to your local butcher and get some 80/20 chuck you sperg.

Some cities do food especially well even by American standards. Chicago is just a nonstop avalanche of incredible food. A veritable cornucopia. A real smorgasbord. I basically had to cut out of society for 2 years to get shredded for bodybuilding. There's something in the air here, it shouldn't have taken that long. I almost got PTSD from it

That meat looks like it came from a can.

>burgers
>shitty chicken on tons of antibiotics


What?

Of course they don't you mong, where did I say that mcdonalds is top tier American food? That's like calling Taco Bell authentic mexican food.

I love gyros. They sell them for cheap (in my area) close to my home, at a deli.

You have a weak stomach.

I will do that. And you will eat meat from chink factory

It'd still be cattle from CFO, raised and fattened on corn.

hows the BBQ look?

>Chicago is just a nonstop avalanche of incredible food.
The food is great assuming you live long enough to eat it.

You're to retarded to know that they give tons of antibiotics and farma shit to this cows/chickens on chink factories?

burgers come in all shapes and freedom
do you hate freedom?

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>Eating carbs.
>2017.


You guys are cunts to your own health and you deserve all the shit coming for you for insisting on eating that crap.

those are cow balls aren't they?

I'd still eat it

It looks like someone's poo and larvae

>the atlanta
>has wisconsin cheddar
What do cheddar and bacon have anything to do with Atlanta? Fucking dumb as hell. Should be some kind of picnic BBQ/nigger food theme to an Atlanta burger, not generic bacon and god damn fucking cheddar.

>2017
>Falling for diet meme

chicken hearts

one for every dead chicken

Carbs are good you beta male fuck. You just going to be a skinny little faggot? Carbs help build muscle along with protein.

What a dumb fuckin pussy.

europeans have regressed back to a state of infantilism

I'm obsessed with Indian food. I like the excessive spice and heat. I get pic related in the shop below my apartment for $3.

You sound jealous, Sven.

what's wrong? it's from a cheese company

nice

Wendys, right?

>2017
>Dying in 60 years from heart failure

Wendy's all the way.

Yes.

>Carbs help to build muscles
American education

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>Sven
American geography knowledge

Do you know how many people are practising a Vatican-based religion in Europe? So many globalists!

You're gonna die in 10 years because of Europe's new Hitler remake. Stop being such a cuck. Asians are high on carbs and are they fat?

Right, you're poor little country has such a great education. Carbs do help build muscle when you want to gain mass.

Stupid pussy fuck. Russia's little bitch.

As long as Trans fats are limited, and enough omega 3 is consumed to balance the ratio of omega 6s to 3s, your heart should be all right, even if you're a fat shit. Exercise also helps.

Empanadas have an American soul

Only lazy fags become fat and only literal fags worry about diet. As long as you put your muscles to work regularly, you're fine.
If you work in a office cublice, you have no choice but attending a gym. Otherwise there's no reason to attend one too.

>American
That's Puerto Rico dumbass

Burgers aren't very good. But since we have more food options than just fucking potatoes and chicken every fucking meal and we have the freedom to choose, we eat more

European food consists of fish soaked in lye and rotten cheese and baked beans on toast. American pizza blows Italian pizza out of the water.