/vg/ - Venezuela General - Hotwheels Edition

Civil War is about to start in Venezuela.

>TODAY'S HAPPENINGSBomb goes off in Plaza Francia on Altamira against the Regime's Police Forces.
twitter.com/RayliLujan/status/891707028690882560
>GNB speaking that police officers injured in the explosion of earlier suffered burns of all possible degrees
twitter.com/AlbertoRT51/status/891823557566705668
>Venezuelan officials killed as the Constituyente's voting process starts.
archive.li/8I3iy
>Clashes reported on El Paraíso, Caracas
twitter.com/GuarimbaSiHay/status/891627285173854208
>Snipers being deployed on Vegas de Tariba, Táchira.
twitter.com/AlbertoRT51/status/891708367235932160
>Venezuelan user reports paramilitary forces near his house
>Mercosur is now analyzing the Expulsion of Venezuela based on the Ushuaia Protocol by the country's corrupt democratic pillars
twitter.com/AlbertoRT51/status/891821510314348544
>EU president says he does not recognize the result of the election
twitter.com/AlbertoRT51/status/891821399375040512
>"El Pais" reports that only 7% of the Venezuelans registered to vote went to exercise it.
elpais.com/internacional/2017/07/30/actualidad/1501400955_927167.html
>13 yo and 17 yo shot dead by government's forces.
twitter.com/AFPespanol/status/891761276631883777
>Tibisay Lucena, CNE's president, just stated that 99% of the population has voted.
[YouTube] Tibisay Lucena: El 99% de la población venezolana está votando
>ANC's candidate José Félix Pineda killed at his home.
>US to impose sanctions against Venezuelan oil industry.
twitter.com/WSJ/status/891767624186593280
>Video from protests at El Paraíso.
[YouTube] #30Jul El Paraíso en Resistencia contra la Constituyente de Nicolás Maduro en Venezuela

QUICK RUNDOWN (sry for AJ)
twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/891690923779739648

LIVEMAP:
venezuela.liveuamap.com/

God bless Venezuela and its people!

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DIY weapons for venezolANOS
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Sorry, fucked up the YT links in OP... correction here:
>Video from protests at El Paraíso.
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>Tibisay Lucena, CNE's president, just stated that 99% of the population has voted.
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Are there even enough Chavistas for there to be a Civil War? It looks like 80% or so of the country hates Maduro.

I'm thinking coup looks most likely. There's got to be some generals who are getting tired of these. Or are they all selected from the most loyal cadres?

Venezuelans need to start raiding police stations with knives and other weapons in order to seize weapons for their country.

Firebomb all commieshits.

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here to post qts and awnser questions, shoot.

We need more homemade weapons, user, where you at?

Also, will the ammonia+bleach meme work as a weapon?

SMASH THE RED PLAGUE NOW

One of the most funny things is that Venezuela has more generals than USA.
The military will split and what could happen when the military splits?

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Depends, what sides will it split in? What side is bigger?

Also, bumping with DINA

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this remind me to metal slug

How big is your dick?

USA's state department has condemned the imposition of a communist constitution and urges other countries in the hemisphere to take action

What do they mean with "action"?

Sec guy in the background on the left reminds me of good old zergface, kek

This is in Lechería not Caracas

i wanna make a stupid question:
Why hasent any country make a militar intervention?

How long until A.N. Boots on the ground?

It's too early for that, and the situation has to escalate more.

Does this qualify as civil war yet?

Venezuela has the biggest military gear stock (discounting Brazil) in Latin America

It does not matter if some of their gear lacks of replacement parts and it's malfunctioning; still their gear is fearsome

like 7 inches idk its thick

Ok, thanks for correction.

Just sanctions probably. The Senate would never approve military action.

It's like Ukraine......

It has nothing to do with that, nobody wants to risk reelection and cause an international furor by invading Venezuela. The government can't control a bunch of disarmed rioters, let alone defend against a well trained and armed invasion force.

the military is pro government.almost all of them are corrupt as fuck and know the moment maduro and company leaves they are fucked.

Here is the STRATEGIC INTELLIGENCE NETWORK
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RESIST, VENEZUELA!!

Death to commies long live freedom praise Kek

Are you lads Cuba tier yet or can you still get some toilet paper?

How many sacks of rice she costs?

Since today they're continental Cuba

I haven't even food for this week, still waiting for some to arrive in the town.

when was the last time you ate?

OC
Is it any good?

There are fascist Venezuelan groups fighting.

Anyone redpill me on all the factions at play right now?

Are they flooding the border regions of Columbia even more or has Columbia cracked down?

God almighty lad, godspeed. I hope my Venezuelan friend is not in Venezuela right now. Its remarkable you have internet but not food, have you eaten in today? Are people hunting rats, dogs, and cats for food now like most situations like this?

Fucking commies, they wish this on everyone! After shit hits the fan they go into exile to Europe.

What's a decent toilet paper substitute? Newsprint is the best option I can think of at the moment.

Pretty sure that'd kill more people trying to make it than it'd kill communists you throw it at.

Sad man, come to my house if you are white

Is Oscar Perez /ourguy/?

For spanish:
ammonia = amoniaco
bleach = lejía

Llenar 3/4 de la botella (de cristal o vídrio)

People in very very poor countries I have been too simply washed their asses or leafs. I don't think they are quite there yet for the most part. If you have breadlines then newspaper is a luxury.

Anyone got an idea where this is? According to some people on twitter, journalists are getting arrested but I'm not sure what to make of this.

>muh chemical weapons
>deep state makes NATO strike protesters

Maybe

Kek, I love this joke but people in Venezuela might try it lad.

Don't do this. Guys are already starving.

knowing where venezuela is going, their version of pravda will do the job

Colombian officials have traveled to Turkey in order to learn how the later has managed to attend the flow of refugees from Syria and they have stated in a few ocasions that they expect the arrival of at least one million of venezuelans.

Cities near the border are collapsing because in the end our goverment is just inefficient and dumb; one of the most circulating stories is the one regarding to venezuelan sex workers who charge much less than local sex workers, (one example is charging less than 10 dollars)

>implying that scares the US
It's a matter of relevance. Shit would really need to pop off in Venezuela for us to feel it was worth getting involved to the point of military intervention.

Why the fuck do we have all those international organizations for? There must be like a dozen organizations for Latin American peace, cooperation, and they are doing nothing to stop the violence? It just goes to prove that such organizations are merely to drain money and give jobs to leftist bureaucrats.

Or take a shower?

I just finished eating pancakes made with homemade flour with bananas

So you're literally waiting on a government ration or else you starve, but at the same time can afford internet and a computer?

Communism, not even ONCE.

The only deterrent is the domestic political ruckus it would cause

The Government and their guns vs. Not the government. The "not the government" side ranges from dissenting chavistas to far right nationalists. Most of the opposition is center left though.

that would scare usa, there are many parallels to the syrian conflict
>backing of russia, china, iran
>former commie officers out there (i.e. cubans)
>guerrilla forces willing to support the regime (farc, eln just like hezbollah)
>neighbor governments who do not cooperate fully (colombia)

Again, this web has 22 Gb of data, guides, photos and manuals on basically everything. I think it has manuals to build and use guns.
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(this is not a TOR site, it is a copy on the internet)

> If you have breadlines then newspaper is a luxury.

A government that wants to stay alive will make sure the propaganda keeps flowing. My concern is that they'll switch over to electronic means. Phones are superior to print delivery in every way but ass-wiping.

Good point.

>.onion

Do you remember how the US denied that Iraq was in civil war?

I think right before a civil war people say it isn't a civil war.

>implying colombia doesn't do exactly what the US wants 100% of the time
And the US military has been involved in Syria since day one so that's a horrible example.

noticed the .onion.to IDIOT?

.TO is a fucking normal top level domain faggot

I don't know if Colombia can stop them, but once the shooting stops and they go below two meals a day things are going to get hairy. I hope they block off the border soon before it is too late.

The issue is that soap is more available than toilet paper in most cases but it is still very scarce in bad places like that. Very very scarce. You can get sick if you aren't careful then a lack of medical supplies could kill you.

Are people hunting pets and rats?

I'm saying most people won't have tons of it if things get really really bad.

this is valuable info thanks lad

.to lets you use .onion without other programs

Our left wing media will go on not admitting it as long as possible since it's also admitting the total failure of a socialist regime.

How much can I purchase a Venezuelan qt for?

Tonga is a weird place.

Not really but sort of.

Yeah, because they're running low on water but their indoor plumbing infrastructure is just fine.

I understand you can cash out dollars easily, there is any way I can send you some?

As soon as we arm the rebels

No
Colombia not always comply fully with what USA asks
One little example, the guerrillas demanded to stop air spreading their coca crops with glyphosate in order to "broker a peace deal", the colombian government accepted and now Trump has sent the message to start spreading them again... but the colombian cabinet insists in not spreading

That "colombia does what USA orders" is an old latinamerican commietard meme

>The want democracy
>don't want people to vote

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La Constituyente si va ;^)

There was another hoax in Sup Forums like the ammonia bleach one, it was something like...

>Get plastic bottle
>Get pool cleaner soap
>Get some kind of alcohol with isopropilic shit
>Pour all in plastic bottle
It made a timebomb made with fire that cannot be extinguished with water

Any pics? It was baited as a cool coloured shit on a bottle

Maybe, but there are benefits of a civil war. You get an easy scape goat on the other side.

I take a shower after.

water

kill this kind of commies

>Shots fired on the streets in Maracaibo Av. El Milagro
twitter.com/equinteroVV/status/891858555426533376

Strangely some places have access to at least clean water but not toilet paper because of inability to import. I think they probably have to do that.

To keep or for a fuck? I don't think they are selling them but

weak bait la'

>just cause: real life edition is about to begin
oh boy

The constituyente is an illegal process because it doesn't follow the constitution.
Kill yourself.

Si te encanta tanto el progresismo, porque no te vas a vivir a cuba, bolche puto?

So toilet paper and soap are very scarce, right? Are people eating cats and dogs?

They were eating zoo animals and rats. They moved beyond cats and dogs.

>but the colombian cabinet insists in not spreading
Then the Colombian cabinet is lying.

Sec forces (Nat. Guard?) storming a hotel

I'm wondering how far they will get before they snap. North Koreans and Soviets would mix a bunch of sawdust and the inner parts of trees into bread and stews for a filling effect. I am wondering if they are at that stage yet.

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>lying
what do you mean with that?

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I could buy some food that can be found in the black market, but that's more expensive, i really thank you for your help, i'm not lying if i tell you i'm weeping, god bless you