Venezuelan General /vg/ - 8 Million Streetmemes Edition

Civil War is about to start in Venezuela.

>RECENT DEVELOPMENTSMassive election fraud, Maduro regime manufactures 8 million votes when all reports point to 2.4 million
archive.is/XDQ8d archive.is/Pq2Qi
>Maduro vows for "total transformation of power", announcing closure of opposition media channels, possible imprisonment of opposition parliament members
archive.is/VnAKo archive.is/pwuvi
>ANC's candidate José Félix Pineda killed at his home
archive.is/SI0OI archive.is/VQZQN
>USA about to impose heavy sanctions against Venezuelan oil industry
archive.is/j6O99
>Delta Airlines plans to suspend all flights to Venezuela
archive.is/D5DD3
>EU concerns intensify
archive.is/gF63I
>Mercosur analyzing the Expulsion of Venezuela based on Ushuaia Protocol by the country's corrupt democratic pillars
twitter.com/AlbertoRT51/status/891821510314348544
>Venezuelan Jews emigrate to Israel to escape social chaos
archive.is/sAA3k
>Bomb goes off in Plaza Francia on Altamira against the Regime's Police Forces
twitter.com/RayliLujan/status/891707028690882560
>Clashes reported on El Paraíso, Caracas
twitter.com/GuarimbaSiHay/status/891627285173854208
>Snipers being deployed on Vegas de Tariba, Táchira
twitter.com/AlbertoRT51/status/891708367235932160
>13 yo and 17 yo shot dead by government's forces
twitter.com/AFPespanol/status/891761276631883777

>Video from protests at El Paraíso
youtube.com/watch?v=GyEYnhNsdz4

>Venezuelan user reports paramilitary forces near his house
>QUICK RUNDOWN ON VENEZUELA (sorry for AJ...)
twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/891690923779739648

>LIVE MAP:
venezuela.liveuamap.com/

God bless Venezuela and its people!

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So...

Full scale civil war when??

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DIY weapons
mega.nz/#F!9boggSKQ!XKDJalsQ5BXloQqd4Lq2Gg

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SOON

Better call it /vnzg/

One of the coppers come and drives his bike onto the bike-bonefire there, wtf.... insurance?

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Bump

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According to neoreactionary theory, it is very likely that whatever will thwart Maduro, will be more to the left than what Maduro was. Communists will seize the power by promise of delivering "true 21st century socialism" because the previous one wasn't real socialism anyways as usual.

Screencap this.

>Better call it /vnzg/
Other anons suggested /vzg/. I dunno, /vg/ is nice and short but I see that it's easy to mix it up with videogames general board...
Guess more opinions are needed.

Reposting for visibility.

Expect some 1980's panamian like bs

Do non Spanish people know maduro is a grilled sweet plantain? He's actually a banana

Who here Maduro?

Who here The People?

Exactly the kind ofshit we don't need.

his granparents was lit kikes

kys commie scum

Are there any citizens who support the government?

banana president of banana republic
sounds legit

are we going to have to invade some shithole country again?

NTN24 is the colombian far right wing response to Telesur. Kinda like a colombian Fox News

>Why are sudacas such fucking savages?
>Why can't they be civilized like us?
>Flag

Is there a 3rd option rising?

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Lol.

tropico was actually a kinda cool game, I think they made 4 games but I only played tropico 2

Here, have a (You), you headless fuck.

reminder that at this rate you're going to surpass our crime rate in less than 2 years.
Ours 23,6 and dropping
Yours 18 and rallying

soon
the alternative left

How else is Trump and CIA is going to keep the millions of Americans working in the military industry employed?

A peaceful world means a bankrupt USA and that won't do.

Miss me yet ?

invest in science, research and space exploration instead

>Tacky.

Yes, the fire.

>falling for this bait
no ni mergas wey

@135655623 (You)
shitty b8 desu senpai

> being a divorced from reality avatarfag
you can't fabricate this shit

Why would he want to invade that country? Everyone outside is winning from being a state of near colapsing. From USA, China, Russia, Goldmann Sachs and other finance institutions, US shale oil companies, etc.

reminder that We scored higher than Mexico in he latet PISA tests. Have some self-esteem lad

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Jesus fuck, I miss you so much
>Be my grandparents
>Grandpa be a taxi driver, grandmom housewife
>Have 3x Appartment arround the city
>Grandpa have a different car every year
>Rise and send to college 5 children
>0% struggling
JUST

REMOVE AREPAS

oh wow. come back vato

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American "freedom fighters" vs Russian puppet state, where have I seen this before?

Vzlan here.
Vzla is too far gone... nothing to do there, just watch it crash and burn.

Sorry for the cucks that still believe that throwing rocks to the GN/Police/Colectivos is going to bring some results but getting killed (best scenario)... usually get kidnapped, tortured, mutilated, disappeared... while most of the population are comfy watching you die.

Vzla does not worth dying for....

Two hamburgers and you are already a couch potato.

Reminder that chinkmoot has to unban the venezuelan ISP

I must admit I don't know who this is and the story behind him, I need to learn more about your history now. Can you link me up with a name and I can take it from there?

Mmmmmmmmm...

My bet is he'll get Murica'd

Jesus, they look so incompetent

Really hope I can get a qt3.14 Venezuelan refugee waifu.

any venezuelans itt can you tell me what rats taste like im curious

Official Telegram Group:
t.me/VenezueiaGeneral
that is, venezuela with an i

OC

dude are you seriously asking do people support government that is actively hostile towards them? in Sup Forums? when most of the west is fucked and people cheer on for their national suicide because muh raycism muh privilege

waky wake sheeple wwwww

I bet most venezuelans think starving is good because solidarity and climate change or something

Multiple sources say it could be any minute

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcos_Pérez_Jiménez

The last of the right wing Military Dictators... Marcos Evangelista Perez Jimenez... took down by Commies on 1958. Since then the country went straight to hell... Chavez just did it quicker.

During his term, Eurocucks were making long lines to move to Venezuela... richest, safest and prosperous country on America (the continent).
Vzla receive too much inmigration from spain, italy, portugal, colombia, peru, ecuador, etc... Big mistake, destroyed national cohesion and identity. Now it is hard to find a 3rd generation Vzlan, and a 4th generation is almost impossible.

Marco Perez "The Commie Hunter" Jimenez

GET ON IT CHINKM00T WE NEED MORE VIDEOS

meh
Just checked the state news (only news that's still watchable as it's away from (((american))) claws), not so much about venezuela there now.

I must add they have actually been damn good here during it all though, can confirm a lot of the stuff posted here as it has been reported there too - the number of deaths, they just say that many have been gassed.

But right now it was just mentioned a bit, nothing new from them. It was mostly about russia this time. There will be two more sendings today so I'll check in on that too. Ofc can't compare to you living down there, but they seem to have a good overview here. We prolly got our fish spies down there to monitor your fishbanks and the movement of them and so on, so they prolly help out right about now, gathering non fishing related intel I mean

Jewmerica at it again.

We need to stop them, the BRICS will eventually have to. They're (((rabid dogs))) and need to be put down, along with their (((((((((((puppet masters))))))))))))

>implying protestors to any anti-US government aren't funded, organized, and partially lead by the CIA to create a "democratic" puppet state

Even if there are even farther left protestors in the mix they'll be silenced by pro-American agents. Happened in the Arab spring. Happened in Ukraine. Happening here.

t. Wilson Cabrera de Miami

Yeah, a lot of uneducated non-whites seriously support this. And there's even more non-whites who might not like Maduro, but still support Chavez and think his socialism was a good thing. Most browns are like that in my opinion.

>mexico
>not sudaca
>not fucking savages

cheers, got to update my self a bit here

yeah it must have been a fuel bomb I was thinking the same my self

Nothing will happen.

Literally.

Except people will still be starving and without meds.

I really hope Trump does something like blocking all oil imports from memezuelistan.

Or send some cia hitmen.

UPDATE: PROTESTER STEALS TANK IN CARACAS

HERE IS A PICTURE OF THE SUSPECT I GOT OFF VENEZUELAN STATE MEDIA

Not gonna lie, former Maduro voter here. This is hilarious watching Venezuela crash & burn. Haha, but in all seriousness, we cannot let Maduro get his hands on the nuclear codes!

Somebody please tell me what's going on there???
Who is the good guy? Maduro or Opposition?

Not on our watch prick.

Opposition

Dollar spiked again, looks like people are buying like crazy to flee the country.

Wait, is that Varg?

He has to keep getting away with this.

We need to start arming moderate CIA vetted terrorists desu

The fire

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The legends says, he made commies chew glass just for fun

>Strange Fruit: Venezuela Has an Opposition That Nobody Should Support

The horrible fact that the opposition burns alive Black people should be enough to decide the issue about which side to support in Venezuela.

> Cucuta
Good lord, that's literally a dollarized city by now

>implying USA is or ever was right-wing
Your disgusting constitution is cornerstone of whig liberalism. And you have never silenced leftie protestors or governments anywhere if they are friendly with you.

But you have destroyed all white ethnostates in Africa because muh democracy. You supported a goddamn revolutionary communist nigger Mandela! Stop being stupid!

Maduro is an anti-US commie with Russian support, opposition is CIA supported most likely "democratic" mob that wants to turn Venezuela into a US puppet state again.

As we've seen in the Arab spring and Ukraine, the CIA mob is usually worse. Pick your poison.

you can buy those girls for like 30 bucks, there's a lot of venezuelan refugees woman here in peru that come here and do prostitution while the man sells arepas

So basically the fire

After some deliberation, gonna change from /vg/ to /vzg/ (starting with next thread) to minimize confusion and possible butthurt gamers.

Why with an "i"? Was the regular name already taken?

Jamaican mobsters when?

>defending communist niggers

Get the fuck outta here

Did I sound like I was being pro-American at all in this thread? I'm just being honest about the situation.

literraly this
i dont lie you

hiroshimoot is a worse sellout than original moot.

Should we start doxxing all the us "civilians" that where present pre-revulution? Or wait for some journalists to file FOIA requests in 10 years..