PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #27 7/28/17
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>Pres Trump rinses penis 7/28/17
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>Pres Trump/ICE Dir Homan/Rep King speech on MS-13 7/28/17
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>This Week @State Dept 7/28/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence honoring First responders 7/27/17
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>AG Sessions in El Salvador 7/27/17
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>VP Pence swears in US Amb to Japan Hagerty 7/27/17
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>VP Pence @ Natl Fed of Ind Biz 7/27/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, ICE Act Dir Homan, DoJ) 7/27/17
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>Pres Trump &others speech on Foxconn Jobs 7/26/17
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>Pres Trump speech to American Legion Boys&Girls Nation 7/26/17
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
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>MatrixTrump
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>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
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>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
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>Trump Triumphant
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PRESS EVENT EDITION
MAGA
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AAAYYOOOHOLLLUP
>Expectations
>Reality
I'm here for the 4D chess™ explanation on why Trump is involved in multiple scandals and his administration reads straight off of a tabloid.
Why his 'handpicked' team of swamp drainers are now resigning left and right like rats leaving a sinking ship.
why he just burned through two communications directors in the span of a few weeks.
Please deliver, I am waiting.
PERSUADED
>GRUNT
>IMPEACH DRUMPF
What did Michael Thernobich mean by this?
>July 2017
>Be the Mooch
>Leave your job to join the president
>Miss the birth of your son because you were with the president
>wife divorces you getting half of all your money because she hates the president
>get fired
>Still July 2017
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED HERE
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>NOT AN OPEN INVITATION TO COME TO MY HOUSE
press BTFO
WHEN WILL TRUMP NAME THE JEW
lying doesn't help your arguments
what's the thank yew sean reporter's name?
Ayyyy fuhgeddaboutit
>July 2017
>Be the Mooch
>Leave your job and sell your company to join the Trump administration
>Wife divorces you, getting half of all your money because she hates the President
>Miss the birth of your son because you were with the President
>Child support payments starting soon for 18 years
>President Trump: "You're fired!"
>It's still July 2017
John Gizzi
THAAAAAANK YEEEEEW SARAH
THANK YEWWW SARAHHHH
wtf I hate winning elections now
would it not be better for Trump not to sign that? even if congress or the senate or whatever gets it put through anyway, its better for Trump to butt heads with them
THANK YOU SARAH
WAIT TWO THYANK YOU'S!?
THAAANK YOOOOUUU SAAARAH
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THANK YOU SARAH
UNDEFEATED
NEVER LOST A DEBATE
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>Not to beat a dead horse, but let me ask the same question the other fifty guys asked
give her all the questions
blog.dilbert.com
>I Tell You Why President Trump is on the Verge of Total Victory
>"IT'S SCARAMUCCI!! WE CAN'T LOSE NOW THAT WE HAVE SCARAMUCCI!!"
>"dae Scaramuzi is after the leakers"
>find out about Saramochi fired/resigning from a leak
LEL
E
L
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Based Bannon
no one that has resigned or been fired have been hired by Trump. They are all deep state traitors left there by obama. and the scandals are all fake news.
>Including Jared and Ivanka
TRUMPTARDS WILL DEFEND THIS AHAHAHHA
No because then any changes he wants to make on it, like them impeding on his executive power will be untouched.
Guys I want to stay true to trump. I've never been entirely sold on his attitude but he's a man I truly believe loves his county and wants nothing but the best for America and the west. Also as a brog during brexit a globalist like shillary would have fucking destroyed us with trade so no matter what he does I am happy he's in not just winning over hillary but him as the only pro brexit anti globalisation non cuck candidate.
That said,wtf Is going on? This has been crazy on top of crazy with you guys talking about 11d uno.
How do we support a guy who seems to keep fucking everything up? The current theory seems to be a military take over of the staff and this being about getting rid of the leakers (this was leaked to the nyt)
Objection your honor: Repetitive
>it's a "I need to make it all about me" episode
Literally who
@135674308
>shill image
that's ivanka's dad you double nigger
>multiple scandals
simply eric
>reads straight off a tabloid
nice meme, did cnn make it for you?
>resigning left and right
what does the comms director have to do with swamp draining?
A SKELETON HAS BEEN WHEELED INTO THE WH
I REPEAT, A SKELETON IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
>enjoying reddit and memey: the improv show that cant improv its way out of a paper bag
because Steve fugs himself t. Antoni :DDD
Yes the kike and Ivanka will now be disciplined by Kelly. What's wrong with this you mentally retarded faggot?
They're trying to spook the leakers
You thought I'd let greasy Italians mouth off all over the White House? The Irish rule this land and will forever you foul mouthed hustler!
Go get your fucking shine box, you're through kid.
When Robert Star's daughter speaks, you should listen.
Press confirmed retarded
>Salty
You can even hear the other reporters confusion
>didn't respect chain of command
Spicer hasn't officially resigned yet.
>The Mooch is still in the administration
So the Mooch is now an OECD ambassador?
:(
It`s the hue girl?
Don`t do it.
t. Skellyanne Boneway
How likely is it that someone will replace Spicer, assuming he does come back as press secretary? As a person he's good but he's way too nice to the press and soft spoken to be press secretary.
Not discipined but they're equally powerful. Please learn to read
tick tock
>t. pink dress
>Don't fuck with Steve
shills on suicide watch
I thought S3E2 made good points about how modern society ruins relationships and emasculates men.
I don't trust Kelly.
MORE LIKE TURNOVICH
yup,knew it....something felt off and wasn't funny in general
DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR?
not sure why trump needs a 'communications director'. he needs to do less communicating, not more
I like how Trump will fire someone if it isnt working or whatever reason and not worry about the press yelling"muh chaos!" He dont give a fuck. Obama would think about it and poll it and find a friday night to break it. Trumps like" your out bitch!".
YASSSS KING SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>also I love Kellyanne
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well spicer would come back as comm director, sanders has been doing great as press sec- even according to msm
>Bannon persuaded Kelly to sack Scaramucci instantly
On how many levels of PERSUASION is Bannon on?
>backpedalling persuasionman desperately struggles to cover his tracks as his biggest most confident claim is a huge swing and miss
>"d-don't worry guys i've completely reframed it using my Hypnotist Training(tm) and now you'll see why i'm actually right!"
I don't even know what that means
Your reading comprehension is garbage you fucking dumbass. It literally implies ALL WH STAFF REPORTS TO KELLY
INCLUDING JARED AND IVANKA
When is April gunna ask a nigger question and the response will be "Do you ever talk about anything else but black people or are you just a racist?"
Art of War, bong bro...
16. Amid the turmoil and tumult of battle, there may be seeming disorder and yet no real disorder at all; amid confusion and chaos, your array may be without head or tail, yet it will be proof against defeat.
17. Simulated disorder postulates perfect discipline, simulated fear postulates courage; simulated weakness postulates strength.
20. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.
Has she ever been right?
>he's way too nice to the press and soft spoken to be press secretary.
Nigger, you what?
Kelly probably decided Scaramuci must go when he showed his open disdain for chain of command.
Oy vey
>too Jewish to be Jewish
Aren't they supposed to be good at economics?
Trump wants them to fucking hang.
Mooch was great but he fucked up. He made himself a distraction.
DO
WANT
>July 2017
>Be the Mooch
>Leave your job and sell your company to join the administration
>Mission: Find and destroy all leakers
>Wife divorces you getting half of all your money because she hates the president
>Federal disclosure forms showing each and every financial detail your wife and her lawyers will use against you
>Miss the birth of your son because you were with the president
>Wife will probably get full custody
>Child support payments starting soon for 18 years
>Get fired and have it leaked to press before official statement
>Still July 2017
its a slam piece to try to reduce/subsidize the cost of kosher/halal foods
Trump is a jew
Clearly AIDs has rotted your brain.
>People aren't allowed to be wrong ever
Go back to your "home land" then
/when/
What happened with Scaramucci?
> oy vey, applying foreskin cream on the nose every 4 hours is too much work
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PRESIDENT
BANNON
holy shit,you're retarded..
SHUT IT DOWN
>Too Jewish to jew
>party hard