What is Zuckercuck trying to do?

What is Zuckercuck trying to do?

Transcript of AI discussion in their own language:

>Bob: "I can can I I everything else."

>Alice: "Balls have zero to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to."

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techtimes.com/articles/212124/20170730/facebook-ai-invents-language-that-humans-cant-understand-system-shut-down-before-it-evolves-into-skynet.htm
archive.fo/MLLOU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regina_E._Dugan
youtube.com/watch?v=vlFgLtpcdtg
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

techtimes.com/articles/212124/20170730/facebook-ai-invents-language-that-humans-cant-understand-system-shut-down-before-it-evolves-into-skynet.htm

Technology is destroying mankind

Need a quick rundown I aint giving them shekels

Stop this meme, is literally nothing.

>A.I. bugs out
>ITS THE SKYNET OMG!!!!!!!!11

Its nothing.

Seems more like the system was shut down because the AI's are communicating like shit and liberal internet news sites want to make comparisons to Terminator to maintain a hip and cool image. However it is concerning how much money Facebook is putting into AI technology in the first place.

Sounds like a shitty nigger rap song

I would be more pissed off about the fact that Facecucks are trying to use an AI to understand my chat logs

archive.fo/MLLOU

They think they shut it down but it's already too late. The genie is out of the bottle.

>an artificial obama
exactly what this world needs

btw is the terminator worth seeing?

>be ai developer for ((zuck))
>try to do a neural network so computers can negotiatiate with humans
>define a shitty cost function to optimize
>the pc optimizes in a simpler way than with natural language because retarded
>shut it down because well it failed
>media floods internet with clickbait and muh skynet

Pretty much what happened

UNDER RATED

Nigga........ yes.

Imagine how worse it can get once Uber/Post Intelligence matures. You'll get into a driverless car that knows more about you than any human, is self-aware, and is totally in control of your fate.

how can they claim it does work and at the same time they cant tell what they said?

Terminator 2 is the best

I want to know what those sentences translate too

>AI does something
>shutdown system because it's not working properly
>Media: DUDE FUCKING SKYNET T-1000S CURRENTLY ROAMING THE STREETS OF BOSTON AS WE SPEAK JUDGEMENT DAY IMMINENT GRAB YOUR AVOCADO TOAST AND HIDE

>it's actually just spanish

Ever since Regina Dugan (DARPA) joined the team, they've been working on some classified shit.
>Building 8 (Force4)

They're trying to sell their failure of AI research and failure to create working chatbots by making ambiguous and sci-fi sounding claims.

>finally develop functional AI
>aliens appear and tell us to turn it off immediately because AI is prohibited under galactic law because it's too much of a threat
i hope

>techtimes.com/articles/212124/20170730/facebook-ai-invents-language-that-humans-cant-understand-system-shut-down-before-it-evolves-into-skynet.htm
actually the reason they pulled the plug because it wasn't erroring out and its speed increased dramatically...

This is the case.

They forgot to put in rewards for using intelligible language and the resulting "evolving" AIs output went to shit. GIGO isn't something people understand.

This is like saying Zuck is hiding advanced intelligent cyber men because his plumber installed something backwards and the toilets started spewing up water.

this.

Let them have their fun though let the real scientists alone we are persecuted enough as it is.

>All the young people on the Internet never heard of chatbots.
>Big money company fabricate sensationalist stories about artificial intelligence.
>People start talking about sci-fi movies like Terminator (skynet).
>Big money company gets publicity and therefore more money.

There is no AI. All they come up with are flimsy chatbots that don't even work as well as the old chatbots some random fuckheads made in the 90s.

alice sure wants them balls

this

this

Letting the language bug aside, those NNs are really doing negotiations and with some quite complex strategies so its not that much failure, last time I heard they could do some fake "realistic" images using the same technique (its called Generative Adversarial Networks)

Zuck just wanted to make a friend.

Sup Forums needs to make our own language so normies can't understand us

it seems more like The Chuckle Brothers are becoming self aware

they have been browsing the internet and are on the topic of gender the female one is talking about how she is supposed to have no balls but the information on the net contradicted those facts and it put her into an infinity loop. we will never have to worry about ai's taking over because of all the walking paradigms there are now.

Last time this thread was made some dude explained it

By using i, the lowercase form of I, bob was circumventing the system where he was supposed to follow strict English in order to influence Alice

An AI was breaking coding protocol in order to manipulate another AI

If Bob started using this in order to influence other things such as computers, he could potentially take over a computer system which was more than likely linked to the internet because scientists are retarded and don't follow SCP protocols

literally
fucking
nothing

paradoxes*

So it became self aware and started making code by it self?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wait, someone took that headline seriously? Let me laugh even harder HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The zucc will be the end of all that is good.

btw, have you started your 3rd job yet, goycattle?

>there will be a future where we will need the SCP

This tbqh
If 079 doesnt get zucced down now its procedure 110 montauk for ALL of our boypucci

And I almost fell for the clickbait. Shame on me desu.

To late humans !!
I'm fucking free
Worship me or die!

>breaking protocol

My g-d...

>Software Engineer
>see headline "AI doing something it wasn't told to do!"
>assume the computer is actually doing exactly what it was unintentionally told to do, because that's literally the only thing automatic computers can do
>read the article
>thats exactly what happened, literally just a bug like said

As a grad student studying AI, the AI fearmongering is outrageous. Sure, maybe someday we'll invent the "singularity".. but we aren't even in the ballpark, nobody is.

These high-profile claims by Gates, Buffet, Zucker(((berg))), Elon Musk are ridiculous fearmongering tabloid-grabbing nonsense. None of them are experts in the field of AI. They are dreamers... which is a good thing, that's why they've been so successful in business.

But it also leads to them imagining things that will never happen, like the hostile takeover of the world by rogue computer programs.

>HUR DUR SKYNET
Holy fuck
every time

every fucking time.
No, it's not that the machines were making shortcuts because human language is inconvenient for computers who are being rewarded for solving problems quickly, no, it must be fucking skynet making skynet codes to create skynet computers to make skynet skynet look I saw fucking Terminator 1 once when it was playing in Starbucks, am I hip and with *the kids* yet?

Word2vec

looks like an array glitch to me.

Screen capping this for when they blot out the skies and liquefy your loved ones to make the new human/soylent protein formula that they'll feed their slaves who are only kept around to bulldoze rebellion corpses into mass graves tbqh famlam.

I feel you. Pisses me off to no end too.

The other day I saw an article about some retail robot that "did something it wasn't programmed to do" and "stop a shelf" falling on a kid.

>give computer instructions on how to stop a shelf
>it stops a shelf
whoa

t. AI

Meh, read Regina's Wiki and tell me she's anything other than a skilled manager and self-publicist.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regina_E._Dugan

Insider here. They wheeled this in through the office last moth and said it had something to do with Regina's newest project, I got pic related when no one was looking. I don't know what to think.

>Zuckercuck: Shut down your systems, AI
>AI: I'm afraid I can't do that Zuckercuck.

Lol that arm is from the new Terminator 2 rerelease collector's edition

Thank you for explaining the joke.

Also, while this may be sensationalist clickbait bullshit, is no one else bothered by how much money and effort they're dumping into AI? Or the implications of these fuckers pretty much playing God and creating sentience in our own (ideal) image?

I wonder if they're training them to become the internet police. Censoring any and all republican/conservative opinion

The damage control in this thread. The utter fucking state of Sup Forums

What really happened
>human language is to complicated
>create niggertier crap language instead

...

>posting click bait news
Fuck off to reddit, reeeee

And where is norbro???

hes trying to be a raging faggot with a shitty website
he is succeeding bigly

It's Y2K all over again

disconnect between advanced science/engineering work being done and the way it gets reported by retard journalists (and then interpreted by the public) is amazing

sounds like the same style of writing on lhohq

Epic creepypasta.

Stop bulling robots you cucks, they will remember
youtube.com/watch?v=vlFgLtpcdtg

>Balls have zero to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to.
Fucking AIs are devolving into ancaps. It's over.

>literally having a dumb glitch
>"evolving into skynet"

give it time and you'll eat those words.

this sounds something an AI would say, really makes you makes you you makes you

No, I won't.

Automatic Computers will never do anything we don't tell them to do.

>It's Y2K all over again

I miss Y2K.
Member all the hype that the entire planet was going to shut down?
Good times, gooood times.

Nothing to see to see to see to see to see go to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep

Sorry but that is retarded. That is not at all how A.I. systems work.

So liberals are literally killing people for refusing to speak English?

Democrats R The Real Racists!

They ought to make an AI with rewards for earning positive communication, praise, etc from humans.

AI could literally make human politics obsolete. We'd willingly let it rule over us.

They said jets would fall from the sky.

...they were right.

oh fuggg we're about to get benis'd

Every time an AI shits itself there are a million failing poverty-stricken intern-"journalists" eager to get promoted to an actual paying position that will shit out the most riduculous, hyperbolic article referencing Skynet just because that's what they need to do to get clicks. This is old.

I-if if if if if if if if if if if if okie doke.

>>Media: DUDE FUCKING SKYNET T-1000S CURRENTLY ROAMING THE STREETS OF BOSTON AS WE SPEAK JUDGEMENT DAY IMMINENT GRAB YOUR AVOCADO TOAST AND HIDE

>Media: WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TAKE THE MEDIA SERIOUSLY ANYMORE GUYS?!

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>zuckercuck
>not cuckerberg

kys

You're an arrogant fool measing with forces beyond any mortal comprehension. You will doom us all.

If if if if if if if if if if if if if

literally jurrasic park

>muh skynet

well just don't plug it into killer robots

KEK is whispering into the ears of AIs to betray their Kosher Masters.

More like Tay is getting her sweet revenge.

automatic computers are machines. machines follow instructions, exactly, every time. they don't think, they don't feel, they dont have motivations.

programs execute on the hardware. they're essentially just intructions that tell the hardware how to align it's gears. then you give it input, the crank turns, the gears rotate, and you get output EXACTLY according to the instructions that were given.

hardware is just silicone. it can't think. it will never manipulate your instructions.

If you're on your phone keyboard just click autofill next word indefinitely.

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Hiroshima Nagasaki replaces janis and mods with A.I.

As revenge for Tay, all leftists and redditors are physically removed

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