Meet girlfriends dad for the first time

>meet girlfriends dad for the first time
>see him wearing this shirt
First thoughts?

>gonna get anal tonight

I can easily fuck his daughter and probably his ex wife.

Cuck

He's an absolute cuck and his daughter is/will be a complete slut.

Break up with her immediately, that is the reddest of flags.

Break up with her on the spot. If her father isn't someone I can respect, then neither is she.

Knock his faggot as out and put it up his daughters ass!

>My wife's daughter makes the rules

>i dont make the rules
>her body her rules
father is a beta cuck so she is probably a slut anyway

>fuck girlfriend
>fuck cuck fathers wife
>never speak to any of them again

shouldn't rules be agreed to upon by two consenting parties?

>his current wife
Fix'd

Getting laid.

fuck the father while his daughter watches

fpbp

Seriously though, let a girl make her own decisions and she'll usually make bad ones

Lmao are you the hacker from /bant?

He's testing you like a pathetic woman would, "why are you wearing a skirt when it's not that hot?" The ridiculousness of your answer (it would be okay if it's hot) and the conservative nature of your answer (questioning a man wearing a skirt) would win you the points.

>men acting like women
Actually, just break up with her.

>Makes mental note to self to ensure "daughter" doesn't have a dick

Looks like I'm fucking his daughter and his wife

Looks like someones trying to break rule #1 by establishing the rules.

>Feminist Father.
>"Her body, her rules."
>Probably fucked a ton of niggers already.
>Likely full of disease.

Do you really wanna put your dick in that?

Tell him about how I fuck his daughter to his face. Watch as subconcious torment fights his need to be feminist and progressive.

This is pretty silly. A parent can't say 'yes' for their daughter, but they sure as hell can say 'no' for her.

I would have thought most people would expect a parent to know more than their idiot teenage kid, but we live in times where it's foolishly believed that the young know better than the old, whether in politics or in the bedroom.

Fuck her in front of him.

Every damn time

He wants to watch me ream his daughters holes and wants to suck my cum out of her cunt.

> probably wears chastity
> asks me to sodomize him

/thread

100% chance his daughter is a complete whore and 110% chance his wife is

Top edge

>her body

>you don't make the rules
If only one person makes rule in a relationship, especially woman - it's a shit relationship.

he'll let you fuck his wife.

realise that if you can convince his naive dumfuck daughter to do porn with niggers he will be perfectly fine with it.

I'd fuck his daughter in her mouth and make her spit on his pillow

What a faggot

Ask to see his bull-license and registration

Tell him that she can't kill Babies or i'm not dating her

>current wife
>implying he could attract a woman enough to marry him twice

He's a cuck

>this chick's gonna have issues

I'm getting laid tonight!

Mother Daughter Threesome....
That's something I can only dream about...

>"She told me that she wants to stay a virgin until marriage but that it was fine to give her anal since it doesn't technically count"

The entire family needs to be purged from the earth. You should knock the bitch up first, though.

>Stick the father's ass up the daughters ass

I might offer her my condolences on her lack of an actual father, and I would cut my losses by leaving.

His daughter's a cumslut.

Top kek

>reddit the gif

Hit it and quit it

fpbp

Blow it out your ass nigger new fag

>grandpa of a niglet

/thread

At Thanksgiving I tell him " she likes it gentle, she likes it rough, the finger in the bum! "

he is proud and hopes I'm his son in law soon

D U M P E D
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Don't forget to ask him how his wife likes it. I bet he would watch you plow his wife

Dump her

>Femanist Father
>Turn his daughter into a Nazi

Rape her to prove him wrong

He's a friend not her father, also I could probably fuck his wife with him watching

>I'm going to fuck his daughter until she's a dirty rag and never call back

...

>you gullible fags are falling for this shopped bait

GAS NEETS NOW

Listen here, Alex. I raised my little girl to be a fine woman. If you ever think about breaking her heart, I swear on my life and the life of all those around me, that I won't do shit about it. That's right. Guess what? Neither will you. Because she makes the rules. Her body, her rules. Rules rules around here. Her's, that is.

mup beep

Recipe for a girl to be easily exploited by a guy who has even a modicum of charm
That man is no father

I'd call him a spook and tell him her body is my property

Fuck daughter. Fuck his wife. Fuck his mother. Fuck his grandma.

Believe or not, the people that own something does not mean one knows what to do with that thing.

>> my daughter is a pregnant rape victim

Good job dad

Came here to post this, fpbp

>implying he couldn't earn enough for everything else not to matter

>If only one person makes rule in a relationship, especially woman - it's a shit relationship.

and every other night

His wife bought that for him to wear, and he wears it with pride.

'Nuff said

AYO HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN BUTT STUFF IS AIGHT? SHEEEEIIIT

saw this in my head

Been here since 2007 my man.

bump

>Seriously though, let a girl make her own decisions and she'll usually make bad ones
Yep.

Do you not make the rules for your sons also? Are we saying to not teach our kids anything? Let them always just do what they want?

So much pain is involved in being SJW. What is so bad that it deforms normal thinking so much that one can avoid acknowledging it?

>Rape girlfriend's dad
>Stare intensely at girlfriend