What's the point

>Early-Mid 30s although I honestly don't feel a day older than 25
>6'2
>240
>IQ 160+ (I used to teach a standardized test on the side for $150/hr)
>graduate degree in Mathematics
>worked as mathematician, computer scientist, businessman, investment banker, quant
>wealthy
>worked on wall st
>multiple passports
>watched Canada go to shit over the past decade
>Canada's economy is slowly going to shit


Decided to apply for a job because I'm bored. Some BS Canadian HFT startup. Show up to interview suited up in captoe oxfords because from website and job description I posited it as a financial role

>interviewer is a cuck, great
>greets me
>asks me to do a programming test, politely decline as I may have a degree from an top school and I can code in assembly if need be
>starts asking me about what "stacks" I know
>confused, asked I thought this was a management quantitative role at a High Frequency Hedge Fund?
>"ugh no we need coders"
>politely ask what the salary is
>$50,000 CAD
>Look around the office, all Pajeets straight from the street
>I don't even respond, just get up and walk out.
>Tell this story to some former colleagues who proceed to casually offer me mid 6 figure jobs if I want to go back, especially with Dodd Frank getting repealed (I just run a hedge fund from home now).

Why is Canada's economy so pathetic? Why on earth would any skilled person take a job in Canada?

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Canada is so bad they use dollars to pay people now.

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Are you a Jew?

What are you even doing still in this shit hole country? and in Onterrible no less.

>...and then I woke up

that was obvious when he said multiple passports

Why live in a frozen hellhole like Canada?
Also you sound rude, if you were that good btw, you would have been headhunted already. Why do you change jobs so much?
There's something fishy...

Not SHELLfishy, though..

>Worked wall St
>Chose to back to Canada.

How much did you fuck up that you can't even land a job in the US again.
>160 iq

I don't think so...

I don't have an Israeli passport

This was in Montreal


I'm just amazed that countries like Singapore, Switzerland, the USA, etc are so much more advanced when compared to Canada's communist economy. How does this country even function with such a low living standard relative to its natural resources?

>>Canada's economy is slowly going to shit
It takes time to fix the shit Harper got us into. Patience my friend. Also, be more careful when you apply. When you have 160+ IQ, you should be able to tell. Also why didn't any of your friend give you a reference? You must have some friends working and making good money (I do). Perhaps your just full of shit or unemployable.

>This was in Montreal
Montreal has few if any pakis. Must have been Toronto.

You may not have wanted the job, but I bet the interviewer was just killing time so as not to cause an embarrassing situation by admitting to your face that they already didn't want you, once you declined the programming test.

Only country to give grandpa residency/citizenship after WW2.

He got loaded.

We are indebted to country. Even though they won't want Zionists soon.

first thing you need to do is get on a treadmill you overweight kike

Canada has a lot of good software talent but they pay like shit. You're not the first guy to figure this out the hard way.

If you want to make $$$ in tech, NYC and SF are the places to be

because your PM is Spencer Rice playing KvS against the sane countries of the world

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Why do people assume anyone who works in finance is a Jew? Most ludicrous meme around

The job was fronted as a quant management role, supposedly with 10 figures AUM

Cool LARP.

>6'2
>240
lost some weight, fatass

>having an IQ lower than your weight

what a fucking turbopleb

"I don't always lie on the internet, but when I do, it is completely unbelievable."

Iktf,
I just applied for welfare, fuck that noise.

that's how you know he's larping

that and

>35 but I feel so young!

35 is old as fuck

> Early-mid 20's although I honestly don't feel a day older than 16
> 6'2"
> 140lbs
> IQ 120+
> dropped out of community college twice
> worked as fast foodie, telemarketer, entry-level low wage computer work, government
> poor, in debt
> no passport
> watched Canada go to shit over the last decade, didn't notice until 2-3 years ago
> Canada's economy is shit

Decided to take a government job because it pays better than any other I've ever had and I can't be fired.

> coworkers are cucks and fat ladies, great
> spend all my money gambling, don't pay off debts
> Never win, always lose it all
> Get given car but since I blew my last few paychecks won't get it on the road for another month or two
> Work as contract worker 6-8 months of the year, go on unemployment for the rest, play video games, waste my life
> salary is $41,000/year
> Look around office, hate my life
> no ambition, watch porn, don't lift, don't approach girls
> I don't even care, just get up and go to work for no reason
> Tell this story to former colleagues and they proceed to casually say "Ha ha it's better than working at Timmies!"

People like me + low-skill immigrants will kill Canada. Sadly I am better than most (((men))) my age.

Trying to sort myself out. I really am, advice appreciated. Inb4 kill myself, maybe one day

what is a CIM and does it come before or after a pitchbook? testing to see if you were actually an investment banker

It took me 27 months of searching to find a job after graduating with a STEM degree, and it only pays 50k starting

The Canadian economy is the ultimate meme, meanwhile in America graduates have multiple offers 80k starting minimum

>claims to be a genius and financial expert
>doesn't understand what's wrong with the economy

'2
>lost some weight, fatass
Be absolutely assured, it's pure muscle and OPs superior sized manhood that is adding to the weight there. His penis is 12 inches long when flaccid and looks like a baby arm when erect. He's better than you. So much fucking better than you or I...

>27 months searching

what was your GPA?

Did you intern?

Were you part of any fraternal or extracurricular organizations?

Did you actually have a portfolio?

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>The Canadian economy is the ultimate meme, meanwhile in America graduates have multiple offers 80k starting minimum
Thats a good one Canadabro. More like starting out in the mid 40's with 150k in debt.

> 6'2" 140lbs
>man

only if you go to some overpriced out of state private school and major in gender studies

then you will have that situation with a $40k job as a diversity trainer or something like that

No, 41 in a week is old as fuck.

> booze, weed, porn, gambling addiction

im a victim. In soviet Canada, I win

I think it's because the OP was bored and wanted a change of pace.

I'm sure he could work with his friends but after a while why stew in the same pot?

>be wealthy and young
>complain about anything

> booze, weed, porn, gambling addiction
Wait that isn't just normal?

>No, 41 in a week is old as fuck.
I'm 44 and my dick pretty much quit working at 41. Its all downhill from early 40s.

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Similar story for me op.

>be me, 35 year old, don't feel a day over 21
>190 iq, like that jew autist on the shit CSI copy but with autists and that disgusting fat cunt
>graduated MET top of my class and the teacher gave me a gold star and I showed my mummy and she have me a lollipop
>president constantly phones me to tell me how cool I am
>all the cool people invite me to their birthday parties
>teach nasa idiots how to make toast in bread on hot
>worked as a spaceman, fire engine man, geeniuyus, scientast, rocket shooter with chemicals and cool stuff like wear this break
>I hang out with bruce Wayne and lend him money and the needs it if even if he has emergency
>passport for every country in the world and they don't even check because they are so afraid of it.

Go for a job because I am bored between spaceflight and having sexes in famous womans

>interviewer is a faggot communist
>I barely make it out alive?

Do you have a wife, gf?

How did you deal?p

>Do you have a wife, gf?
>
>How did you deal?p
Yes, wife. I can still get it up on occasion but its kind of a floppy erection and not very satisfying. Could be depression though, job has been shit for a while now.

>"ugh no we need coders"
And understand, user, that their definition of what counts as a "coder" is far lower quality than what you or I would accept as a coder. Pajeets can't code for shit. All they know how to do is copy/paste modules and then look confused when shit doesn't work right.

Is it endangering your marriage?

Yeah but you are a Democrat...

I worked in FICC not M&A/PE, but a pitchbook comes before the CIM and I've heard all the nightmare stories...

Become a cop. OPP makes $150,000/year on average just to write tickets.

I'm at around 15% bf. I am muscular

Everything loses meaning. Money doesn't seem real. I have a lot of funds under management, more than people can imagine, but to me it doesn't seem real. It's like playing a game.

You don't want to be wealthy. Trust me. Everything changes, and it's for the worse.

He just said he runs a hedge fund.

I can take some of that money off your hands.

$50,000 USD is not even an entry level salary for model validation in the US, much less for a quant developer role. Stay down leafs!!!

I hate posts like OP so fucking much.

become a fund manager, a real one and try to compound capital at a high rate of return, if successful you can really start playing the game... someone like a george soros can do whatever the fuck he wants on a global and political scale

paul singer is another example of someone who can wreak havoc on economies without even lifting a finger, they are the ones that are really playing the game.

if you work for mercer you are guaranteed to be a millionaire and it won't even take that long, but there are multiple billionaires working at RenTech

you're just depressed, brosef
get some grounding
whatever floats your boat, like finding your soul calling or doing some good around you
look for meaning, it's not so hard to find

Alas, I'm just a lowly quant working for a commercial bank developing models for CCAR.

since youre still wealthy
>find qt
>make prenup
>have kids
>make canada white again.

Ontario is sucking up every bit of revenue the west coast spits out. It's impoverishing us and preventing the west coast from getting any influx of capital from investing in ourselves that would enable further development.

Christ if we hadn't let the chinese into BC it'd be a fucking white paradise right now.

Both Victoria and Vancouver should be approaching silicon valley tier, but the economy is paralyzed with a lack of capital and affordable housing. Vancouver Island has a lot of affordable housing in Nanaimo, but there's no capital investment for jobs, and infrastructure for getting to/from the island is shit.

Fix the infrastructure, invest capital into the island, and the BC economy will boom.
Ensure it's whites-only and you've got a path to success.

A functioning Victoria/Vancouver then provides an outlet of goods for the other western provinces to ship to.

You need some young fun boipucci bruh

can i have a job

>jew
>6'2 240 lbs

pick one

>Everything loses meaning. Money doesn't seem real. I have a lot of funds under management, more than people can imagine, but to me it doesn't seem real. It's like playing a game.

So play the game to make Canada better.

>>asks me to do a programming test, politely decline as I may have a degree from an top school and I can code in assembly if need be
They ask this because most CS grads can't code for shit

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People who work in oil/mining and some healthcare positions make the big bucks

Sorry you learned the hard way user

still paid in loonies where I am

Why are you larping here
>IQ 160 +
>Canadian
>not Jewish

>You don't want to be wealthy. Trust me. Everything changes, and it's for the worse.

Expand on this, please. I've got potential to be wealthy and I'd like to know if I'm wasting my time.

Money is not going to solve your problems you need Jesus

>I'm so smart I have to brag about it


uhhh... I don't think someone smart would be doing this

>Is it endangering your marriage?
No, we're both too busy to care I think. Nothing like getting up at the crack of dawn and putting in a solid 12 hours at the factory to make you feel like a real man I guess.

>IQ 160+
>multiple passports
lel

help me leaf

I'm smart, but I have autism and never learned self-discipline. How do I stop hanging out with rural/suburban retards online? Please help me. Anything.

Sam Hyde.

You gotta come up north and be willing to swallow some maple syrup from my leaf stem

you're no help

Sage.
This board is cancer and gets worse every day

Hey Leaf, let's say the log of a commodity spot price has state space dynamics:

dx(t) = mdt + sdW1(t)
dz(t) = -kz(t) + vdW2)t,

whre all parameters are constant, dW1(t)*dW2(t) = rho*dt with dWi(t) a standard Brownian increment. Find an analytical solution to the price of a forward contract with the spot price as underlying with maturity T.

Waiting . . .

was a military officer who is about to do an mba at a decent canadian school


not really sure what to do. any advice for someone in the same boat? figured finance in canada was the least cucked industry

Not having money fucking sucks. Don't listen to the "don't want to be wealthy", "money doesn't buy happiness" memes. Yes, wealthy people get depressed, get sore backs, tooth aches, get in fights with their spouses, deal with addiction, all the usual shit that makes everybody unhappy.
Get wealthy, save, invest, and leave the rat race to live in a nice quiet place out of the city when you don't feel like working anymore. Or you can work like a nigger until you're 65 and move into a mobile home because that's all you have savings for.

I wish you the best. Try tribulus bulk herb. Worked pretty well for me a couple years ago but I'm currently too lazy to take it. Also DHEA, and longjack herb.

how do I learn this stuff

maybe, ironically I enjoy chaos on the trading floor

The money meme is a myth. I still remember when I became wealthy on paper, and it was a weird feeling. I had heard all the warnings from friends so I prepared myself, keeping assets offshore in non-compliant mareva jurisdictions, didn't flaunt my wealth (I wear a fucking smartwatch, a Garmin) etc.

I only told a few friends, ones that I thought I could trust. Sure enough, soon enough everyone in my family knew. I had people finding my number somehow from high school and asking for favours. Relatives asking for loans. Friends you haven't heard from in years all of a sudden won't fuck off and sometimes offer to suck your dick (not even kidding sadly).

You lose motivation to make more money, because what's the point? You don't need it.

Forget about dating. You only go their place, never have any ID on you and lock your phone. Maybe there are women out there who like you for you, but women are natural parasites and their first objective when sizing up a target is their networth (they are very advanced in this). If they know you are moneyed, they will do anything to get pregnant such as retrieving condoms, smearing sperm into their vaginas, fake swallowing sperm then visiting the bathroom, etc. When I worked on the street I would always lie about my day job and have a completely different set of clothes if I met my non-finance friends.

Poor people only care about money.

I should also add the log spot price y(t) = x(t) + z(t) if it wasn't obvious.

Not OP but the answer is to exterminate the kikes. Hope that helps.

> become OPP

Maybe. Not a bad idea.

> you don't want to be wealthy

yeah I love only being able to afford shit food, live in shit neighborhoods, take the bus, waiting 6 paychecks to get dental work done while living in pain, having my phone and internet cut off once per month or two, etc.

I know this is all my own fault but how can you say "you don't want to be wealthy" to a lifelong poorfag? nonsense

Take economics

>how do I learn this stuff

The DIY way would be to start with Shreve's Stochastic Calculus for Finance. The straightforward way would to take a graduate class in options pricing.

what was your path to success? were you always a golden boy or did you go from miserable failure to millionaire? Is there any hope for someone to succeed with a meme degree and practically no education at 22?

>I wish you the best. Try tribulus bulk herb. Worked pretty well for me a couple years ago but I'm currently too lazy to take it. Also DHEA, and longjack herb.
Thanks user, I will look into that.

If you look up the Google trends for Canadian searches of "file bankruptcy", you can see they spike sometime around 2016. Trudeau's effect on our economy is making it's mark, Day of Rake very very soon. Expect a housing crash that'll make the world forget about 2008.

Digits confirm.

Huzaahhh.

>Take economics

Depends. All the economists I work with are not very strong in continuous time.

Whatever earns you a lot of money

Then use that capital to influence the nation for the better, and give preferential treatment to whites while doing it.

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>>No, 41 in a week is old as fuck.
>I'm 44 and my dick pretty much quit working at 41. Its all downhill from early 40s.

>over 40
>cant into copulation with floppy dingus
>not on trt
Why do you hate yourself?

And again . . .

Yea your suggestion for specific finance was more accurate, I did it at the same time so it all blurred together in my mind