>Early-Mid 30s although I honestly don't feel a day older than 25 >6'2 >240 >IQ 160+ (I used to teach a standardized test on the side for $150/hr) >graduate degree in Mathematics >worked as mathematician, computer scientist, businessman, investment banker, quant >wealthy >worked on wall st >multiple passports >watched Canada go to shit over the past decade >Canada's economy is slowly going to shit
Decided to apply for a job because I'm bored. Some BS Canadian HFT startup. Show up to interview suited up in captoe oxfords because from website and job description I posited it as a financial role
>interviewer is a cuck, great >greets me >asks me to do a programming test, politely decline as I may have a degree from an top school and I can code in assembly if need be >starts asking me about what "stacks" I know >confused, asked I thought this was a management quantitative role at a High Frequency Hedge Fund? >"ugh no we need coders" >politely ask what the salary is >$50,000 CAD >Look around the office, all Pajeets straight from the street >I don't even respond, just get up and walk out. >Tell this story to some former colleagues who proceed to casually offer me mid 6 figure jobs if I want to go back, especially with Dodd Frank getting repealed (I just run a hedge fund from home now).
Why is Canada's economy so pathetic? Why on earth would any skilled person take a job in Canada?
Canada is so bad they use dollars to pay people now.
Wyatt Nelson
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Liam Cook
Are you a Jew?
Robert Ramirez
What are you even doing still in this shit hole country? and in Onterrible no less.
Easton Clark
>...and then I woke up
Jose Garcia
that was obvious when he said multiple passports
Dylan Barnes
Why live in a frozen hellhole like Canada? Also you sound rude, if you were that good btw, you would have been headhunted already. Why do you change jobs so much? There's something fishy...
Easton Kelly
Not SHELLfishy, though..
Jaxon Ross
>Worked wall St >Chose to back to Canada.
How much did you fuck up that you can't even land a job in the US again. >160 iq
Dylan Thomas
I don't think so...
I don't have an Israeli passport
This was in Montreal
I'm just amazed that countries like Singapore, Switzerland, the USA, etc are so much more advanced when compared to Canada's communist economy. How does this country even function with such a low living standard relative to its natural resources?
Dylan Miller
>>Canada's economy is slowly going to shit It takes time to fix the shit Harper got us into. Patience my friend. Also, be more careful when you apply. When you have 160+ IQ, you should be able to tell. Also why didn't any of your friend give you a reference? You must have some friends working and making good money (I do). Perhaps your just full of shit or unemployable.
Camden Hill
>This was in Montreal Montreal has few if any pakis. Must have been Toronto.
Elijah Jones
You may not have wanted the job, but I bet the interviewer was just killing time so as not to cause an embarrassing situation by admitting to your face that they already didn't want you, once you declined the programming test.
Lincoln Walker
Only country to give grandpa residency/citizenship after WW2.
He got loaded.
We are indebted to country. Even though they won't want Zionists soon.
Luis Adams
first thing you need to do is get on a treadmill you overweight kike
Hudson Evans
Canada has a lot of good software talent but they pay like shit. You're not the first guy to figure this out the hard way.
If you want to make $$$ in tech, NYC and SF are the places to be
Parker Wilson
because your PM is Spencer Rice playing KvS against the sane countries of the world
Adam Gutierrez
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Logan Adams
Why do people assume anyone who works in finance is a Jew? Most ludicrous meme around
The job was fronted as a quant management role, supposedly with 10 figures AUM
Juan Hughes
Cool LARP.
Jaxon Cook
>6'2 >240 lost some weight, fatass
Lincoln Roberts
>having an IQ lower than your weight
what a fucking turbopleb
Liam Bell
"I don't always lie on the internet, but when I do, it is completely unbelievable."
Anthony Cox
Iktf, I just applied for welfare, fuck that noise.
Dylan Campbell
that's how you know he's larping
that and
>35 but I feel so young!
35 is old as fuck
Logan Martin
> Early-mid 20's although I honestly don't feel a day older than 16 > 6'2" > 140lbs > IQ 120+ > dropped out of community college twice > worked as fast foodie, telemarketer, entry-level low wage computer work, government > poor, in debt > no passport > watched Canada go to shit over the last decade, didn't notice until 2-3 years ago > Canada's economy is shit
Decided to take a government job because it pays better than any other I've ever had and I can't be fired.
> coworkers are cucks and fat ladies, great > spend all my money gambling, don't pay off debts > Never win, always lose it all > Get given car but since I blew my last few paychecks won't get it on the road for another month or two > Work as contract worker 6-8 months of the year, go on unemployment for the rest, play video games, waste my life > salary is $41,000/year > Look around office, hate my life > no ambition, watch porn, don't lift, don't approach girls > I don't even care, just get up and go to work for no reason > Tell this story to former colleagues and they proceed to casually say "Ha ha it's better than working at Timmies!"
People like me + low-skill immigrants will kill Canada. Sadly I am better than most (((men))) my age.
Trying to sort myself out. I really am, advice appreciated. Inb4 kill myself, maybe one day
Camden Murphy
what is a CIM and does it come before or after a pitchbook? testing to see if you were actually an investment banker
Liam Mitchell
It took me 27 months of searching to find a job after graduating with a STEM degree, and it only pays 50k starting
The Canadian economy is the ultimate meme, meanwhile in America graduates have multiple offers 80k starting minimum
Eli Flores
>claims to be a genius and financial expert >doesn't understand what's wrong with the economy
Jose Wright
'2 >lost some weight, fatass Be absolutely assured, it's pure muscle and OPs superior sized manhood that is adding to the weight there. His penis is 12 inches long when flaccid and looks like a baby arm when erect. He's better than you. So much fucking better than you or I...
Leo Hall
>27 months searching
what was your GPA?
Did you intern?
Were you part of any fraternal or extracurricular organizations?
>The Canadian economy is the ultimate meme, meanwhile in America graduates have multiple offers 80k starting minimum Thats a good one Canadabro. More like starting out in the mid 40's with 150k in debt.
Jeremiah Jackson
> 6'2" 140lbs >man
Landon Foster
only if you go to some overpriced out of state private school and major in gender studies
then you will have that situation with a $40k job as a diversity trainer or something like that
Thomas Walker
No, 41 in a week is old as fuck.
John Evans
> booze, weed, porn, gambling addiction
im a victim. In soviet Canada, I win
Owen Hughes
I think it's because the OP was bored and wanted a change of pace.
I'm sure he could work with his friends but after a while why stew in the same pot?
Cameron Walker
>be wealthy and young >complain about anything
Charles Davis
> booze, weed, porn, gambling addiction Wait that isn't just normal?
Josiah Perry
>No, 41 in a week is old as fuck. I'm 44 and my dick pretty much quit working at 41. Its all downhill from early 40s.
>be me, 35 year old, don't feel a day over 21 >190 iq, like that jew autist on the shit CSI copy but with autists and that disgusting fat cunt >graduated MET top of my class and the teacher gave me a gold star and I showed my mummy and she have me a lollipop >president constantly phones me to tell me how cool I am >all the cool people invite me to their birthday parties >teach nasa idiots how to make toast in bread on hot >worked as a spaceman, fire engine man, geeniuyus, scientast, rocket shooter with chemicals and cool stuff like wear this break >I hang out with bruce Wayne and lend him money and the needs it if even if he has emergency >passport for every country in the world and they don't even check because they are so afraid of it.
Go for a job because I am bored between spaceflight and having sexes in famous womans
>interviewer is a faggot communist >I barely make it out alive?
Christian Campbell
Do you have a wife, gf?
How did you deal?p
Charles Harris
>Do you have a wife, gf? > >How did you deal?p Yes, wife. I can still get it up on occasion but its kind of a floppy erection and not very satisfying. Could be depression though, job has been shit for a while now.
Owen Fisher
>"ugh no we need coders" And understand, user, that their definition of what counts as a "coder" is far lower quality than what you or I would accept as a coder. Pajeets can't code for shit. All they know how to do is copy/paste modules and then look confused when shit doesn't work right.
Luke Fisher
Is it endangering your marriage?
Aaron Hughes
Yeah but you are a Democrat...
Justin Sanchez
I worked in FICC not M&A/PE, but a pitchbook comes before the CIM and I've heard all the nightmare stories...
Become a cop. OPP makes $150,000/year on average just to write tickets.
I'm at around 15% bf. I am muscular
Everything loses meaning. Money doesn't seem real. I have a lot of funds under management, more than people can imagine, but to me it doesn't seem real. It's like playing a game.
You don't want to be wealthy. Trust me. Everything changes, and it's for the worse.
Jacob Ross
He just said he runs a hedge fund.
John Long
I can take some of that money off your hands.
Ryan Perry
$50,000 USD is not even an entry level salary for model validation in the US, much less for a quant developer role. Stay down leafs!!!
Levi Howard
I hate posts like OP so fucking much.
Dylan Wood
become a fund manager, a real one and try to compound capital at a high rate of return, if successful you can really start playing the game... someone like a george soros can do whatever the fuck he wants on a global and political scale
paul singer is another example of someone who can wreak havoc on economies without even lifting a finger, they are the ones that are really playing the game.
Brody Rodriguez
if you work for mercer you are guaranteed to be a millionaire and it won't even take that long, but there are multiple billionaires working at RenTech
Brody Williams
you're just depressed, brosef get some grounding whatever floats your boat, like finding your soul calling or doing some good around you look for meaning, it's not so hard to find
Lucas Nguyen
Alas, I'm just a lowly quant working for a commercial bank developing models for CCAR.
Connor Howard
since youre still wealthy >find qt >make prenup >have kids >make canada white again.
Nathan Richardson
Ontario is sucking up every bit of revenue the west coast spits out. It's impoverishing us and preventing the west coast from getting any influx of capital from investing in ourselves that would enable further development.
Christ if we hadn't let the chinese into BC it'd be a fucking white paradise right now.
Both Victoria and Vancouver should be approaching silicon valley tier, but the economy is paralyzed with a lack of capital and affordable housing. Vancouver Island has a lot of affordable housing in Nanaimo, but there's no capital investment for jobs, and infrastructure for getting to/from the island is shit.
Fix the infrastructure, invest capital into the island, and the BC economy will boom. Ensure it's whites-only and you've got a path to success.
A functioning Victoria/Vancouver then provides an outlet of goods for the other western provinces to ship to.
Michael Bennett
You need some young fun boipucci bruh
Robert Harris
can i have a job
Kevin Anderson
>jew >6'2 240 lbs
pick one
Christopher Thomas
>Everything loses meaning. Money doesn't seem real. I have a lot of funds under management, more than people can imagine, but to me it doesn't seem real. It's like playing a game.
So play the game to make Canada better.
Aiden Watson
>>asks me to do a programming test, politely decline as I may have a degree from an top school and I can code in assembly if need be They ask this because most CS grads can't code for shit
Julian Kelly
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Ian Johnson
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Ian King
People who work in oil/mining and some healthcare positions make the big bucks
Sorry you learned the hard way user
Grayson Young
still paid in loonies where I am
Hudson Flores
Why are you larping here >IQ 160 + >Canadian >not Jewish
Ryan Sanchez
>You don't want to be wealthy. Trust me. Everything changes, and it's for the worse.
Expand on this, please. I've got potential to be wealthy and I'd like to know if I'm wasting my time.
Julian Martinez
Money is not going to solve your problems you need Jesus
Asher Martinez
>I'm so smart I have to brag about it
uhhh... I don't think someone smart would be doing this
Angel Lopez
>Is it endangering your marriage? No, we're both too busy to care I think. Nothing like getting up at the crack of dawn and putting in a solid 12 hours at the factory to make you feel like a real man I guess.
John Kelly
>IQ 160+ >multiple passports lel
Jacob Cook
help me leaf
I'm smart, but I have autism and never learned self-discipline. How do I stop hanging out with rural/suburban retards online? Please help me. Anything.
Sebastian Gray
Sam Hyde.
Landon Jackson
You gotta come up north and be willing to swallow some maple syrup from my leaf stem
Caleb Myers
you're no help
Jacob Sanchez
Sage. This board is cancer and gets worse every day
Thomas Nelson
Hey Leaf, let's say the log of a commodity spot price has state space dynamics:
dx(t) = mdt + sdW1(t) dz(t) = -kz(t) + vdW2)t,
whre all parameters are constant, dW1(t)*dW2(t) = rho*dt with dWi(t) a standard Brownian increment. Find an analytical solution to the price of a forward contract with the spot price as underlying with maturity T.
Waiting . . .
Kevin Collins
was a military officer who is about to do an mba at a decent canadian school
not really sure what to do. any advice for someone in the same boat? figured finance in canada was the least cucked industry
Josiah Lee
Not having money fucking sucks. Don't listen to the "don't want to be wealthy", "money doesn't buy happiness" memes. Yes, wealthy people get depressed, get sore backs, tooth aches, get in fights with their spouses, deal with addiction, all the usual shit that makes everybody unhappy. Get wealthy, save, invest, and leave the rat race to live in a nice quiet place out of the city when you don't feel like working anymore. Or you can work like a nigger until you're 65 and move into a mobile home because that's all you have savings for.
Daniel Mitchell
I wish you the best. Try tribulus bulk herb. Worked pretty well for me a couple years ago but I'm currently too lazy to take it. Also DHEA, and longjack herb.
Lucas Nelson
how do I learn this stuff
Luis Thompson
maybe, ironically I enjoy chaos on the trading floor
The money meme is a myth. I still remember when I became wealthy on paper, and it was a weird feeling. I had heard all the warnings from friends so I prepared myself, keeping assets offshore in non-compliant mareva jurisdictions, didn't flaunt my wealth (I wear a fucking smartwatch, a Garmin) etc.
I only told a few friends, ones that I thought I could trust. Sure enough, soon enough everyone in my family knew. I had people finding my number somehow from high school and asking for favours. Relatives asking for loans. Friends you haven't heard from in years all of a sudden won't fuck off and sometimes offer to suck your dick (not even kidding sadly).
You lose motivation to make more money, because what's the point? You don't need it.
Forget about dating. You only go their place, never have any ID on you and lock your phone. Maybe there are women out there who like you for you, but women are natural parasites and their first objective when sizing up a target is their networth (they are very advanced in this). If they know you are moneyed, they will do anything to get pregnant such as retrieving condoms, smearing sperm into their vaginas, fake swallowing sperm then visiting the bathroom, etc. When I worked on the street I would always lie about my day job and have a completely different set of clothes if I met my non-finance friends.
Poor people only care about money.
William Hernandez
I should also add the log spot price y(t) = x(t) + z(t) if it wasn't obvious.
Zachary Morgan
Not OP but the answer is to exterminate the kikes. Hope that helps.
Jayden Scott
> become OPP
Maybe. Not a bad idea.
> you don't want to be wealthy
yeah I love only being able to afford shit food, live in shit neighborhoods, take the bus, waiting 6 paychecks to get dental work done while living in pain, having my phone and internet cut off once per month or two, etc.
I know this is all my own fault but how can you say "you don't want to be wealthy" to a lifelong poorfag? nonsense
Kayden Kelly
Take economics
Kevin Flores
>how do I learn this stuff
The DIY way would be to start with Shreve's Stochastic Calculus for Finance. The straightforward way would to take a graduate class in options pricing.
Jose Bennett
what was your path to success? were you always a golden boy or did you go from miserable failure to millionaire? Is there any hope for someone to succeed with a meme degree and practically no education at 22?
Jonathan Perez
>I wish you the best. Try tribulus bulk herb. Worked pretty well for me a couple years ago but I'm currently too lazy to take it. Also DHEA, and longjack herb. Thanks user, I will look into that.
Parker Walker
If you look up the Google trends for Canadian searches of "file bankruptcy", you can see they spike sometime around 2016. Trudeau's effect on our economy is making it's mark, Day of Rake very very soon. Expect a housing crash that'll make the world forget about 2008.
Eli Price
Digits confirm.
Huzaahhh.
Jose Cox
>Take economics
Depends. All the economists I work with are not very strong in continuous time.
Bentley Sanders
Whatever earns you a lot of money
Then use that capital to influence the nation for the better, and give preferential treatment to whites while doing it.
Evan Young
> >>No, 41 in a week is old as fuck. >I'm 44 and my dick pretty much quit working at 41. Its all downhill from early 40s.
>over 40 >cant into copulation with floppy dingus >not on trt Why do you hate yourself?
Samuel Ward
And again . . .
Julian Cook
Yea your suggestion for specific finance was more accurate, I did it at the same time so it all blurred together in my mind