Norks are at it again. CNN now reporting that North Korea has deployed virtually all her submersible assets; leading many experts to believe that a SLBM test is imminent.
Unlike land based assets, submarines can go undetected for months; potentially lurking just off shore of any potential target.
>BREAKING: #US detects 'highly unusual' #NorthKorean submarine activity.
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No, Just No.
fuck me this looks serious. This shit is reaching the boiling point now. Do something trump, for fucks sake DO SOMETHING ALREADY. Strongest military in the world huh?! WHY ARENT WE USING IT?
It's about to happen
We are going to be fighting them soon for sure.
>SLBM
Kek. NK is too fucktarded to get the warhead miniaturised enough for a sub launch.
He tried to warn us
But for how much longer? This problem has been mounting for decades...every single presidential administration has ignored it.
This ignorance will not come without consequences forever.
Arent their subs just septic tanks with clown bow ties slapped on the back for propulsion?
We would have to get China's dick out of our ass first.
He has to kill millions of North Koreans and make cities disappear fast enough while having ships filled with hundreds of thousands of Marines ready to invade North Korea before the Chinese can mount a response.
If Trump destroyed North Korea, the same people complaining that he wasn't doing anything will be bitching and moaning to the Hague about the North Korean Genocide.
lol us probably expects nbest korea to explain how they will protect themselves from the regime changers.
kim should demand a full report on what us ships are doing off korea's coast
>Nork subs going undetected
better hurry up and drain the ocean!
>Kek. NK is too fucktarded to get the warhead miniaturised enough for a sub launch.
Yeah and one year ago they were too fucktarded to develop a successful ICBM missile. They're making progress. They will get there eventually.
what looks serious? they're not going to sneak attack anyone. nothing is going to happen.
i find it hard to believe that rust rig with what looks like broken port holes on the front could stay under water for any length of time
And that pile of rust is dangerous?
>ALL OF THIS WAR MONGERING AGAINST NKOREA
just leave nkorea alone who the fuck cares.
Do not need anything fancy to do some damage. Japan and her midget subs back in WW2 were incredibly crude in their design, yet they trolled the US navy harder than any other craft they had.
How come NK can't have nukes? Why are they not allowed to protect themselves? Why is Israel allowed free reign of military testing and advancement but NK is forced into fighting and dying if they want to be safe? Why?
>Nork
>Subs
>CNN
Sage
Yep. And they regulate buyoncy with a little bit of baking soda.
Norks will sub launch a crude nuke at an aleutian island. THAAD cannot stop it and it will fuck up MAD theory. China has supplied them with the missile and nuke but this will never be called out in public.
If Trump responds, the media will claim it is an overreaction, that trump's bullying caused it to happen. China will use this to claim America is a bully and needs to be isolated.
If trump does not unleash unholy hell upon the norks, he'll be a cuck and american power is over.
Either way, the meme will be that Trump got us nuked.
Wait and see.
Don't you need to have the tech to have submarines go undetected for months? Regenerative oxygen supplies, silent props and turbines aren't easy to make without help, unless the Chinese are providing covert support
Just follow the billow of diesel smoke and rust
They managed to power up the engine?
reminder that if you believe anything the MSM says about north korea, you are sucking globalist agenda dick
nearly every single thing you are told about them is a lie.
>unless the Chinese are providing covert support
Which...they are.
Yeah he needs to hit the Kabba and nuke some nasty animal niggers, too. Give them something to really squeal about.
this
You do realise they've already tested an SLBM?
>literally WW2 diesel powered relics?
so fucking what
This seems most likely. I don't like Trump much, but if anything happens from this I feel sorry for him, he won't come out well either way, unless the norks don't do anything.
Whatever Trump does he will still be called out by every single boomer cat lady on Facebook. Let's just hope he swiftly declares war on NK
Mooch resigns so media is distracted enough that Trump can kick off ww3, thus securing his second term.
wtf will he do to smokescreen his efforts to repeal term limits?
that's ok tho
What's the point of having submarines if everyone can see what they are doing?
>doesnt know the incident where us lost track if all of them, at the same time.
Deploy the fishing nets
i swear if i lose my life becuase of drumpf im going to be really piss off
cali fag here btw
really makes you think about how little us plebs actually know about geopolitics
we're fed scraps
he actually didn't.
rare
Yep. Typical AmeriFAT and their 'everything is fine' attitude.
For protection?
They threaten to nuke countries every week you fucknut
that carnival sub looks like something out of a 20 leagues under the sea disney ride
Kek, is that a fucking U-boat?
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1 NK nuke makes american beast into docile bunny. So scary!
>dead
>feelings
I'm going to die in a blaze of nuclear glory but at least I got triples
dude those buildings are fake. look at a view from the other side. they are literally just a pretty front to look good from that angle alone
Hmm that "submarine" doesn't look like it's in very good shape. Are you sure? Seems like everything below water line is rusted to hell and the thing is about 60 years old.
US is preparing the false flag once again. Get /comfy/ lads.
I'm sick of hearing about this shit
>mainstream happening prediction, so you know its bullshit.
>NK has literally nothing to gain and everything to lose
Why the fuck would any sane person think this is gonna happen?
BYE BYE
Hol up, does that thing have fucking windows on the sail? How does that not leak when they dive? Do they only dive really shallow?
They can't even afford paint for that tin can
seriously!? that little fat ringworm needs to be taken out. a regime change may be the only way to go at this point, if it would work on their supercucked brainwashed population. any conventional attack would guarantee tens of thousands of casualties on both sides and then the left would cry warmonger. but really though, there's no way that noko advanced it's missiles so quickly this has to be china or Iran helping them.
Haha you retard our ghosts have feelings too
Daily reminder that even a super old diesel sub can be a threat to modern warships.
Also these old tubs have been somehow, inexplicably, converted to launch ballistic missiles. Don't make no fuckin' sense and it's a goddamn miracle it works at all.
Just cause they're horrendously old and probably have literally zero modern equipment doesn't mean they're not a threat.
This isn't like biplanes Vs. F-22, or a Spanish Galleon Vs. Arleigh Burke guided missile destroyer.
An old piece of shit diesel sub still has the capability of getting a kill shot on a US carrier when submerged and running on batteries. They're very, very hard to detect.
>Tfw navy fag
Can't wait to see north Koreans get btfo first hand
It only has to work once and it's game over. What're we going to do then, sit around the campfire and sing kumbaya?
You're totally right. Everything is fine...nothing is wrong.
Typical AmeriFAT and their overwhelming ignorance.
Hear that? Sneak attack imminent guys
Why can't we have it? Why can't croatia get a nuke or Serbia? or Bolgaria? Why not Nigeria or Lybia? Or Phillipines?! Uganda! Give us all nukes!
SOSUS Nets around the Pacific will sniff them all.
The ones that don't sink on their own will be shadowed by Hunter-Killers and surface assets.
The sound of a torpedo tube being flooded or a missile hatch opening will be met with immediate death.
We won't say we sunk them, we'll just say, "Huh, we heard it sink on it's own via SOSUS.
>One nuke
>Game over
Yes, game over for NK.
we should at least be authorized to blow up their subs if they're testing in international waters
This is just a distraction to keep burgers from thinking about the implosion of the Trump administration. You fuckers fll for it every single time!
The fuck you talkin bout dude? One nuke can do a lot of damage. One nuke can kill 25 million people in a large area. One nuke can start world war 3, which will literally be the end of humanity as we know it.
One nuke.
American is lower than Japanese dog.
Will burn soon!
Imagine how pale and skinny their crew is
You go in there and it's a bunch of holocaust survivor looking vampires
With giant circles under their eyes
I had one of those, it was yellow.
is that from wwI
?
lol holy crap. how did you get on here?!
Don't let the proxy burn you on the way out of the thread.
Could it be training?
Triple doubles
Nothing will come of this, more fake news. numbers confirms this.
Diesel Electric subs bud... Antiques bud...
You are now aware NK subs do not have operational range to reach the US without sueface based logistics ships refeuling and restocking.
You are now aware NK subs dont have the operational range to reach even Japan without surfacing to replenish air and to vent.
The US is under 0 threat from NK subs.
They could however potentially sneak a nuke on one and sneakily detonate it allah akbar style in a SK harbor.
US ships are at standoff range beyond NK's submersible range.
t. former navy intelligence officer and current private sector defense analyst.
soviet/chinese diesel electrics
quick, you have 3 shitposts to explain why NK would ever nuke anything that isn't SK
Hardmode: you are wrong.
If it is, it's a stupid time for DPRK to deplete its minuscule fuel reserves.
i wasnt even aware nk had subs
>Nork subs
>undetected
Nigga they are about as sneaky as a fucking fat guy at an all you can eat buffet. The Pacific Fleet would hear them and smell them before they made it into international waters.
It's the same u-boat from that movie das boot
They bought surplus Bizmark era subs
You are all too poor.
THIS. Top Kek
Fuckers are literally rolling movies on their events with nukes falling on USA with Kim applauding.
Go and fuck them up, it would be stupid to do nothing about it.
So what you're saying is, expect a nuclear attack on american soil from a government wing overrun by communist jews, and then point at these news sources saying it was north korea?
Golly, i thought 9/11 bombing at the box office would have encouraged them to not try it again.
Complete and total jew genocide within the next 20 years, calling it now.
If NK is actually going on offense then China supports this. Anyone with Asian famalams pretty much knows that NK is China's bitch boy.
We are getting ready for war !
The Norks know this which is why they have thoousands of autonomous drone subs with hydrophones playing recordings of torpedo tubes being flooded and missile hatch openings. The decoy will be met with immediate death while the real sub slips though and makes its killshot.
thanks
not sure why they even bother because its a fucking joke
Nazi U-boots could easily cross the entire Atlantic ocean and stay at sea for months. I assume NK subs are more advanced technically than u-boots.
>>BREAKING: #US detects 'highly unusual' #NorthKorean submarine activity
Oh shit. They learned how to close the screen doors.