BREAKING: Multiple North Korean subs heading for US waters:
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North Korea Happening Submarines Headed for US West Coast!
Ryder Gonzalez
Austin Williams
It's nothing, just a few tourists wanting to see how that freedom stuff works. Welcome them and be gracious hosts. It is the American way.
Landon Martinez
Uh oh
Andrew Taylor
>north korea
>subs
Brandon Sanders
this is routine
is late,go to sleep
Easton Jenkins
>North Korea
>Submarines
Hahahahahaha
Jeremiah Reed
Pic of the submarine they built got leaked! We are fucked!
Matthew Foster
Would that be a huge loss if they nuke your West coast, with its shitskin majority and the rest being white libtards?
Thomas Harris
It's not nothing, they are testing something. NK wants to experience some American Made Freedom any day now!
Caleb Williams
I was just listening to shortwave. What does 4 sky kings mean again?
James Reed
>Being this dumb
Christian Roberts
Is this really it?
My bacon and sausage pizza isn't ready until 8pm.
Do I still have time to eat?
Anthony Rodriguez
Bump
Isaac Evans
>Ausfailia being intelligent
They have roughly 78
en.wikipedia.org
Mason Green
>California was nuked off the face of the Earth in your lifetime
>yfw
Lucas Jenkins
Yea user please do, get /comfy/ it's gonna be a wild night
Cooper Parker
dont even joke about that man hahaha
Chase Taylor
NK has been trolling newfags on this board since day one. It never happens. Unless you see a mushroom cloud from your bedroom window do not fall for NK bamboozlery.
Mason Williams
so close yet so far away
Mason Fisher
Commifornia about to be nuked.
Check 'em
Ayden Diaz
Please nuke portland.
William Powell
It'll be hilarious when they sink in the middle of the Pacific ocean before we even get a chance to blow them up.
Logan Williams
Right? Rock on Kimfu
Josiah Kelly
No. I would be overjoyed.
Christopher Perez
Kim is looking for that Szechuan Sauce
Gabriel Powell
Diesel subs that would make the 30's Kriegsmarine embarrassed to be seen in.
Landon Cooper
Would almost be a favour tbqh
Grayson Ross
Update from WH user: we are now at DEFCON 2.
Zachary Cox
>says nothing about "US waters"
>would take them weeks to get here anyway
Asher Reed
They have the largest fleet of operation submarines in the world. Shit-tier but still the largest.
Ayden Moore
If they hit L.A. bigly
Oliver Scott
operational*
Noah Campbell
where's this?
Asher Butler
Anyone else in San Diego? So many jets scrambling in the past half hour.
Asher Wilson
kim really tryin to die tonight huh
Michael Ross
Timestamp Kim or I call bullshit.
Cameron Gutierrez
Is trump really dumb enough to try to initiate a false flag like Bush did? Does he really think no one will blow the lid off of it and he'll lose his entire base? Perhaps that's why we've had no attacks yet, he's scared of the leakers. He honestly wants an ISIS/NK 9/11 style attack that can bring up his approval ratings.
Henry Lewis
It mesns your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post
John Taylor
Are NK subs cappable of launch a nuclear attack?
Lincoln Jenkins
Checked
Hunter Turner
Rick and Morty is blue pilled
Kayden Jackson
>West coast
Oh god, yes.
Joshua Perry
He's got to see the writing on the wall.
I think it's one of those deals where he's fucked either way so might as well go out with a bang.
Cooper Davis
Perhaps positioning themselves within range of U.S. interceptors in Alaska.
Hudson Thompson
I'm in Oceanside, next to Camp Pendleton. I haven't heard any today.
Levi Smith
Link?
Carter Williams
Defcon 2 is super low. Defcon 5 is the highest and most dangerous you idiot
Dylan Jackson
> "we are now at DEFCON 2"
> "where's this?"
just kill yourself
Charles Torres
Highly unlikely they have the tech to do so while submerged. I would imagine that their diesel submarine tech wont be that useful against modern anti-sub detection.
Adrian Morris
koreans said they're aiming for the heartland. the midwest is fucked.
Brandon Watson
...
Luis Reed
weak bait
Ian Harris
Nope
Isaac Hughes
>It's against the rules to like things that present opposing views
Matthew Robinson
Yup, NAS North Island is pretty busy. I hear them too
Chase Russell
nope
Camden Perry
I don't care if I die as long as Seattle gets nuked.
Dylan Ward
It's the opposite:
en.wikipedia.org
I know this is bait but not everyone knows it right off the bat.
Wyatt Perry
>Experts believe if Friday's test had been fired on a flatter, standard trajectory, it could have threatened cities like Los Angeles, Denver and Chicago.
archive.is
rip america
Eli Kelly
>tfw between appalachia and east coast
>tfw the norks will never get us
William Evans
I hope they blow up california
Joshua Thomas
Rick and Morty is actually super redpilled KYS you literal retard
Owen Bailey
I saw that a couple of days ago, quite surprised desu
Owen Gutierrez
Especially San Fran Sicko and LA.
Isaac Howard
>muricans get nuked
>flee to yurop on boats
>get shot at the frontier because of the new anti-immigrants laws brainwashed into the normies by Sup Forums
>mfw
Josiah Wood
no we are at DEFCON 1 srs
Ryder Smith
Rick and Morty is actually super redpilled kys sperg
Noah Ortiz
Kys fagget
William Flores
bye bye OP
David Cruz
he meant the fucking post you retard
Gabriel Jones
inb4 Commiefornia gets nuked
Luis Cruz
nothing burger story
the only capable balistic bearing class is Sinpo (NK have only 6 of them)
en.wikipedia.org
and they have only 1500 nautical miles range
James Hernandez
cnn.com
They're working on submarine missile launch technology
Luke Cook
...
Christian Powell
Comfy. West Tennessee I hope they miss memfrica
Alexander Bailey
The Hunt for Led Octobel
Gavin Young
Trusting Wikipedia
Adrian Adams
It's alarming actually. If they are able to get out of Korean waters undetected, they could pose a viable threat.
They could operate silently enough for enough to get through before having to resurface.
And plus, they could have several fleets creating a distraction.
We're talking about 100 submarines total, all potentially armed with nukes. This should be far more worrisome than their ICBM program.
Daniel Sanders
American dogs will burn soon!!!
Isaac Morris
to commemorate this glorious day I will order the Korean BBQ Steak Sub from D'Angelos
Camden Perez
Confirmed.starts tonight. Keep you posted.
Dylan Davis
fuck guys my dogs have been barking likr crazy for the past 10 minutes, is htis my last happening?
t. california
Landon Carter
R A R E
A
R
E
Benjamin Gray
Your country sounds made up
Joshua Roberts
Did someone say TN?
Reporting for duty!
Benjamin Gutierrez
and nothing of value wass lost
Blake Taylor
Are you in DMZ or actually in DPRK?
Nathaniel Lopez
Hurry up and nuke us already, you fat gook faggot.
Henry Moore
No it isn't you little homo. It's still a good show but it's for reddit atheists.
Jaxon Ward
What if all this North Korea aggression is faked by our own government and is another excuse to jam military bases in Eastern Asia just like the Middle East after 9/11?
Oh no wait that's exactly what it is.
Eli Green
Sad that some Nork sailors will drown deep into the Pacific.
Ian Barnes
Never watched it and don't care. I like 1930s-1940s era Americana like Woody Guthrie and John Steinbeck even though they were both socialists and I'm tired of the RWDS thought police telling me it's blue pilled trash
Gavin Gomez
Im so fuckin sleepy. I think im going to plug some ambian up my ass and get some shut eye. Who wants to match me? Bernie can still win!!
Landon Richardson
No but they could in theory stuff one of their fuckheug nuclear devices into the bow of one of those Romeos and try to detonate it off the coast of Pusan or Nagasaki, maybe even Tokyo.
Henry Harris
ITS HABBENING
Angel Murphy
Kim is looking fresh
Liam Murphy
Your days of terror are over. Soon you will be finished
Parker Kelly
It's the most boring place i've ever been.
Landon Rivera
This is untrue.
Our submarine is not bad
Henry Howard
Digits confirm nothing happens. Go to bed.