Damn it feels good to be Australian

There is literally no other country on earth more based than Australia.

>Not land cucked.
>Patriotic.
>Anglo country.
>Among the highest living standards in the world.
>Universal healthcare and low cost education.
>Beautiful women.
>Not brainwashed by far-left.
>SJWs, leftists etc get ridiculed by everyone. Marxist groups and leftists on universities are tiny fringe groups that make everyone cringe.
>Boatniggers and refugees get turned back.
>Our refugees are mostly from the UK and Asia.
>Whitest anglo country.
>Not PC.

Need I say more?

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theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
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where do i sign up?

Wish I had a gun.....

best sport AFL.

New meme.

Australia's doing really good except for a few fringe types and people:
>Melbourne
>Victoria
>Abbos
>liberal women who seem to get into positions of power

>refugees from the UK
Wait, how? I don't want to be in this country.

>Our refugees are mostly from the UK and Asia.
Immigrants*

>Implying Australian means anything at all

Some fucking Nigger from Somalia who got here 8 months ago is already "Australian". It's a nonsense word, we're just less cucked Brits.

Give it another decade and we'll be taking in UK refugees

You forgot the best one.
>Strong gun laws that work.

Feels good not living in fear of cuck cannons like they do in the states.

"Fuck off we're full"

Reminder pic related is true about Australia

I want to visit this frying pan of earth. Where would be the best place to go? Money isn't a issue I am always ready to pay extra for a high quality active NEET simulation.

>Australia doesn't have a culture.

...

Where did tanned ubermensch slaying crocodiles and talking in strange English 'U wot m8 a fukin bogan g'day' memes come from?

id say melbourne is pretty cucked and leftist.

Fuck off melbourne cunt

what about the gooks in ur country m8?

Real facts. Everyone is a fucking asshole to everyone else because "they had it harder than you"
That said, I don't socialise with any of them anymore because its a circle jerk.

The price of things here compares pretty well to the USA , some places there are really expensive actually and they slug you with taxes at the counter which could be anything. At least our prices are listed and we pay the exact amount in dollarydoo's as advertised.

Love my Aussie brothers down under. Godspeed in the preservation of your people. Emu concentration camps when?

You destroyed coral bareer

It's a great country aI agree, but it's still second to USA.

Enforce a 2nd amendment and start driving on the right like normal people, at that point you may be as good as USA.

Well the chinese have bought up your housing and ruined it so Sydney is completely unaffordable and your government is refusing to action that cus muh stamp tax and muh boomers.

I did enjoy the avo on toast though.

Try the Bermuda triangle

>worst geography
>no freedom of speech
>can't afford a house
>no technology industry
>expensive electricity
>shitty politicians
>games/animus get censured
>all kids I see in Sydney are ethnics

They come here to work and dont really cause much trouble. Apex in melbourne on the other hand...

stop playing games and get a job lazy shit.

Sydney is also full of faggots and lebs.

>Go to Woolies
>See gook taking his shopping trolley back
>he turns around collides with people walking through the door because chinks lack spatial awareness
>weave around chinks trying to get to stuff I want to buy
>dozens in the store wandering aimlessly walking slowly taking up the entire isle while people are trying to get past
>they don't move or stop taking up the entire isle because they have no consideration for anyone else and lack the ability to move and take into account where other people are
>finally get all the stuff I want
>head to self service checkouts
>gooks entering the store through to the exit and walking through the self service lane trying to walk between people in the line
>too dumb to walk around them
>see free register
>start walking carrying my heavy shopping basket
>bodycheck two gook manlets in coke bottle glasses walking in through the exit to get to my register
>bag and pay for my shit
>weave around gooks aimlessly wandering around taking up the entire footpath and walking slowly
>fact I'm carrying a bunch of shopping bags doesn't register to them and they keep getting in my way or almost running in to me.

WHITEST ANGLO COUNTRY!

oh give it a few more years for our kike govt to fuck over everything

>Whitest Anglo country

still not fucking white enough

Guns are cool but is there really a point to making them accessible? If the homocide rate is lower with them banned then why tf would we bring them back. It's not like we would need them to fight a tyrannical government either considering queeny would just fuck the primeminister off if he tried to install a dictatorship

When the Islamic revolution in Britain takes place all of the white flight will come to Australia.

BUT I'M FROM /K/
THE GUN LAWS DON'T FUCKING WORK EITHER THEY JUST STOP LAW ABIDING CITIZENS FROM OWNING THEM

HAHAHAHA
>oh look at us
>i made a FUCK YEAH australia thread
>but, but, you have a chink problem
>LOL NOPE, they're actually ok! Based chinks don't do that much!
*buys your entire real estate market*

stop deluding yourself you fucking retard you're fooling none of us and you sound cringy

>can't buy plastic knifes without ID
>lost a war to emu's

Walking down main Melbourne street the other night. Gook walks out of alleyway straight into me walking passed because he's looking at his phone. Phone falls out of hands on to ground. Says hey watch out. Wait.. What. I said excuse me? He gestures with a "errgh..."
My tolerance is wearing thin with subhumans.

They are doing something about it though - plus the chinese buying up all the property in NZ/Aus/canada has become problematic for china aswell so they've put a limit on the amount of money chinks can take out of china each year. Expect corrections in inner city housing prices in the next few years

suggesting that there is a sport better than ACL
faggot

Fuck off nigger

Australia is a great country.

Too many Asians in Sydney, and the house pricing there is extortionate. I have family in Hurstville and it's basically like Little China. Not many english shop signs or white people in the community.

I'd say move to Brisbane. Low asian and arab influx (apart from Sunnybank) plus we've won 8 in a row for state of origin.

Australia is fairing much better than the UK at the moment. Our government is just cucked.

thats Armored Combat League, mind

>no guns
>no freedom of speech
>cucked by boongs

This

It's fucking true though stop bragging about fuck all when you have problems too. You're in a better position than we are but when it comes to chinks you downplay the scenario just to make your country feel better in a "fuck yeah australia" thread, it comes across as more self-delusion and only kidding yourself.

>Live at Uni dorms
>Decide to go to gym late
>like walking at night no normies around
>walk through my uni on way to gym
11:30PM
>gooks sitting on every chair at uni
>using their laptops for the free wifi
>zero white people around
>walk down stairs on way to through road
>Even though the gook walking up them has the entire stair case he has to decide to walk up the side I'm on to get in my way
>have to weave around other random gooks taking up the entire footpath EVEN THOUGH THERES NOBODY ELSE AROUND

Even at almost midnight these chink vermin are taking up all the seats getting in my way. It's maddening.

>*buys your entire real estate market*

This is predominantly a Sydney problem, Chinks aren't supposed to be able to buy existing housing but they're using some loophole there. Having overseas investors buying new houses built is a good thing as it eases demand and should keep prices stable.

a few more years, brother
wait for the govt to fuck up something major, like introduce sharia law (god please no) or sell literally all our land to the chinese
then we take the fuck over

Objectively false. Gun homicide rates have fallen significantly and we dont have mexicans next door bringing new ones in. Very few criminals actually have guns these days

fuck off mohammad

yeah, fuck off Chang. Projecting faggot learn to communicate with people who disagree with you

>no guns
thats why i'm stuck as a medievalfag on /k/
>no FOS
yup
>niggers
god i hate them so much i live in cairns so there fucking everywhere

>be britfag
>deny the benefits of immigration
>delude yourself into thinking having chinks and poos for slave labor is as bad as having mussies/spics/niggers
Stay mad

>>gooks sitting on every chair at uni
>>using their laptops for the free wifi

they're probably studying while you whites are out getting drunk every night.

nice, more projection without even addressing what i said
i literally don't care about another foreigner on Sup Forums going HURR MUSLIM BRITAIN
must feel good still being 10, right?

Australia is the least American - friendly Anglo nation. You have always called us out on our shit like our biological weapons project during WW2 and the pardoning of Unit 731 staff. I like that about you though, you're not a blind dog like the UK following us around and not speaking up.

Australia has the capability of being a great power in Oceania, your participation in the Timor crisis was proof. Now you just need to destabilize Indonesia and weaken Chinese influence.

SHUT UP
forigners are buying up so much of our everything that we are going to be fucked in a few years

I hate the ones that walk around staring at their phone with the headphones in constantly colliding with people. Not that they're much better without the phones. They can't fucking walk without constantly getting in the way or running into things. They always walk and stop in the middle of footpaths/isles/stairways.
I myself always walk on the left of the footpath because that's how we drive and that's what any reasonable person does. But gooks always walk in the middle, really slowly.

They stand right in front of doors for elevators/trains/buses and block your path when you're trying to exit. Even though common courtesy is you let the people get off and then you get in. But gooks don't have any courtesy. They're just animals.

Good point. It is only a matter of time. White population is imploding and we are going to need to consolidate eventually. Bongs still are our top 3 immigrants.

We've gotten White Flight from Rhodesia and South Africa too, it has made no difference.

>being actively pozed to shit
>can't buy a fucking property or house
>self loathing
Yeah nah

>boatniggers and refugees get turned back
Only if they come via boat, and yeah sure mate, ignore all the legal migration that's fucking raping us.
You're a faggot gaycunt.
Kill yourself, we're too full to even have your gook arse here. Fuck off

>On my way to gym
>getting drunk every night

Pick one. My GPA is 6.3 out of a scale of 1(fail) to 7(high distinction) I study just fine and unlike gooks I don't have to cheat exams and pay others to do my assignments.

You're a dipshit.
nativistherald.com.au/2017/06/11/the-pillars-of-australian-culture/

So then what is the problem you're pointing out? Australia is an aging population that needs continuous growth to support it, having skilled immigrants from asia is 10x better than importing mussies and africans; this is absolutely undeniable and not a problem at all. The only thing any of you ever point out is that the housing prices are high, which as i stated earlier in the thread is already being fixed and that the cost of living is high due to having to import everything from halfway across the world

australia is fucking shit, i hate this fucking country. Im literally emigrating to uk next year to start uni and get a job.

yes my american friend
i have an exellent plan that i might try put into action at some point
>use our massive uranium mining industry to create reactors along the northern coast
>sell the electricity to the niggers in new guinea, indonesia, china etc
>make them pretty reliant on us (probs not china but you never know)
>pull the plug on thier asses if they cross us

Derete

Yeah mate respect check'd

when the muslim revolution comes poland is going to have to save your asses again
see pic

Bump

>You forgot the best one.
>>Strong gun laws that work.
>Feels good not living in fear of cuck cannons like they do in the states.

Largest school massacre was done with a ute and petrol barrels

I'd literally rather live in Londonstan or Commiefornia than that shit city.

I have a good chuckle when I hear lefty woman bitching online "no masculine men in Melbourne"
Gee I wonder why princess.

ASIAN FROM VICKY AMA

PIC IS PROOF

a-at least they dont go into our museums, swinging their fists around and being pseudo-intellectuals.

abc.net.au/news/2017-08-01/uni-sexual-assault-hrc-report-released/8762638
abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/apra-announces-sweeping-changes-to-tackle-gender-diversity/8760632

ok dude.

>inb4 no archive.
it's fucking ABC content.

Why don't you go back to your own country you slant eyed fuck?

Nice try

>abc net au/news/2017-08-01/uni-sexual-assault-hrc-report-released/8762638
archive.is/PJffS
>abc net au/triplej/programs/hack/apra-announces-sweeping-changes-to-tackle-gender-diversity/8760632
archive.is/fmzFe

We need a nationally owned nuclear power scheme. Then a desalination scheme to irrigate the center. Provide grants for locally owned manufacturing and we'd be all good. It's pretty shitty that we have all the resources, and shoot ourselves in the foot by giving it away to China and Japan.

You just wait. Next thing you'll see on the telly is some half-naked abbo whining about whitey in a museum, shadowboxing.

>what are weekly qanda threads?

why don't you go back to europe you good looking cunt

thanks dude, how many fucking tabs do you have open at any one time?

Are you just VPNing through Norway?

>mfw I was born in Australia but raised in England

Yeah

>nuclear power
seei couldn't agree more with you
why does the government have to make a fuckkery of everything it gets its kike hands on

white pride brother.

There is a bipartisan-approved plan to bring 25 million people into the country in the next decade to boost house prices, guess where those people will come from? Aussie economy is smoke and mirrors, without flooding in 25mil chinks your entire economy will collapse.

>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>need a license for crossbows
ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow Legislation.html
>airsoft is banned
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia

>plain packaging on cigarettes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

Fucken oath. Finished my weeks work, chugging beer like a maniac, ACDC and steve earle copperhead road. We need to keep this country this way. Complacency is what has done in the other countries. The powers that be are scheming away at this country like all the others. They don't have the element of surprise on us, we know what is coming. We've seen it in Sweden and Germany. It isn't enough to get pissed off at it, get other people pissed off. I will be god damned if those sick fiends will tell our kids they are gender neutral. If everyone that was pissed of here, and is Australian, started putting flyers in letterboxes, getting statistics out there that the media will not publish. I do not want this country to go down the shitter and suicide itself in the name of political correctness. I don't understand how Londoners watch this shit happen to their city. Sharia law my fucking ARSE. Fuck it makes me angry.

>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

>"h-heh at least w-we don't get shot" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under constant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

Mildly land cucked, every time someone wants to cut down some trees to build a road somewhere the argument is brought up that its abo cunt land or some bullshit like that

You can replace the world Australia with Canada and it would make complete sense to me

Having the power generation closer to them would be more risky, higher chance of them seizing it in an initial attack.

If they are paying for energy + poles/wires for transport of said energy, why not have it as far away as possible, closer to our major population centres to minimize costs for us, but jack them up for them.

Also if PNG ever becomes a serious threat I'll eat my hat, and selling power might not be as profitable as other resources (water? I have no idea about that actually).

I sure do love being a resource cuck paying stupidly high energy costs while there's coal & uranium down the road we can't touch because grubby greens have convinced people toxic solar panels are a good idea when we learned their flaws in highschool and were taught that cleaner Nuclear & Hydro would be the way forward.

Did everyone just conveniently forget that shit?

>>Not land cucked.
>he doesn't know about the 99 year land lease

Aren't kinder surprises illegal in burgerland because kids are too stupid to realise there is a plastic toy rattling around indie them?

But this is wrong.

And hand gun homicide rates have gone up since the ban.

Stop it dude, you're making me sad again.