Die

>die
>come before god
>see this
what do?

Life was a mistake ...

Ask him for an L and a 40

ayooo, wasssup my nigga!

Give a hearty WE

and see if he finishes it for me. Obviously.

Backstab it and steal his healing powers and technology

Send me to Hell please, nothing can possibly be worse than what I see before me right now.

HAHAHA

SAFE

Ask to be sent to the heaven where the god doesn't turn water into grape soda.

MISTER BIG MISTER BIG
THEY CALL HIM MISTER BIG

Fuck his forehead pussy.

thank him for making white people

Summon the exile Yakub to plead my crackkker case. Also summon those long headed middle earth chinks.

hello this is the toilet right, before this is the last time before coming to heaven, so i presume you are the nigger who clean the toilet , because we have to poo a last time before the eternity?
well nigger,i will poo on the floor

According to black lore, Yakub was outsmarted by white people, which is how whites were able to take control of the world. Thus, if Yakub really is the almighty creator, I would suspect that I would be able to trick him once again and get him to let me into heaven.

Ayyyy lemme go

"MY NIGGA!"

YAKUB

*IS WHITE*

THE ALL MIGHTY

*DOES WHITE SHIT*

SPARE MY SOUL LORD AND CREATOR

*REPARATIONS*

and so on

die of laughing too hard

>mfw I've never seen the holy Father because he is black

His stern look changes to a slight smile...

>WUZ

>"So, where do you rape and steal?"

>"At the library"

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say: What the fuck ! This is not funny !

How did you manage to kidnap God?

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SHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Attack him for creating the wh*Te subhuman race

>a turk

bahaha

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>the same two pictures

okkk lol

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Ask where does keep the hoodrats at.

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BE BLESSED FOR ALL ETERNITY OH GREAT YAKUB, FATHER OF WHITE RACE!
YOUR LOST CHILD IS COMMING BACK HOME!

bettee to rule in hell....

>brazilian
>white

WE WUZ AYYS N SHEIT

>d

Holy shit, story?

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No idea, just looking for shitskins in my gore folder

...

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TFW peak melanin

Ask him WTF he was thinking by allowing BLM to exist.

"nigger"

...

WEEEEEE WUZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Aha, nigga's forehead look like a damn vagania.

ME: Sheeeeeiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt

Came to post this.

Turkey is Yummy
I wonder if Turks taste as good?

My belly has the rumblies now :'c

Give it the finger and tell it to send me to hell.

kek

>this is the actual God, OP's pic is the slave of God

Pretty sure OP image is supposed to be Yakub

Turn off Netflix.

Fuck his forehead

God is a nigger. That would explain all the starving children in the world.

"Ey yo Yakub, why did you allow niggers to become so dumb without intervention?"

Also this reminds me of a dnd i ran where the party was working for the Bogdanovs in order to stop Yakub from destroying earth to use as a power source to conquer the galaxy
Shit was fun

>what do?
say: SHIIIIIEEEEEEEEET

So your a black god, why did you let black people suffer so much then? Why did you sit on your cloud, judging the dead who can't a thing when the living could be helped?

Your a shit god and you have a big head full of nothing.

Top Kek

Spit and sneer at his nigger face in utter disdain for the sadistic bullshit existence he so retardedly forged.

>tfw god is double digit

That's why they call us White Devil

Satan is the god of White men

Are you gonna tell your own to stop killing each other and pissing off all the races? Or am I gonna assume your too high and mighty to lift a finger?

KANGZ WE WUZ MOTHERFUCKIN KANGZ WHILE WHITEY WAS LIVIN IN CAVES N SHIEEEEET WE WUZ OUT BUILDIN EMPIRES N SHIEEEEEEEEEEET DEN DA

Do a 360 and walk out of there

>Man was made in the image of God
>implying that God looks 100% like man
Just because you use someone else's essay as a stylistic reference to write your own essay does not mean your own essay will be exactly like that someone's essay.

Spitting in his face and singing "Born to raise Hell" from Motörhead, while im driving to Hell.

>die
>go to heaven
>"Hello user we have been expecting you."
wat do?

Kill myself