You will never be a Palin

You will never be a Palin

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>You will never fuck a Palin
This feels even worse, man.

Not true, I'm Tupperware Palin now.

Why did her first boyfriend not marry her?

I mean it's pretty obvious she's a roastie, a woman that attractive always will be.

That man was smart.

What fucking kind of name is Track?

Also I can see Piper as a little domnatrix too haha

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Piper is a solid 7/10 now.

God, those names are fucking retarded. Why do people do this shit, just pick biblical names or names based on your ancestry.

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Who the fuck names their kid "Track".

This is some American retard shit.

Was this before or after Bristol had a couple of kids? Either way, that body is made for breedin.

T H I C C

Stop checking out Track!

you think piper might still be a virgin?

lol no
they were all fucked good by age 15 at least

Damm inbred

Should I feel bad about it? Whenever I see a white american girl words like "roastie" and "cock carousel" come to mind.

Reminder there's one palin you don't hear about

>Track
>Trigg
>Willow
>Piper
>Bristol

just... why?
The one thing parents give to their children that will be with them for their entire lives is their names, just pick a normal fucking name, Jesus Christ.

Do they call him Trig due to his mastery of Trigonometry since he is Alaska's preeminent Trigonometrist?

tits

big ol' juicy milk jugs, I wouldn't mind breeding one to raise my child

I remember back during the campaign the left was decrying, "Her husband is in the oil business!" and we later found out he was just a platform worker.
lol good times

member when John McCain was the hero the right needed?

Bristol's name is strangely appropriate

Oh god the party got suckered hard by the left on that one
>w-w-we just want to be LIKED
Honestly, the Republican party is still this way.

How will I sleep at night in light of this information?

the name of her daughters are all meme tier

where is the tard?

Yeah been there lol can confirm

What the fucking fuck are those names ??

I remember the MSM red alert went off when she joined the 2008 ticket because people actually started to care about the R- side.

Then the media claimed her downy kid was her daughters (not joking), she was an evil witch because her husbands snowmobile sponsor gave them free coats like all motor sports sponsorship deals would not because she was governor (not joking), and they sent 50 lawyers to interrogate everyone she knew and dig thru all the governor files in alaska when not a single person interviewed Obamas family in Kenya (not joking).

White Palin

only UKunts will get this

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flat ass