REICH CHECKPOINT

"Halt! We are at war, Sturmman!
Your papers?"

>Green=Wehrmacht
>Gray=Luftwaffe
>Pink=Fag, GAS
>Cyan=Kriegsmarine
>Purple=NSDAP official
>Red=Communist, GAS
>Black=SS
>Flesh=Penal Battalion
>Lime=Volkssturm
>Blue=Freikorps
>Gold=German High Command
>Violet=Axis Power diplomat
>Orange=Partisan, SHOT
>Brown=Gypsy, GAS
All other colors are detained until further notice for suspicion of spycraft.

"Okay, on you go"

0: Shot for defeatism
1-2: One-way ticket to the front
3: Rest and Relaxation
4: Captured by Allies
5: Raped by Bolsheviks
6: Rest and relaxation
7: Guard duty at Auschwitz
8: Reroll
9: Escape to South America

>Doppels Knights Cross holder
>Triplicates promotion to High Command
>Quadsies Der Fuhrer himself
>Quintles glorious Reich victory

cunt

>tfw kriegmarine

hehe nutsacks

>"NOT SO FAST SONNY! I'm going to have to ask for your papers."

This man asks you for your ID.
>White = The president (take over the thread)
>Green = Marine Corps Commandant (Pass)
>Purple = US Marine/Soldier (pass)
>Brown = Respected Jew Capitalist (Pass)
>Pink = US Navy Sailor (Complement, and pass)
>Black (or any other extremely dark color) = Nigger (Pass)

>Grey = Jap officer (arrest on sight)
>Orange = Jap soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Ask for papers again- even number ending= pass odd number ending = arrest)
>Blue = Japanese American citizen (Arrest on sight)
>Yellow = German American citizen (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the European Theatre
>3-6 Sent to the Pacific Theatre
>7-9 Sent to the Air Force
>Doubles = Collect welfare checks by feigning illness
>Triples = Your country joins the Allies and you personally lead their liberation of the country flag above your post
>76 = Promoted to General and lead your own battalion
>1941 = Remember the day in infamy and counterliberate the country above you
>Quads= Allies conquer Europe

Roll for Death's Head brigade

hohoho

Roll

ok

Rolling again !!! HEIL!

wew

>Wehrmacht
Wer in der Fick sind Sie, um einen Vorgesetzten für ihre Dokumentation zu bitten, zugrunde zu legen?

All this cultural appropriation. Absolut degeneriert !

Sage because it's a slide thread but I also wanna play.

rollo

rolleru

Ja soldaten

Here they are.

yeeeeeee

>tfw colorblind

roll

roll

Rollin

...

rollan

>wehrmacht
>sent to the front lines

How do I get myself into these situations?

>German High Command

H-hey