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Level 0: based anons on their way to heaven
Level 1: not as based but still gud
Level 2: hentai watching degenerates
Level 3: fat cucks
Level 4: greedy faggots
Level 5: angry virgins (Elliot "can't dodge the rodge" rodger)
Level 6: edgelord atheists
Level 7: violentfags who can't hold their liquor without having a fight
Level 8: fortune tellers and pimps
Level 9: it's treason then.
Who else /level4/ here
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level 6 sounds aesthetic as fuck
Seems that I'm damned to 5th Level's Styx, like the gloomy piece of shit I am.
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
Purgatory.
>Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?
at least formulate it a bit subtle
honey pot much
6, would be more if i had money
Really surprised I got Purgatory (0) when I answered truthfully.
Level 8 sounds horrible.
Have fun in pussy heaven I'm going to the halls of my glorious pagan forefathers.
"First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."
> Cloudwalkers BTFO
My score
Comfy
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Ausome possum
...
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RIP AND TEAR
Alot more good goys than I expected
Don't have time for this right now, but probably just 0 and/or 6
Purgatory! Hurrah.
Surprised that believing some people deserve to die would bring me CLOSER to Hell.
Really makes you think.
Confirmed edgelord
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Level 2 is for cheaters you retard.
Wtf is this??
You rename the levels to fit your edgy humorous world view?
>forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked
C'MON COLLEGE BOYS
I think we need a more in depth test with more grades of answering rather than just "yes or no"/"true or false". But i guess this is based on the whole religious thing where a sin is sin regardless of situation.
Sheeeeith...
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus | Extreme
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>Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low
Damn it, first level limbo.
O SHIIT NIGHA
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
I guess I got the best result here, right?
scored comfy purgatory, I will be chatting it up with Socrates, Aristotle and Cicero before ascending to glorious heaven.
I imagine purgatory would be what most people score.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
>Seventh Level of Hell
Just for being a fag :'(
you beat me by one level!
Purgatory
Repending Believers
Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo
Virtuous Non-Believers
Very High
Level 2
Lustful
Moderate
Level 3
Gluttonous
Low
Level 4
Prodigal and Avaricious
Very Low
Level 5
Wrathful and Gloomy
Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis
Heretics
Very Low
Level 7
Violent
Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Low
Level 9 - Cocytus
Treacherous
Very Low
pagan worshipping is worse then being a fag? I got 8th.
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Doesn't really make sense that Socrates is in purgatory since he killed himself. And he definitely fucked boys.
damn....when will this meme die?
Wtf, this is fucking bullshit. I'm just like you guys, so why did I got sent to the deepest level of hell and most of you to comfy purgatory and limbo? Obvious broken test.
he was forced to sudoku
yep. im a sinner
Purgatory Repending Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
youre a swede, faggot, youre so degenerate you cannot even see your own degeneracy
>Level 3: fat cucks
fuck
looks like you got cucked in hell as well
I got lvl 6. In not even an atheist.
...
Layer 8.
Feels good man.
May God have mercy on your soul.
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Honestly, I think the main reason I got level 7 was due to being suicidal. Kinda makes me wonder if I could totally cut out porn and triumph over my depression where I'd be.
I know I took this in my teens and got high for a lot of things when I was actually going to church, so this is ironic.
>Level 8: fortune tellers and pimps
even in hell i have no idea what i am doing
I got Fifth Level of Hell, seems comfy
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Which level will Hillary go?
Level 1, virtuous non-believer. Yet again I cheat God and avoid punishment while spending my afterlife with pagans and atheists. I have a few questions for the artist who carved the runestone near my childhood home.
Seems like the 5th level of hell is /R9K/ central.
I'm a good boy
I got so high there because I belive the jews need to die and so do any muslims comitting any crime in Christian lands
T R A I T O R
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Divide her soul to each circle it belongs to and distribute accordingly so that she may experience all at once. lol too harsh?
>7th
Also, is this made by actual people with educations or just som god fearing teenager who's read a bit of philosophy and psychology, because it sure as shit gives a lot of ultimatums to questions you can't state as either perfectly true or perfectly false
Philosophy question:
Why are usurers (merchants) and sodomites placed in the same circle of Hell?
roll
It's based on Dante Alighieri's Inferno
So all the answers and questions are based on what Dante describes there
Seems fun
>implying jews are not sodomites
In great part.
C'mon you can do better.
Roll what?
Because they both do something unnatural.
Sodomites take what is fruitful (the sexual faculty) and make it sterile.
Usurers (charging compound interest on loans) take what is sterile (money) and make it fruitful. Think Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice.
This is why contraception and coitus interruptus (pulling out) is considered sodomitical in nature and would earn you the same fate as a sodomite.
more like Sup Forums central
>when the entire population of the USA goes to level 3
you lardasses sunk charon boat, I hope youre happy
Where my Level 7 Niggas at?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level 7 is for violent
Violent is not used in the modern way of the word, it's a word to say "to go against"
Sodomites are Violent against Nature
Usurers are Violent against God
I can provide further explanation if you're intrested
Yeah, unnatural behavior is violence toward the natural order.
Lol this
>would you order an assassination on someone
>do you hate your fellow countrymen
Oh, so basically it's made by what is essentially a god fearing caveman. Why do people let themselves be controlled by what would be called literal fucking retards in today's society? It seems very counter productive to follow these doctrines
>4degreez.com
No shit, this is accurate :O
Made it to purgatory.
>caveman
Clueless descendant of the iconoclasts that busted the faces off statues and stole precious gems out of Bibles.
I'm an exreme level Heretic.
This looks like trouble.
do you? I mean, theyre leafs. its understandable
This is just fun imaginative play.
High violence, lust, and wrath though.
Where are people who take bribes
Bring out the tar vats
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell
Y
ou have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
>what's it mean?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
i was probably a bit easy on myself, methinks i should be less virtuous and more lustful but oh well
>be sent there
>still not believe it
those guys are fucking stubborn
>natural order
Which is what, exactly? You can think, other than scientific laws, there is any order in Nature?
You're traitorous and you think with your dick too much.
Level 2 representing in
>hoes before bros
apt
Oh absolutely not. The seasons are not ordered, nature is not hierarchical, and unnatural behavior does not lead to bad consequences.
Who lvl5 here
Nah, it's actualy made by one the most intelligent (probably a genius) men of the 14th and early 15th century and one of Europe and Italy's greatest writers, his writings admired and studied for centuries.
But you wouldn't know that since you're a highschool dropout with a stiff sense of superiority due to being enlightened by your own intelligence and not some phony God
>The process of reproduction and selection
>evolutionary stable strategies
>avoidance of parasites
>continuance of the species.
Yeah there is actually very rigid order in nature. Read a biology text or at the very least a popsci book on evolution.
I just can't believe this shit I'm in right now.
-Sent from my Burning Tomb.-