When you die, will St Peter let you into heaven?
When you die, will St Peter let you into heaven?
Justin Parker
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Owen Perez
Of course, I'm white
Landon Ramirez
Sage goes on all fields
Samuel Cooper
And when he gets to heaven
to St Peter he will tell
One more soldier reporting sir
I've served my time in hell
Samuel Adams
I hope so
Jason Perry
If he doesn't want his ass beat.
Evan White
hey newfag
Jaxson Robinson
This
Ethan Stewart
After I kill him and cut the faggots balls off.
Benjamin Reed
Of course. I have connections up there, so he has no choice but to let me through
Aiden Clark
No, I gave money to the government that was used to kill innocent babies so Im doomed to hell for eternity.
Josiah Ward
I jerk off on traps, so probably not.
Ryan Long
no, I can't go because I owe my soul to the company store
Kayden Murphy
>implying Peter has any say whether or not anyone enters heaven
Jews and papists burn in Hell, lad.
Ryan Murphy
Matthew 16:18-19King James Version (KJV)
18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
19 And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.
>baptists have never read their bible
Jeremiah Cooper
No because i'm Mexican, but i'll cross the fence anyway
Tyler Bennett
wall goes on the border
Nathaniel Gray
Heaven is being brought to Earth and it is Christ who decides, no one else.
You need to actually read the Bible.
Joshua Nguyen
When I die the Euskaldun will grant me eternal life, yes.
Nathan Brown
Threadly reminder that jeebus is the devil and the Great Dragon of the apocalypse is the actual God.
Dylan Sullivan
No, I'll take unbelief to my grave.
Christopher Gray
Nope. I shall lounge in the Paradise of Folkvangr, not some made up "heaven" that doesn't even have chairs.
Anthony Reyes
Yes
All traps go to heaven
Jack Young
>Folkvangr
What if you go with Odin and he slurps your sea men?
Christian Morales
>implying even a single person here isn't riddled with literal evil
Tyler Gonzalez
Man, I hope so.
Hunter Martin
...
Matthew Harris
trips of faggottry
Justin Gomez
Why be a slave in heaven when you can be a king in hell?
Nathaniel Bailey
what the hell kind of autism is this?
Luis Ramirez
>heaven
>Real
Hunter Wood
i hope i simply cease to exist.
Alexander Turner
Of course, I'm gay
Benjamin Brooks
wtf I am laughing my butt off
Carson Brooks
Then quote the verse jackass...
Except you can't. Baptist BTFO.
William Fisher
dragon of apocalypse is saturn.
Elijah Wilson
...
Hunter Ortiz
No, because heaven isnt real. And if it was they wouldn't let jews like him in.
Nathan Butler
but it is real, dumb hohol
Jordan Green
Probably not, no.
That's ok, Christ cucks are literally god's boot lickers.
Julian Harris
most likely not, if hell is where most people who like to fuck party and get drunk are going, I would rather go and be with them.
Brandon Gomez
Doubtful. But a man can pray his sins will be forgiven.
Brandon Sanchez
I hope so man, I do my best to do right and I be sure to thank God for all he does for me.
Jaxon Price
Depends on the will of Allah
Lucas Carter
I don't believe in God so I can only hope not.
Ethan Bennett
>muh metaphors
Logan Flores
Angel Bailey
post it right here
Evan Campbell
>never hurt anyone in my entire life and only ever try to help people
>didn't pick the right denomination of sand nigger religion at random so go to hell
thanks (((Yahweh)))
Nathaniel Brown
...
Liam Myers
Checkmate atheists.
Dylan Mitchell
A man called John died and woke up in heaven
He seen ST.Peter in front of him and begun chatting him
Peter gave him a tour about the place and they walked by a huge wall covered in clocks
John Asked Peter:
>What is this wall and why is it covered in clocks?
>St.Peter: Ah! That is the Great Wall of Lie Clocks, Every one has one, including you! Every time someone lies, their lie clock will tick once. This way god can keep track of everyones lies
>St.Peter: Look over here, this is Mother Theresa's clock. As you can see she has not lied once! Here is Abraham Lincoln's clock and it shows that he has only lied twice
>John: So where is Obama's?
St.Peter: Oh, well it is actually not up here, Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a fan you see
Matthew Lee
Peter's faith is like a rock, the foundation of the church is faith in Jesus.
The keys to heaven is the Word of God, which was given to all of us. It is the Word which saves.
Enjoy Hell, filthy papist. We all know that Catholics don't read the Bible, rather they burn people for reading the Bible.