It's 7am, September 11th 2001. You are on foot in New York City. You have $100 in your wallet. What do you do?

It's 7am, September 11th 2001. You are on foot in New York City. You have $100 in your wallet. What do you do?

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I'd buy a turban.

>bets on the Jets

tell everyone in the street that there's a party at the top of the world trade center starting at 8am and they'll be giving free food to people.

spend it all on bubble gum

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invest into Halliburton ASAP

Buy a camera and look for the dancing Jews.

i keep walking to the bus stop.
gotta be at work around 8am.
nothing happened for another hour and half...
but when it did i went outside and took a look.

Call in a bomb threat to the WTC and go have breakfast at Trump Tower.

call the police and make a bomb threat on the trade center

>free food to people.
free food to black people.

You bastard

breh...

run around like a manic screaming about terrorists and airplanes

"IN ONE HOUR GOD WILL MAKE HIS DIVINE JUDGEMENT UPON US FOR NOT KILLING THE VILE JEWS."

Call in bomb threats to Logan airport, Portland Airport, and whatever the other two were

open a savings account, deposit the $100, wait until now... boom let the interest ride

why not wait and buy bitcoin?

Call in a bomb threat for both WTC towers, tell them terrorists with box cutters will also be hijacking planes in NYC, Washington, and Boston to use as weapons.

Go have nice breakfast.

Newark and Dulles.

After calling in the threats I’d head over to the closest merly lynch and drop that $100 into Apple stock

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plot twist.

you have super powers

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Nah mate
Drop it in Amazon/Ebay whatever was on the way internet wise. That shit cashed in good.

whynotboth.mexicanloli

Looks like Beijing

get some food weed and tony hawks pro skater 3

$10 prepaid phone -$10 credit - call news and spread the word. $80 on taxi the fuck outta there.
make big windfall on paid interviews about your knowledge of 9/11 and the inherent time travel available in the future.

Buy a boombox, a hazmat suit & mask. Walk around the blast site playing Smash Mouth - All Star on loop

>It's 7am, September 11th 2001. You are on foot in New York City. You have $100 in your wallet. What do you do?
Invite all the Harlem niggers to a party on top of the WTC and use the hundred bucks to buy liquor and KFC and then slip away just a half hour before the attacks so i can watch the attacks from a safe distance on the rooftop of another building.

>$10 prepaid phone
>2001

I dont think so timmy
Anyway
Call the FBI tell them two planes are going to crash into the trade towers and one into the pentagon
Call in bombs at departing airports
Tell them to detain any arabs they see
>tfw no war on terrorism and 6 trillion US tax dollars saved

Pay a hacker to hack the stock market it's what the jews did so why not.

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go check the basement of building 7 for demo charges to finally shut autists on Sup Forums up

KEK

>Buy a parachute
>Go to the top of one of the towers and wait
>Jump off after the plane hits so I can be famous and get on Opera.

He coulda bought gold and sold it in late 2008, then bought bit coin

All in on Halliburton. Long on margin.

I would sneak into WTC7 and trigger the water sprinklers to soak everything and make it non-flammable.

Buy the best camera you can and get shots of WTC 7

>"we know"
you act like you'd change anything

stick wallet in mouth. i am three years old

If you do not leave the wtc right now you will never have a girlfriend.

Find a $100 day hooker

I would buy a bus ticket to Philly, buy some smack and shoot up.

$100 on the Patriots to win the Superbowl

Top tier

Go for a meal in Windows on the World. I hear the view is amazing.

Buy cocaine

realtalk here, how would you warn people about this? wouldn't no one believe you?

>You have $100 in your wallet. What do you do?

I call every major media outlet I can from a pay phone and tell them that the Mossad and the CIA are about to hijack planes and fly them into the world trade center and the Pentagon.

get myself an analog camera. film the non-existing plane never hitting the towers.
ask me why analog and I'll tell you.

Kek

Leave, go home, smoke a bowl and take a nap.

Why analog

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Invest $100 in Apple.

GET A PARACHUTE AND GET ONE LAST BASE JUMP OFF TOWER IN 2 WHEN TOWER 1 FALLS.

Call Randy Savage. I'd get him to stop the Hulkster. Buy a video camera. Sell the footage to Gawker.

The observation deck was on the south tower which was hit after the north tower.
Calling a bomb threat on the airports would be useless as the planes left way before 7am when you arrive.

I would buy one of these signs and a 12 pack of PBR.

Then start yelling "I told you so."

Also
mega millions = 3 · 11 · 33 · 41 · 49
Mega Ball: 21

Powerball = 13 25 35 39 47 Powerball 1 power play 3

Breakfast at Windows on the World.

Probably 100$ of water and sell it to fire fighters for 1000$

You mean shorting AA stock, and actually YES IT WAS DONE (read Webster Tarpley) AND WE DON'T KNOW WHO DID IT BUT (((THEY))) KNEW WHAT WAS COMING (((DAYS BEFORE)))

Go home and wait for gta iii to come out

Sage it all to hell

But... But i saw it on tv?

I would short every single American airline stock

You wouldn't warn people, that's stupid. Your best bet would be to call in a bomb threat to the trade center or the airports from where the planes were hijacked.

>It's 7am, September 11th 2001. You are on foot in New York City. You have $100 in your wallet. What do you do?
The same thing I did last time. Videotape it from across the river, cheering and laughing and doing Jewish dances.

Also the owner of world trade center was jewish lady that had a doctors appointment that morning

really makes one think

God fucking damnit

I would call in bomb threats at Boston Logan, Dulles, and Newark. I'd also call in bomb threats at the Capitol, the White House, the Pentagon, and the WTC. With a New York Brooklyn Jewish accent. I'd then join for breakfast at Trump Tower.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_93
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_175
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_11
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_77

United 93: Newark, push-back 08:01, take-off 08:42
United 175: Boston Logan push-back07:58, take-off 08:14
American 11: Boston Logan, departed 07:46, take-off at 07:59
American 77: Washington Dulles, departed 08:10, take-off at 08:20

well played

>implying it wasn't an inside job and you wouldn't just get vanned+tortured for your knowledge.

>be american
>get shot

You said you'd answer

>call in bomb threats to WTC and Pentagon to keep us out of middle-east kikery
>Sit around until 2003 with the 3000 memes on my phone and become king of Sup Forums by popular vote
>fuck Moot right in his boipuse
>use my forethought of future tech and revenue from loli body pillow ads to create Amazon/Facebook/Google etc and keep it out of the hands of the fucking kikes
>Become God Emperor
>Purge non-whites
>Colonize mars by 2017
>purge Xenos

>The same thing I did last time. Videotape it from across the river, cheering and laughing and doing Jewish dances.
HAVA

NAGILA

Fantastic times, right little bro Sivan?

short airline stock , Iraqi currency and trade towers holdings. invest in oil.

File a flight plan with the agency

>approach nearest guy
>Hey i bet 100 dollars that building will be hit by plane
>Guy looks confused
>shakes hand agree our bet
>He loses
>i have 200 dollars now

>mfw Donald Trump is actually a Sup Forumstard who was transported back in time and has been planning the greatest meme war for decades.

No.
Buy defence contractors. They doubled/tripled the day the market reopened.

Just stick to making Jew mask. Making money isn't your strong suit.

>double or nothing!
>ok, bet another plane comes and hits the other tower
>you're on!
>$400

HAVA NAGILA

BENIS MACHAD

fuck
spbp

kek

call my dad and try to convince him not to get on that plane.

Buy a cellphone jammer to prevent your call from getting through

>killing your father
Why?

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Warn everyone, which will of course not work. Police will detain me for weird behavior.
But then the attacks happen. I will be on every talkshow and make millions. I will claim I'm a time traveller and I will work for whatever industry benefits from my knowledge.

Get more money and buy bitcoins. Oh and do nothing about 9/11

i'd go watch hot shots part 3

another trick goys
>ask random chick
>would you blow me if plane hits the building?
>plane hits the building
>Oh GOD YOURE A MAGICIAN
>Get a blowjob

Sad thing no one would believe u for attacks.

crash this airplane

you will be in guantanmo on a nice stretcher, being waterboarded.
Not in a talkshow.