PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LIZARD TRUMP EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Ivanka/SBA McMahon @ Small Biz Event 8/1/17
youtu.be/5JN3Ng1ghNg?t=40m53s
>State Dept press brief (SoS T-Rex and Heather) 8/1/17
youtu.be/eSxIm7Q3At8
>AG Sessions w/NOBLE 76 LEO in Atlanta GA 8/1/17
youtu.be/bllwf1UODs4
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 8/1/17
youtu.be/494FsviSz5o
>WH Vid - VP in Georgia 8/1/17
youtu.be/eMD8h9ZB_eo
>UN Amb Haley on ME debate 8/1/17
youtu.be/6bjYDILjT8I
>Pres Trump presents Medal of Honor to Specialist 5 McCloughan 7/31/17
youtu.be/HpCUOZ_4KHc
>Pres Trump speaks after swearing in WH CoS Kelly 7/31/17
youtu.be/p0uekuuJJ9Q
>Pres Trump full Cabinet meeting w/Gen Kelly 7/31/17
youtu.be/HEeDb5OD6F8
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Mnuchin, Mcmaster) 7/31/17
youtu.be/YADEfJofYgw
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
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>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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>we NEED the Mexican immigrants, nobody else will work on the farms!
Well Sup Forums?

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fuck muslims

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>MY LAST FOR TONIGHT. GOOD NIGHT!

Thanks for baking, Portubro! Goodnight, hope to see you again tomorrow!

Well?

Reposting to collect (you)'s

twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/892775305718497282

AWOO~

>muh Roman empire.

>liberals are super angry today

Coulter tomorrow: WTF day 122332323 without none diversity quota!

Didn't know the coptics were Catholic
Goodnight and thank you for your service PortuBro

>only worthless good for nothing spics will wash our dishes scum that they are and your Hitler if you dont agree.

Wow slow down there Jim.

WHERE'S THE WALL DONALD WHERE'S THE WALL

Understand this... IF Trump Is NOT Impeached It's Because Americans Are Racist, Star Fucking, Money Grubbing Whores.

The obstruction of justice is overwhelming even if the Russian collusion is not.

Republicans have an agenda of theft for the 1%.

Trumptards have an agenda of trying to stick it to as many people as possible as whites become a minority in America.

Something new and better will arise and it may not be called America but there won't be any racism and the rich will be forced to pay European levels of Taxes.

When the top 20 families in the US hold 90% of the wealth, something needs to fucking change.

>And More
HAHAH WHAT THE FUCK
"And More"??? what is this lazy junk

*doesn't kill civilians or destroy personal property*

Ape Aptitude strikes again!

medium.com/@Cernovich/exclusive-scaramucci-memo-showed-content-focused-vision-for-white-house-communications-team-ce242c96e8c8

k. bye

(you)

How many Red States in the breadbasket of the country say the same thing?

I get the whole memes thing but he should've spread hatefacts instead.

Who wants Asian American pics?

>human society somehow existed for 6000 years before Spaniards raped a bunch of Aztecs and made the fruit-picking race
really made me think

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They aren't, they're Oriental Orthodox.
Maronites are Catholic.

Dumbledorff

>mfw Miller didn't tell Jim to shut the fuck up and let him speak

Clean your White House.

*commits a civilised sacking only destroying government buildings*

Holy fuck I can't stop watching the Jim Acosta segment of today's presser. Miller fucking killed that stupid faggot live on air fucking lmao

>you_left_wing_parasite.ogg.tiff.jpg.png.mp3.sln

>>we NEED the Mexican immigrants, nobody else will work on the farms!
>Well Sup Forums?

Trump addressed that during the campaign

>Seasonal guest workers
>Can't bring their families
>Allowed in for a couple of months a year

Easy peasy

We literally imported and bred niggers for this. Ship them back from the cities to the farms.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selwa_Roosevelt
Neat.

Forget the Mexicans, we should indenture the Canadians for that.

the typical liberal vagueness and platitude with a silent prayer that you goyim don't press the issue further

Julius deserve every stab, should've made the Gauls pick his grapes.

Goodnight, comrade!

Not really. He is some kind of a puppet.
>I'm ashamed of knowing this.

Mad Eye

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Not Catholic.

Schumer just fielded a kickoff in the back of his own end zone and sensibly got down on a knee instead of trying to run it out.

Nobody cheers that.

>99% of the replies are saying "You stole this from Trump"
Chuck fucked up.

""oh so slave labor is okay now? I thought you guys hated minorities working on farms?"

I really don't understand you people...

If I work twice as hard as a fucking CEO, but am stuck working in a low level position, why should I have to struggle to survive???

Why should that rich asshole get million dollar bonuses whilst I am a wage slave????

To deny a wealth imbalance is fucking idiotic.

Trump is a rich fuck and shouldn't be sitting on ill-gotten fortunes.

He should be taxed to realign economic disparities.

Asians don't like MS or AL. I guess our niggers scare them away.

>yfw the moisture of the vagina walls will never lubricate your foreskin as you thrust in and out

>every political element can fit into my children fiction
Harry Potter is in no way that complex or deep.

sure

I was under the impression they didn't give a shit what the outlying provinces believed

three words: antiquated farming equipment

>what are imprisoned niggers

You can switch your flag but you're not fooling anyone.

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Anne Frank Center is a fraud, without any actual connection to Anne Frank's family, or her foundation. The left decided to weaponize it last year, and Soros is paying the bills there now.

MAXIMUM OY-ING

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Hey remember that time in Harry Potter where Voldemort hijacked the mainstream media, forcing everyone to get their news from a sensationalist tabloid?

There was only two.

>Fappy Mondays
Favorite day in the week

>Harry Potter is in no way that complex or deep.
Libs using Harry Potter references is more of a testament to their shallow, simplistic perceptions of politics than it is about Harry Potter being deep and complex.

I hope Kurt's family gets him some help before he harms himself.

You need this user
Also I love how April got btfo so hard

YOU'RE A SHONDA

STOP HAVING COMPASSION FOR THE GOYIM

It's funny because they made that speech about this like a week ago and immediately lost focus and started screaming about allowing dickchoppers in the military
They've fanned the radical marxist flames too long and now the lunatics run the asylum. Too late Chucky boy

Poems aren't law. Hate to break it to you my dude.

*speeds into walmart on a turbo fast 50cc mobility scooter and blocks the frozen food isle from a family of orphans*
Eh... nothing personal kid.
*shitstained american flag underwear is revealed*

So how exactly does this immigration reform plan get through Congress? You just know the left is gonna mobilize in droves against this like they did the slightest Obamacare repeal. What's going to have to happen to make this bill make it to Trump's desk?

Made this a while back, if anyone wants it they can use it.

>Implying Miller isn't Drumpfthghw's puppet

When will he name the jew? He's gotten so close in some moments when he goes off on (((post-modernists))).

His Biblical series is still great though.

I hired ten recent locals to work on my Horse Ranch starting at $18.00/hr at the end of last year. I just brought back on the twelve negros that work for me to harvest my Feed Corn, Sweet Corn, Hay, Tobacco and Soybean Fields. My Ranch Hands are up to $22.65/hr and my negros get $20.65/hr for two months of work.

That's exactly what Trump's doing now, only he doesn't have a classmate whose dad happens to be Alex Jones.

Oh piss off...

You are the same autistic edgelord who constantly calls me a fucking leaf as if it discredits any argument I have.

I know who you are, fatty.

Get a life and leave this site for a change.

Trump needs to retweet this and say "Why wait? Pass these bills and I'll sign them"

Looks like a leftist cunt to me

Why don't you make financial decisions twice as hard when you start your own local service business?

>tripfag

Into the filter it goes

>we need IMMIGRANTS because they do the jobs that white people don't want to do

kys leafnigger

We have IDs and thanks for outing yourself.

>Russia now is making fun of Trump calling him weak publicly.

TIME TO DISAVOW BY BOMBING THEM WITH NUKE DONALD.

>That 11 y/o kid Frank gets to cut the white house lawn
Lucky bastard

holy cow THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Also when the mainstream media were lying, gossipmonger insects that were breaking laws to get leaked scoops.

A fucking leaf

>If I work twice as hard as a fucking CEO, but am stuck working in a low level position, why should I have to struggle to survive???

Being stupid is a bitch.

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It's painful how they take REAL PEOPLE and try to make them fit into a PERSONA and aren't disturbed by this act. The the pinnacle of "I know who you are and what's best for you"

>no TD

>frog
>lizard

>paid to write for a newspaper

QUIET SHLOMO I'M DEEP-COVER

>Russia now is making fun of Trump calling him weak publicly.

More Russian collusion with the Democrats. Shocking.

I was calling attention to your apparent lack of knowledge regarding ID's, but thanks for outing yourself as a leaf regardless.

Does Trump ever make a decision?

No.

He relegates thinking to his "experts" and doesn't do shit himself.

That's extremely anti - semitic of them.

Wow, why is she so anti-Semitic?