> nigger steals giant tortoise from nature conservatory
> sells it for $300
> gets caught
> 36 prior arrests
> Suspect Shawn Waters “loves animals,” his mother Amy insisted before his Queens Criminal Court arraignment. “That’s his passion. And now they’re trying to create him like he’s some kind of monster on the news? Like, come on.”
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DINDU
reason 5 billion to hate niggers with a passion.
He dindu nuffin
NUFFIN
fucking niggers
Nigger's gonna Nig!!!!
Thas his passion.
I feel him, I have this passion with money and every time I steal it I get locked up for no reason, now they are acting as if I'm a monster or something, like come on.
Ever heard of the story of the tortoise and the nigger...yeah the nigger loses in the end.
how'd these nigs get smartphones?
damn thought he'd make turtle soup
oil money / free market
Believe it or not but all the tech you use is stupid cheap to make. Your just paying for brand names. China makes copies (cant really call em that since theyre made in the same factory with the same parts) of Western tech and sells it in the 3rd world for less, but still at a profit for them
Yeah that was my exact thought as well. Nothing like turtle soup, and watermelon.
What did he do, put it under his shirt?
>loves animals
Good Lord. Look at this devout Christians following the teaching of the Son.
you shall love your neighbor as yourself
is that a Jojo reference?
WE WUZ HERPETOLOGIST
> 36 prior arrests
At what point do you flunk out of the US and get shipped to Liberia?
Obama
As far as i know the Feds cant revoke native citizenship, only the citizen can. Dont know what happens to them when they do, but i like to imagine a canon or firing squad is involved
kek
but not for long. the $300 were more convincing
is the turtle okay?
well little timmy let me explain to you the type of meat chinese restaurants use...
nvm turtle okay