Evening Roberts, who's ready to get comfy? >BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
To my knowledge, yes. Just saw it pop up and I've been on for a bit.
Carter Thompson
Evening, Roberts.
David Cruz
How is everyone tonight?
Joseph Hughes
Thank you OP. Stay safe Roberts and may the male blacks always go down easy.
Isaac Roberts
Yup, I always check the catalog before making a CPD thread and there wasn't one yet tonight it seems.
Easton Baker
How long have you been listening, OP? Anything interesting happening tonight?
Jose Reed
Just got on now, been a busy evening for me.
Zachary Sullivan
Doing well my friend! Settling in to get some work done while I listen to Chicago's most bizarre stories.
Nathaniel Russell
Also I found this buried in an old folder, if any other Roberts could check it for accuracy I'd much appreciate it.
Angel Perry
I'm looking to move into a new house with a storage shed in the back yard so I'm going to get set up for hand loading ammo.
Nolan Price
>british national wanted for homicide
Did I hear that right?
Logan Jones
>Both suspects considered armed and extremely dangerous This could get good.
Jason Barnes
I think the story that takes the cake for last night is the 245 lbs green mohawk female black on heroin prostituting herself at the gas station.
Ethan Johnson
I heard the same. Said theyre armed and dangerous. Could see some shit go down tonight.
Daniel Adams
That was a beautiful noise.
Thomas Adams
SOUNDS LIKE ITS TIME FOR SOMEONE TO CHECK THEIR KEYS.
Jordan Ward
>cant pronounce the last name kek
Easton Rodriguez
Yes!! Was there for that. Did you catch the pajeet beat down in the alley? They ran over him after it, the poor bastard. My wife was singing 'bully in the alley' from AC Black Flag but replacing it with 'pajeet in the alley.'
Fun times.
Jacob Nguyen
Yup! I heard that one too. There were like 3 pajeets last night. Pretty rare.
Ryan Young
As important as Robert is lets not forget our brave ICE agents keeping male hispanic off the streets. youtube.com/watch?v=g2AO4uU1LLA
Kayden Bennett
Lol, this is from today, isn't it?
Andrew Parker
>male black banging on the windows >mental >wearing a straw hat >has a club
Adrian Howard
Does the count still post here?
Jacob Allen
Fuck this is one of those stories that need a hastily drawn paint pictures, damn I wish i had some of those saved.
Tyler Foster
REMINDER
Chicongo Sugar Tax went into effect today, so if you hear people stealing more grape drink than usual tonight you know why.
Gavin Roberts
>Sugar tax What a statist hellhole.
Ryder Myers
and a plastic bag tax, AND an "amusement" tax on their internet bills. There's one more fake tax away from white flight happening over night. Yes I know that rhymed. Thank you.
Camden Morris
Why the fuck does anyone live here, honestly. Also did anyone just hear that dolphin?
Christopher Wilson
Good evening, getting /comfy/
Benjamin Wright
>body removal
Gavin Gutierrez
>Why the fuck does anyone live here
Chicago is the most segregated city in the country. You could drive just 5 miles & see it turn from gay town, to goy town, to gringo town, to nogery park, then back to a rich jewish neighborhood. If any cross neighborhood riots ever broke out it would cause a chain reaction like you've never seen.
Jose Nelson
That sounds pretty vibrant. I want to be enriched now.
Samuel Cooper
I thought that didnt go through?!
Alexander Reed
Nice, haven't see this one yet--love the lettering. Thanks for posting.
Isaiah Collins
Where do you find source images for things like this?
Ayden Russell
No idea I got it on here a couple weeks ago. I'd say just do an image search for chicago crime scenes
Christopher Jackson
10 minutes to go
Jeremiah Harris
I'm trying to get started in photoshopping aesthetic things like this, but I'm not particularly good with my vision of aesthetics.
Joseph Howard
getting so fucking comfy for this shit Hump day bitch chimping intensifies
Ethan Gutierrez
>battery in progress chimp dispute
Dominic Gomez
Afrocentric conflict resolution in progress.
James Johnson
>there's no master list of what should & shouldn't be taxed >artificial sweetener, that contains no sugar, is taxed anyway >This somehow passed as law
It's somehow even worse than I thought.
Liam Perez
Niggress cop chimpin out over the radio 10-4
Xavier Garcia
It's even worse than I thought. How the fuck is Chicago even real?
William Edwards
>Gang loitering a pack of chimps moochin by the korean corner shop
Henry Torres
Godspeed Robert. They don't have to be amazing, any oc is a great thing. I remember asking one of the old oc creators what his technique was, I think I screenshoted it. I'll go looking.
Lincoln Gray
>Punched him in the hands Why would you even call the cops about that?
William Smith
Spidernig
Liam Morris
I just heard something about "a man in a spiderman costume scaring people"
wtf
Isaac Morris
hahahah same
Gabriel Cruz
Bump I love these threads
Brandon Powell
>this thread is dead we got a dindu robbing a store with a gun
Cameron Brown
How go'eth the chimping, Roberts?
Owen Watson
I'm still waiting to hear shots fired so I can see if the count is still with us.
Isaiah Garcia
Yeah I thought the law has been postponed for that reason. A lot of stores were threatening to sue because a restaurant could serve tea or coffee and put the sugar on the side to avoid the tax.
Sebastian Williams
>the ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend is bothering kiara
Blake Ortiz
>Very High we got some decent chimp action starting up with midnight coming soon
Parker Mitchell
kek
Blake Wright
I was honestly unprepared for that call because I had no idea what dispatch was saying was going on.
Colton Morgan
In teamspeak trying to understand the scanner at the same time
Brayden Martinez
>10-4 gguuuuddd Nigga cop kek
Wyatt Ramirez
> a restaurant could serve tea or coffee and put the sugar on the side to avoid the tax.
Holy kek. This what happens when you have niggers and cat ladies in charge.
Henry Peterson
Get /comfy/
Jayden Barnes
Who keeps 10's of thousands of dollars worth of shit in their car?
Julian Lee
Lollapalooza is this weekend so probably rich, stupid tourists.
Jordan Ortiz
Why even call the cops? Did they not like their experience in the vibrant city of of Chicago?
Joshua Watson
True they are just paying the local nigger tax.
Dylan Roberts
>Description of offenders from last night's robbery have cropped up.
Get em' Robert
Elijah Wright
>nigger tax kek had a buddy with NYPD who called it that when tourists/suburb cunts would cry to them after returning to their cars, parked on or around Jerome Ave of all places, and their windows were all smashed by the local gangs of din du's or PR's roaming the streets while the games happening.
James Perry
>drunks setting up a tent under the viaduct
Hudson Ramirez
Good evening Roberts. I'm home and ready for /comfy/ before bed.
Daniel Stewart
>how's it going? >we good, we flippin it (?)
Henry Johnson
>8 Rounds Shots Fired
Gavin Miller
>EIGHT >EIGHT SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Grayson Phillips
My friend (pic related) decided to holiday in Chicago, and he's just eating pizza and staying down town.
Any chance he's going to get robbed or shot at? It'd make my day Tbh > 20 Shots heard
Tyler Russell
>TWENTY >TWENTY SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Ian Parker
>staying down town How far downtown? he looks like a mark
Hudson Baker
>Sit and watch thread from very beginning >Kind of boring >Step away for 3 minutes to reheat food >Miss a total of 28 shots fired
Justin Nelson
Male blacks got himself some high cap mags.
Grayson Brooks
>Child calls, "Black uncle fighting black auntie".
Alexander Powell
>child caller, uncle fighting aunttie
Benjamin Brooks
Damn, dispatch sounded more shaken about 'aunty' going after the senpai than she did about the gang shootings.
John James
Theres a reason they call it real roberts hours. Niggers are nocturnal
Tyler Perez
As in across from Trump Tower.
Luke Nguyen
>whole lot of people hopping fence on north bound side from the ball game(?)
Hunter Kelly
I don't know why they would, every time I arrive there are more males beating females then I could even perceive.
Jason Lopez
He's also a limp wristed rich kid musician who went to chicongo to fuck some Kansas girl. Prime dumb ass
David Gomez
>shirtless old guy walking into traffic
Grayson Davis
>Aussies coming to steal our Kansas girls I'm going to go kick your friends ass myself, user.
Owen Edwards
>myra said she was brought to shelter but missed curfew. I'm really digging the art effects on this art more and more. It's a brush stroke kinda effect.
It's sad how I got used to domestic calls. I swear the psychos out number us all. I need to find a respectable woman to listen to /cpd/ with. ....How hard can that be to find?
>drunk woman pulled a knife on a dude in an autopart store parking lot, she's in the car
Dominic Jones
>caller is looking at home though binocluars and sees 7-8 people fighting. Uh.....that's not creepy at all
Caleb Jones
>seven people fighting >caller is watching them with binoculars
Angel Wilson
>4 male blacks attempting to stop traffic.
Jack Wilson
>someone yelled "what the fuck"(?) I think i miss heard this
>found missing and or lost 12y/o >person hit by a car "has some time on it"
Joseph Rodriguez
It's a shit story since he's a spastic narcissist > Kansas girl does studies at university in Melbourne (pozzcapital) > meets rich fuck edgy autist > eventually they fuck > she invites him to come home with her > he stiffs her and leaves her at the airport, she goes home alone > fast forward to yesterday > Melbourne rich kid visits Chicago. > messages Kansas girl, she's up in Milwaukee interning > she fucking drives to chiraq > they get drunk, ditch the friends, fuck > she goes back to cheeseheadland the next morning
Nothing of value was lost, mate
Leo Clark
Might not be though. South side has a lot of open lots next to tall projects. If I were a scared, holed up resident, I'd probably peep out into the darkness to see if anything is about to go down. Especially if I have to hazard a trip outside.
Jordan Lee
>7 people fighting >caller watching with binoculars
