*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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dude weed

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*steps over him*

>hit this joint bro

nice tats bro

The moon landing didnt happen, Joe.
>black science man said it did so it did

Anyone else love watching eddie brava bait him into moon landing topics just to watch previously based fear factor dude turn on a dime and then pick it up?

excuse me

who is this manlet?

distract him with a DMT rip

Initiate 2nd amendment

kekd

Checked

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You peaked with The Man Show. I'm sorry...

Why is he lean but still looks fat in the face. is it just because he is old?

*smokes ur weed*
*blows ur mind*

he takes hgh and steroids

DELETE THIS!

*throws boipucci at him* no man can handle it, he wouldn't even want to hurt it

SAGE kike

I hate bald people, they are always assholes. Their intelligence is only from high BDNF, and it manifests itself in verbal spontaneity and that's it. Fuck bald people. They all need to be rounded up and put in a camp.

They think they are smart because of this but like all motor mouths, you give a fool enough rope and he'll hang himself.

Hey Joe, you're not fixing to violating the NAP are you?

>tosses marijuana cigarette to distract
>run away
>rogans manlet lags are no match for mine

>calmly lifts foot and steps over manlet and carry on my stroll

>you're a shitty comedian
>take the beating
Someone needs to tell him

This little fool.
Isn't he raising a mulatto stepchild or some shit.

>tosses weed in his direction
>is allowed to pass unharmed

WEED IS BAD FOR YOU!!!!

*stomp on his toe rogan*

Summer detected

>*teleports behind you*
>"pshh, nothin personnel kid"
>*unsheathes katana*

It's kinda sad that manlets like Joe spend their whole lives training in martial arts and wouldn't stand a chance against a full sized man who doesn't even work out.

HEY JAMIE

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>t. never been in a fight

*blocks the bottom 1/3rd of your path*

ew

I've only fought people bigger than me and I wouldn't be worried about a karate manlet anymore than a karate woman.

Eddie Brava is amazing. They're just luring each other into traps for 3 hours

I am 6'7" and 245lbs, train vigorously and I'm younger than this guy. I almost certainly much, much stronger (I mean that gif of him with the kettlebells tells me he needs a bunch of work on form and I'm doing a hell of a lot more weight with much cleaner form). So, I'm not sure he'd block my path.

However, I might have all the physical stature and strength advantages in the world, but I don't know that martial arts stuff so he'd probably do some Chuck Norris style stuff and hurt me real bad, so I'd probably ask him politely if I could pass.

Martial arts isn't like in the movies. Sounds like you'd crush him.

>slaps your girlfriend on the ass
>what do you do?

You can't honestly be serious
A trained fighter will beat pretty much any untrained fighter within 50 pounds of them.

LOL. So you can beat up people bigger than yourself, but Joe Rogan who has years of experience competing in Tae Kwon Doe can't? Neck yourself

He's trying to trigger manlets

youtu.be/9LmS07YfAFw
Being trained effectively is indespensible.
I combatives with a buddy of mine, and even though I'm 6 foot 205lbs, work out regularly, and have the basic hand to hand training you get from army boot (which he also has) I still get beaten by him (5 foot 8 190) because he has significant jiu jitsu experience

You've never been in a fight if you think an untrained person 6ft+ can easily take someone like mcgregor because hes a manlet. Thats some pretty insane levels of delusion

>tumblr

Portugueses are'nt real whites.

This is retarded. It's all staged. A real fight is way different. These gay "jujitsu masters" sprouting up since UFC became popular are manlet pussies who go on a camera for the ego boost they need cause they can't get enough from bossing their students around with how short they are.

There's millions worse fighters who do martial arts.

offer him some banana bread

muh DMT
muh Weed
muh conspiracies are all false
muh Neil Degrasse Tyson's dick
muh Devil's advocate
muh UFC
mh jiu jitsu
muh comedians

he looks like a monkey, wait that's because he is one.

Hey there, little kid! Want an ice cream??

Unzips dick
360 wuickscope walk backward dinosaur style

>muh Neil Degrasse Tyson's dick
this one is unforgivable

he'd choke you out in under a minute lol, why do you go to a bjj gym and challenge the smallest black belt you can find

He has definetly roidet up before. His stomach is all bloated up. Disgusting.

Lmao at these pathetic internet warriors ITT. Joe Rogan would rupture each and every one of your ribs, you fat lanklets:

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He's also a black belt in Jiu Jitsu

The first guy in the video is like 6'2"
Jiu jitsu is a great technique for mixed martial arts fighting.
Are you seriously making the argument that training to fight doesn't matter?
What are you actually trying to say?

*doesnt notices anything and keeps walking*
*hears crunching sound*
"Oh shit i just stepped on something"

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>hgh and steroids
>and

>muh height
That's all you obese lanklet internet warriors have in life, Joe would literally hospitalize you and possible even kill you

Forget McGregor even Mighty Mouse could heem that internet warrior. He'd just run around him, tire the fat lanklet out, take him down and ground and pound him till he dies or is hospitalized.

Joe doesnt even know youre a person. So why defend him like hes your brother?

I don't even like Joe, lol. He's a psuedointellectual retard but these internet warriors need to be put into their place. They would get killed in a fight with Joe who has spent his whole life doing this shit.

Joe would kill everyone in this thread lmao.

Im not even a manlet (6'1) but these people have clearly never sparred or done any martial arts whatsoever. Its one thing if the guy was a legal midget but I spar with guys who are 5'8, 5'9 ans the like and they can take me. Especially with something like jiu jitsu that utilizes a ground game, manlets are pretty good at that.

Come on man. Kung Fu magic isn't real. 5'8" manlets like Connor would be fucking destroyed, DE-FUCKING-STROYED by someone like me who is 6'1" and 230 and I'm not even ripped. I could just sit on him and he would do nothing.

People making big deals out of these tiny fighters makes me laugh. I would punch a hole in Mayweather's face. I'd fucking outbox him just because i'm bigger and stronger not even because of technique. It would be like fighting your little brother.

>"Marijuana causes impotence...and balding."

/pol has nothing on JR

u guys make me sic

Shoot with gun

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Conor would unironically murder you, he fought Nate Diaz who is similar to your height and dropped multiple times and disfigured his face and Nick is a professional MMA fighter who has a black belt in Jiu Jitsu and competes in triathlons for fucking fun.

t. lanklet

Joe Rogan could literally kill anybody he wanted to on planet Earth so long as he landed his turning side kick on their sternum.

lol

you should watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

Rigondeaux who is 5'4" would take your soul in a fight.

Lol at fight night Nate probably gained like 10-15 pounds of water weight back. It's not like he outweighed him by 50 pounds. It's what weigh ins are for to keep it relatively even.

pic related. These dumb niggers are around 6'1" and 210 pounds. Mayweather would have his skull crushed with one giga-nigga punch in 5 seconds flat. If you think manlets even stand a chance you are the one who is delusional.

someone like jon jones can probably kill the mountain in a real fight.