IL Hate Thread

Fuck this meme state

>order drink w/no sugar
>order 6 packets of sugar and a straw
Boom tax averted
Also you shouldn't be drinking much sugar anyways, just drink water.

I'll drink as much sugar as I want you fucking cuck, not everybody is concerned with maximizing the amount of time they get to pay taxes to Mr. Noseberg.

How else would the politicians fuel their cocaine addiction.

I wish Chicago would sink into lake Michigan

lol i am so glad I moved.
Come home white illinoisan man.

Holy shit, IL is retarded. Just vote Chicago out of your fucking state already, so you can cut all of that fucking spending.

>calling people cucks
>drinking the sugar jew

I wish Indiana would start building a wall.

Only niggers and faggots drink sugary shit.
Why don't you support a tax on minorities and homosexuals?

>you will never get in a shootout with nigger cops while smuggling faygo


holy shit why live

They've been working so hard to get the human waste out of the lake though

Sweetened implies added sugar.
Just drink naturally sweet drinks.
Look into some of the sweeter tea varieties and make half a gallon of cold tea erry morning.
>inb4 complaint about paying a fraction of a dollar more when going out to eat

Oh noooo a penny tax.

You poor snowflake. Don't worry, I'm sure Trump will fix everything if you screech autistically enough.

Soda is legitimately a major profit source for convenience stores. Super cheap, super high markup. Same with coffee. It's how book stores can keep their doors open: people buy the high markup coffees there.
Shrinking this profit source will have tangible effects for these service businesses.

Also lmaoing @ ur broke ass state

>move to Chicago from rural Wisconsin 6 years ago
>When I moved here in 2011 it was kinda comfy
>every year has gotten progressively worse
>we have now entered nightmare mode
>trying to move but don't know where to move to

Halp Sup Forums

take the Ute pill.

what kind of tea would you suggest

A penny per oz. I am still not matching OP's outrage (and I live in Chicago), but it's not just a penny.

Move to Based Northwest Indiana like everyone else is doing. Live in the state with the best laws in America and still get to take advantage of Chicago's good parts.

Go back or go to Missouri

> this angers the burger

what kind of snek are you?

Jade Oolong is the absolute best in my opinion, but its pricey.
Try a few different oolong and baicha varieties.
go to a chinese store and ask the little old lady to hook you up, every asian market has a little old lady
>tfw local tea hustler old lady died last year

indiana, the fattest state in the country, needs the fat tax more than anybody.

>taxing people to punish a behavior

Only if they levy a "stupid internet comment" tax as well. Consider suicide.

>he drinks the High Fructose Jew