What's gonna happen
Sept 23
Henry Jenkins
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Jace Thomas
S H E M I T A H
Caleb Scott
Looks like Leo is a about to drop a fat steamer on the virgin's face
Christopher Rivera
u wont even survive aug 21 to see it
Landon Thompson
The eclipse?
Jack Morales
Everything all at once.
Dylan Ortiz
;)
Colton Gomez
What's an eclipse going to do?
Justin Foster
I really,really,really hope something happens
Daniel Carter
Will the gravitational and magnetic alignment of the celestial bodies pop the boil that is Yellowstone and end this goddamn nightmare?
Cameron Reyes
Nope. Muslims
Nicholas Watson
Yes, it passes directly over YS for a reason.
Jaxson Perry
What the hell are Muslims gonna do in the states besides Bitch
Nolan Wood
Massacre people, as an eclipse is a sign from Allah to do so
Henry Morris
The same thing that happened during all the other happenings
Carson Ward
blasphemer
Benjamin Edwards
Dude I live in the south and idk about the rest of the US but we will fry those faggots like fucking bacon
Evan Morgan
>the day after my birthday
>babbys for space paranormal happening fags ITT
Nothing ever happens, so don't fall for these.
Nicholas Sanders
Be ready when they come.
Joshua Ward
I've taken the day off and will sit home waiting for Christfags to go crazy because once again, nothing happened
Alexander Russell
>Small shitty rock moon eclipses great source of energy and power
>Small Shitty rock and a star also the symbol of islam
You might be right, in a way, user. The solar muslim will probably blast YS to bits.
Jason Garcia
Hitler will rise from the ashes and finish what he started.
Then there will be peace on Earth
Elijah Cook
No digits in the thread so far so maybe you're right
Andrew Davis
There are almost half a million muslims in Texas alone. Yes, they'd get rekt, but they could still start some shit. The other thing is if they attack, you really think the dumb nogs and other brown people and libs wouldn't join them in a fight against whitey?
Henry Baker
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Ayden Butler
Nah man we'd still kick ass
Christopher Taylor
I'm praying for something pic-related.
Cooper Morgan
Jesus has to come back before that
Levi Moore
Oh I agree, but it'd be chaos for a couple days until there were just no more living muslims in the state/region.
Daniel Gomez
I was one of those Nibrufags in 2012 and also an eleninfag in 2011. I'm not falling for the bait again.
Hudson Bell
I'm not making any prediction. Just wanna hear opinions. It is crazy how the stars line up to the verse though
Lincoln Long
I'll commit suicide when nothing happens so that the world will end from my perspective
Ayden Cook
Will you livestream or are you a faggot?
Parker Kelly
Yeah sure just for you I'll livestream it to Sup Forums and pull the trigger right as the cops arrive. Pinky promise
Logan Bell
That's the day after my birthday. Yay
Thomas Turner
If you're not being a faggot right now, there's a guaranteed happening
Samuel Brooks
Hopefully the birth of the antichrist so we can leave this place soon
Benjamin Smith
Sing along faggots
I'll be alone each and every night
While you're away don't forget to write
bye bye
so long
farewell
bye bye
so long
See you in September, See you when the summer's through
Angel Gray
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Liam King
Like you fried the stormtroopers that came to take your guns after Katrina??
Jace Turner
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Colton Butler
same, big boy
Adam Bailey
I live in Pensacola. We take no shit from niggers
Austin Green
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Jackson Rivera
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Liam Clark
It's been a while since a thread about this on Sup Forums, all the ones on /x/ are all about "muh rapture", etc
Nathan Gutierrez
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Tyler Brooks
I was in Pensacola a few weeks ago. It seems that's all you take from them.
William Butler
Knowledge bomb from our friends up north
Nathan Ward
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Benjamin Jackson
Bowling Green be happening yo. Thats why Kellyann mentioned it. It hasn't happened yet because its from the future.
Thats why Trump was pushing so hard on that travel ban.
Too late now though!
Anthony Parker
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Henry Nelson
Muslims would be raped if they tried an uprising in America, this isn't Europe
Brayden Ortiz
Probably nothing.
There are a few different ways to draw leo in the sky with different numbers of stars. Stellarium just happens to use 9 stars. If the number of "stars" don't match up then the entire thing falls apart.
Evan Hill
Pizza gate blows up and the global elite try to take us by force
Justin Nelson
Repent, fool, or you will be left behind with the rest.
Jack Ortiz
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Landon Campbell
wait when is eclipse and can I see it in Cincinnati Ohio (no I'm not a nigger) I have never seen one I really want too though.
Lincoln Allen
Some retarded (((event))) that we'll spend the next 15 years debunking. Earth is flat, the stars are a projection, stop buying into this space crap.
No, the iss isn't real it's just cgi feeds.
>But user! The self landing rockets from space x!!11oneone
Fucking cgi.
Wyatt Adams
God, I wish this was the happening. I have a raging Hitler boner just thinking about it.
Levi Ross
I accuse you of this being bullshit
purely because I really, really do not want to deal with the fucking rapture
that would not be enjoyable at all
James Cruz
If you're Christian why would it be bad
Caleb Carter
Reading all these for the first time I got the same "ohhhh shit" feeling that I did when spirit cooking first came up.
Joseph Perry
I am not, and do not have the spiritualist mind and soul to become religious
it just doesn't click for me, so I focus more on just being a decent person than to pray and pretend to be
Justin Cooper
My birthday. I'm glad everyone's excited. I got an ice cream cake on order.
Caleb Thomas
Good musings Sean, keep it up and best to you.
Nathan Thomas
Maybe you haven't prayed enough. Obviously something's there
Liam Hernandez
GET IN HERE, AN user MADE A PLAN DURING THE ECLIPSE!!
Oliver King
Fox news mentioned this book on the radio today. They said "Is Trump a time traveler? Well he may be because a book has been found from the late 1800's that is based on Baron Trump."
Was pretty surreal.
Thomas Watson
Owen Carter
Why would we discover meme magic only for it to be immediately taken away?
Isaac Mitchell
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Benjamin Cruz
Need sauce
Robert Morris
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Jason Lopez
Notice how the lettering for "Fontana" (on the See you in September record) looks exactly like the arches at Fountain Park in Bowling Green, KY. According to their website, the arches are located to the north and south. The eclipse will be visible from one of the arches, therefore the Fontana picture found on the record appears to be a depiction of the eclipse as seen from under one of the archways.
Jackson Ramirez
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Eli Edwards
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Levi Johnson
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Elijah Butler
Dope neatz
Gavin Nelson
can i get a quick rundown?
David Rivera
The ozone hole over antarctica will finally kill everyone.
Carter Smith
There is no source. I heard it on the radio going into work. it was Fox news station on Sirius radio.
Gabriel Campbell
You'll have to settle for a slow-walkup. I'm fresh out of accelerated summaries.
Brayden Cook
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Ryan King
It would take whole light years for it to reach us. Do you even space lad?
Carter Clark
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Brayden Ward
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Gabriel Myers
I'm gonna be in Wyoming to see the eclipse. What's gonna happen to me?
Ayden Ramirez
You'll probably evaporate from the Yellowstone explosion
Lucas Robinson
we're all gonna fucking die nigga
John Myers
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Nathan Smith
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David Peterson
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Austin Jones
>jade helm
Alexander Allen
>whats the difference
Jaxson Diaz
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Jose Morgan
here's a quick rundown
>Bogdanoffs bow to Barron
>Helped Create the aliens
>Possesses all supernatural abilities
>Controls Earth with an iron but fair fist
>Owns everything universally
>Direct Descendant of a godly blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on every planet (Trumpberg) will be the first
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Trump babies
>Has said to have 1488+ IQ such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries, Area 51, & 1890's books
>Ancient Aryan Scriptures tell of a young man with blonde hair and blue eyes that will save humanity and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Trumpbots inside you right now
>The Trumps are in regular communication with God and Jesus, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Trump bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent German and Russian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Trump
>Barron is infinite year old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.
wew, had to carefully think that out
Lincoln Watson
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Henry Sanchez
HE'S COMING
Sebastian Watson
It will be the end
We are all finished