I saw Anthony Scaramucci at a grocery store in Alexandria yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Camden Bell
wtf, guy sounds like a dick.
>Is infetteerence even a word?
Luis Hughes
Big if true
Thomas Wright
sounds pretty fake, but seems unhinged
Jose Cruz
True if big
Samuel Howard
This is my favorite pasta.
Michael Nelson
repost
Sebastian Hall
Fuck that is some old pasta. Most of the newfags on Sup Forums will believe it.
Jace Anderson
>copypasta faggot The Mooch would kick your dick in if you even said hi to him irl.
David Russell
Copypasta
Jayden Russell
kill yourselves redditors for not knowing this pasta
Aiden Bennett
Old ass Pasta . SAGE this shit.
Brayden Reyes
acceptable anecdote...
Owen Martinez
>Things that never happened
Thomas Torres
Wtf? That's fucked up
Jaxson Baker
Guys I really miss the Mooch though
Jacob Rogers
Stale, i like my pasta al dente, nigger.
Robert James
I like Anthony Scaramucci now.
Mason Sullivan
BIG if true
Blake Nguyen
God I love this pasta.
Ayden Myers
Me too desu. Biggest mistake Trump's made.
Lincoln Powell
dude, if you're going to alter a pasta, at least put some effort into it.
Asher Richardson
Exact same thing happened when I saw him in a grocery store in LA.
Uncanny.
Evan Nelson
...
Hudson Morgan
Ryan Gosling did the same thing to me at a grocery store in LA a few months ago.
Ryan Martin
kill urself my man
Gavin Morales
...
Nicholas Phillips
Yuge.
Grayson Diaz
...
Cameron Adams
All you dumb fuck sophomore fags that ruined this newfag copypasta honeypot by even posting about copypasta, wtf. Damnit goys, get your shit together!
Juan Bailey
It is so random it must be true... Also why dont i see baby ruth bars anymore?
Xavier Campbell
Newfag with lame ass pasta. Kys
Wyatt Thompson
Damn, so nice to see some good old comfort food pasta
Lincoln Bell
why can't we have nice things? We would have sooooo much fun with mooch so sad he is gone :(
Jackson James
So distraught he forgot to buy a Snickers™
Jordan Robinson
Was he a big guy?
Jacob Wood
Now I can understand why the fired his ass from the white house. Good riddance.
